This chick can eat more than you

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I'm sure @Scoot26 is gonna appreciate his inbox being full of mentions when he signs on and sees this stupid ass thread.
 

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No surprise really, most people can eat more than me.
 

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I know we are not technically supposed to do this, but check out this PM I just got from Omeletpants:
Everyone knows he's doing a bit, he's just tragically unfunny.

Also everyone knows that he loves penis.
 

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Here is another. Bet that elephant Scoot could finish this in 5 minutes

 

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except maybe that fat ass Scoot

I am absolutely 100 percent certain with literally infinite certainty that I could consume more food in one setting than this woman anytime anyplace any type of food as long as it wasn't really gross food like bugs or that fruit that smells like rotting flesh or really pungent stinky feet cheese that is passed it's prime, like I'm talking steaks, fried chickens, burgers, pizzas, tacos, quesadillas, chicken fried steak burgers, Papadillas, Arbies meat mountains, Wendies triple baconnators, Chipotle burrito bowels, Harold's wirh all the fries you can give me i tear them bitches off.. *****.
 

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I am absolutely 100 percent certain with literally infinite certainty that I could consume more food in one setting than this woman anytime anyplace any type of food as long as it wasn't really gross food like bugs or that fruit that smells like rotting flesh or really pungent stinky feet cheese that is passed it's prime, like I'm talking steaks, fried chickens, burgers, pizzas, tacos, quesadillas, chicken fried steak burgers, Papadillas, Arbies meat mountains, Wendies triple baconnators, Chipotle burrito bowels, Harold's wirh all the fries you can give me i tear them bitches off.. *****.

I met up with Vick and a bunch of other Hawks fans for a road watch party early in the current NHL season and watched him put down 37 wings in 25 minutes. Guy looks like he's 160 lbs of solid muscle and can put away that kind of grub. Was pretty impressive.
 

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I am absolutely 100 percent certain with literally infinite certainty that I could consume more food in one setting than this woman anytime anyplace any type of food as long as it wasn't really gross food like bugs or that fruit that smells like rotting flesh or really pungent stinky feet cheese that is passed it's prime, like I'm talking steaks, fried chickens, burgers, pizzas, tacos, quesadillas, chicken fried steak burgers, Papadillas, Arbies meat mountains, Wendies triple baconnators, Chipotle burrito bowels, Harold's wirh all the fries you can give me i tear them bitches off.. *****.
The Idiots have their new King
 

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