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I am absolutely 100 percent certain with literally infinite certainty that I could consume more food in one setting than this woman anytime anyplace any type of food as long as it wasn't really gross food like bugs or that fruit that smells like rotting flesh or really pungent stinky feet cheese that is passed it's prime, like I'm talking steaks, fried chickens, burgers, pizzas, tacos, quesadillas, chicken fried steak burgers, Papadillas, Arbies meat mountains, Wendies triple baconnators, Chipotle burrito bowels, Harold's wirh all the fries you can give me i tear them bitches off.. *****.
Papadillas sit so heavy in the stomach
 

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The Idiots have their new King
Well for a idiot I know more about the metaverse and web3.0 than you know about being old and lonely and lacking any sort of introspection or discipline to further deepen your relationship with technology and the future forward thinking that will leave you in the distant past where consciousness only exists inside your mind inside of your literal physical head where as I have real estate inside the metaverse and NFTs and block chain languages that are worth more money in a few years than it would take you in a few careers so please sit back down in your wheel chair and push yourselve off of a balcony if you even acturally own a home that even has a balcony to throw yourselve off of, ignoramus!
 

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Well for a idiot I know more about the metaverse and web3.0 than you know about being old and lonely and lacking any sort of introspection or discipline to further deepen your relationship with technology and the future forward thinking that will leave you in the distant past where consciousness only exists inside your mind inside of your literal physical head where as I have real estate inside the metaverse and NFTs and block chain languages that are worth more money in a few years than it would take you in a few careers so please sit back down in your wheel chair and push yourselve off of a balcony if you even acturally own a home that even has a balcony to throw yourselve off of, ignoramus!
And you know nothing about making shit tons of money
 

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And you know nothing about making shit tons of money
I have turned so little into so much in such a short time relatively speaking that his statement you are making towards me is probably relatively true in how 'shit' 'tons' of money that I have made to this point still inside of my 20s nothing compared to what I will make in my years as a totality up until the years yourselve is aged, but this is humorously funny to me that you think my money is on some sort of similar playing field as yours I mean are you kidding me?

Let me ask you this before you make yourself have others look upon yourself as a bigger ignoramus than they already are looking upon: how many private jets have you flown inside of in your whole life? Take that number and multiply it by one million. That number is less than what I have in my crypto wallets right now and I have flown inside of private jets more in the last year and a halve than that number divided by one million that is the original number you started with.
 

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I'd hate to be around when she drops the kids off at the pool.
 

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I have turned so little into so much in such a short time relatively speaking that his statement you are making towards me is probably relatively true in how 'shit' 'tons' of money that I have made to this point still inside of my 20s nothing compared to what I will make in my years as a totality up until the years yourselve is aged, but this is humorously funny to me that you think my money is on some sort of similar playing field as yours I mean are you kidding me?

Let me ask you this before you make yourself have others look upon yourself as a bigger ignoramus than they already are looking upon: how many private jets have you flown inside of in your whole life? Take that number and multiply it by one million. That number is less than what I have in my crypto wallets right now and I have flown inside of private jets more in the last year and a halve than that number divided by one million that is the original number you started with.
I was an executive for one of the 25 largest companies in America. I have been in private jets often
 

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I was an executive for one of the 25 largest companies in America. I have been in private jets often


Read the 21st to 25th largest.





Did I just amend a lie? I need a life. Sorry again. My bad.
 

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I am absolutely 100 percent certain with literally infinite certainty that I could consume more food in one setting than this woman anytime anyplace any type of food as long as it wasn't really gross food like bugs or that fruit that smells like rotting flesh or really pungent stinky feet cheese that is passed it's prime, like I'm talking steaks, fried chickens, burgers, pizzas, tacos, quesadillas, chicken fried steak burgers, Papadillas, Arbies meat mountains, Wendies triple baconnators, Chipotle burrito bowels, Harold's wirh all the fries you can give me i tear them bitches off.. *****.
Lol at "literally infinite certainty. "

Literal
Infinite
Certainty

Sounds like the next big band.
 

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Sounds like @3YearLetterman


I was just down in Pigeon Forge and was so tempted to belly up at the Beef O'Brady's bar, but it was a fam trip.
 

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I was just down in Pigeon Forge and was so tempted to belly up at the Beef O'Brady's bar, but it was a fam trip.

You have timeshare too? My man! Let me know if you or the family need any DVD's for the duration of your trip. I know a guy down there that has, and I SHIT YOU NOT, a pristine collection of over 500 of them. The man is a literal legend, not some random clown.
 

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You have timeshare too? My man! Let me know if you or the family need any DVD's for the duration of your trip. I know a guy down there that has, and I SHIT YOU NOT, a pristine collection of over 500 of them. The man is a literal legend, not some random clown.

no timeshare but I did stay in a cabin with a hot tub AND complimentary passes to an alpine rollercoaster.
 
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