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We should take a poll. Which personality do you guys like more?

1 - Ashlee who is a vegetarian that gets wasted with her *** friends?

2 - Kate who eats fried chicken sensually, likes wrestling and is an ok bowler?

Personally I am torn. I hate vegetarians and hate girls that drink too much both knocks against Ashlee. On the other hand, I hate bowling and fake wrestling so don't think Katie and I have anything in common. I am black so I do love me some friend chicken though.

In the end, I might have to stick with Kate despite the hillbilly like interests because I fear Ashlee is the kind of girl that might get wasted one night, give a guy a ******* and then claim afterwards she was too drunk to consent and would never suck dick because she is a vegetarian and doesn't like all that meat in her mouth.

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Duh she pretends to be vegan or vegetarian in efforts to try to impress her gayboy friends and other hipster type people but literally has zero problems eating fried chickens with me, you guys are starting to sound paranoid and it is starting to literally annoy the **** out of me!
 

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We should take a poll. Which personality do you guys like more?

1 - Ashlee who is a vegetarian that gets wasted with her *** friends?

2 - Kate who eats fried chicken sensually likes wrestling and is an ok bowler?

Personally I am torn. I hate vegetarians and hate girls that drink too much both knocks against Ashlee. On the other hand, I hate bowling and fake wrestling so don't think Katie and I have anything in common. I am black so I do love me some friend chicken though.

In the end, I might have to stick with Kate despite the hillbilly like interests because I fear Ashlee is the kind of girl that might get wasted one night, give a guy a ******* and then claim afterwards she was too drunk to consent and would never put a dick in her mouth because she is a vegetarian and doesn't like all that meat in her mouth.

Thoughts?

This actually made me laugh though so strike the prior post I posted previously from referencing this posting ^.
 

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This actually made me laugh though so strike the prior post I posted previously from referencing this posting ^.

No worries bro. I would just stick with the Kate personality if I were you as Ashlee sounds like she's too caught up in what others think and vegetarians are notorious feminists and think a ******* is demeaning.
 

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We should take a poll. Which personality do you guys like more?

1 - Ashlee who is a vegetarian that gets wasted with her *** friends?

2 - Kate who eats fried chicken sensually, likes wrestling and is an ok bowler?

Personally I am torn. I hate vegetarians and hate girls that drink too much both knocks against Ashlee. On the other hand, I hate bowling and fake wrestling so don't think Katie and I have anything in common. I am black so I do love me some friend chicken though.

In the end, I might have to stick with Kate despite the hillbilly like interests because I fear Ashlee is the kind of girl that might get wasted one night, give a guy a ******* and then claim afterwards she was too drunk to consent and would never suck dick because she is a vegetarian and doesn't like all that meat in her mouth.

Thoughts?

I don't know about the poll, but I give you the Columbo Award.
Damnit good work!
 

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We should take a poll. Which personality do you guys like more?

1 - Ashlee who is a vegetarian that gets wasted with her *** friends?

2 - Kate who eats fried chicken sensually, likes wrestling and is an ok bowler?

Personally I am torn. I hate vegetarians and hate girls that drink too much both knocks against Ashlee. On the other hand, I hate bowling and fake wrestling so don't think Katie and I have anything in common. I am black so I do love me some friend chicken though.

In the end, I might have to stick with Kate despite the hillbilly like interests because I fear Ashlee is the kind of girl that might get wasted one night, give a guy a ******* and then claim afterwards she was too drunk to consent and would never suck dick because she is a vegetarian and doesn't like all that meat in her mouth.

Thoughts?

Remmy is running this into the end zone like he just beat the Saints. You are so proud of yourself, that's great, but could you please stop jerking off in public?

Not really something that required some expansive level of research and more a product of my job requiring attention to details. That is how you catch fraud and shit in the accounting/auditing world. By remembering the little details in a story, contract, or transaction.

This place has way to many guys that want to be junior super sleuths. AldiPOS was first, then another guy I forget, now we have Remy and HawkBear acting like they uncovered some hidden treasure, or cracked the case of Jack The Ripper. You guys seem way too pleased with yourselves. Maybe some perspective?

I understand, Bears fans desperate for a win, but young ladies do play with their names, and Vick would not be the first poster to have there handle and image 'borrowed' to use on another teams forum. In fact it is kind of a proud tradition around these parts, know your history, does anybody remember Billsbud with with the foghorn leghorn avi?

It's easy, create a new account on the Lions forum, copy the pic, boom new VashalasX, I woud guess about 50% of CCS is smart enough to pull that off. But there are only a precious few that act like they discovered the cure for cancer when they stumble across Billsbud.

If some guys want to use Vick as their new hobby, that's weird, but good for you. Just don't expect everyone else to share your unbridled sense of accomplishment when you 'find something', especially when it's not even a thing.
 
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I am not sure why you are talking to me about the forum post. I already responded that I didn't think it was Vash because there were not enough literallys. So that has nothing to do with me.

The only things I questioned were the Ashlee and Kate thing and the fact that he said she was a vegetarian but now she eats fried chicken. I don't know which vegetable group fried chicken falls into.
 

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This place has way to many guys that want to be junior super sleuths. AldiPOS was first, then another guy I forget, now we have Remy and HawkBear acting like they uncovered some hidden treasure, or cracked the case of Jack The Ripper. You guys seem way too pleased with yourselves. Maybe some perspective?

I understand, Bears fans desperate for a win, but young ladies do play with their names, and Vick would not be the first poster to have there handle and image 'borrowed' to use on another teams forum. In fact it is kind of a proud tradition around these parts, know your history, does anybody remember Billsbud with with the foghorn leghorn avi?

It's easy, create a new account on the Lions forum, copy the pic, boom new VashalasX, I woud guess about 50% of CCS is smart enough to pull that off. But there are only a precious few that act like they discovered the cure for cancer when they stumble across Billsbud.

If some guys want to use Vick as their new hobby, that's weird, but good for you. Just don't expect everyone else to share your unbridled sense of accomplishment when you 'find something', especially when it's not even a thing.

I googled the name 'Vick Ashley' and that forum post was the first thing to pop up. Noticed that he said his roommate was a girl so I asked him a question. Not exactly ground breaking stuff. A part of me really wanted Vash to be a real person because he actually does talk a little football and can provide a little humor, but alas he's a fraud.
 

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I vote for Kate. She seems trailer trash enough to be crazy and down for anything. Plus, fried chicken
 

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Remmy is running this into the end zone like he just beat the Saints. You are so proud of yourself, that's great, but could you please stop jerking off in public?



This place has way to many guys that want to be junior super sleuths. AldiPOS was first, then another guy I forget, now we have Remy and HawkBear acting like they uncovered some hidden treasure, or cracked the case of Jack The Ripper. You guys seem way too pleased with yourselves. Maybe some perspective?

I understand, Bears fans desperate for a win, but young ladies do play with their names, and Vick would not be the first poster to have there handle and image 'borrowed' to use on another teams forum. In fact it is kind of a proud tradition around these parts, know your history, does anybody remember Billsbud with with the foghorn leghorn avi?

It's easy, create a new account on the Lions forum, copy the pic, boom new VashalasX, I woud guess about 50% of CCS is smart enough to pull that off. But there are only a precious few that act like they discovered the cure for cancer when they stumble across Billsbud.

If some guys want to use Vick as their new hobby, that's weird, but good for you. Just don't expect everyone else to share your unbridled sense of accomplishment when you 'find something', especially when it's not even a thing.

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I googled the name 'Vick Ashley' and that forum post was the first thing to pop up. Noticed that he said his roommate was a girl so I asked him a question. Not exactly ground breaking stuff. A part of me really wanted Vash to be a real person because he actually does talk a little football and can provide a little humor, but alas he's a fraud.

he is a real person or else he wouldn't be posting
 

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I vote for Kate. She seems trailer trash enough to be crazy and down for anything. Plus, fried chicken

And more importantly not as likely to regret it in the morning and claim you sexually assaulted or raped her. That is key in this day and age.
 

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We should take a poll. Which personality do you guys like more?

1 - Ashlee who is a vegetarian that gets wasted with her *** friends?

2 - Kate who eats fried chicken sensually, likes wrestling and is an ok bowler?

Personally I am torn. I hate vegetarians and hate girls that drink too much both knocks against Ashlee. On the other hand, I hate bowling and fake wrestling so don't think Katie and I have anything in common. I am black so I do love me some friend chicken though.

In the end, I might have to stick with Kate despite the hillbilly like interests because I fear Ashlee is the kind of girl that might get wasted one night, give a guy a ******* and then claim afterwards she was too drunk to consent and would never suck dick because she is a vegetarian and doesn't like all that meat in her mouth.

Thoughts?

Kate all the way. Seems kind of dumb, which is perfect for a fling. Also have the feeling a little butt sex is not out of the question with her.
 

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Kate all the way. Seems kind of dumb, which is perfect for a fling. Also have the feeling a little butt sex is not out of the question with her.

I confess, I am not a butt sex kind of guy. Is that something you ask beforehand or do you just "accidentally" put it in there and see how she responds.

Not speaking about Kate of course as she sounds like a girl that will just offer it up but speaking more generally.
 

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Can we throw a poll in here and see how many people think Vash has an extra chromosome?
 

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I confess, I am not a butt sex kind of guy. Is that something you ask beforehand or do you just "accidentally" put it in there and see how she responds.

Not speaking about Kate of course as she sounds like a girl that will just offer it up but speaking more generally.

In general you ask first, for sure. But with Kate accidentally/on-purpose is the perfect way to handle it.
 

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He is literally a real person, but really just a made up online persona of another poster.

I think the Vick Ashley on the Lions board is a made up online persona of VashalasX/Teddy KFC
 

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