This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or

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If only things were so complicated and I guess conspiracy theory-like that a story literally needed to be "kept straight" jeesh you guys all think everything is a alt or a gag or some sort of complicated mystery of deception like literally a "web of lies" when it is just very simple and easily to be explained. Her formal legal"christian" name is Kate Ashley **** (but she spells her middle second name Ashlee because i dont know probably a girl thing) but I am not going to call her by what she goes by with her *** boy friends and just because it is on her nametag at work because she actually doesn't WANT ME TO and it was HER SUGGESTION because she thinks it is weird because my name is Vick Ashley and so I guess that would be actually super weird actually, like if we were to be a couple or even eventually get married for her to be "Ashlee Ashley" like, that would seriously be dumb as ****. Seriously you guys, everything has to be so dramatic and sinister I guess doesn't it. Shaking my head right now.

Cool story bro! Except you did call her by what her *** boy friends called her because you called her Ashlee earlier. My parents call me by my nickname and my coworkers call me by my first name. They never switch it up. It was you switching it up that made me notice. In any event, I don't really care if your story is true or not. It is just a message board bro. Just here for shits and giggles.

Remy i thought you were an important big time player getting shit done worldwide, this seems a little small potatoes for a man of your education and accomplishments.

But yeah, chicks do play with there names.

So Vick, you two decided it's Kate moving forward? Ashlee Ashley would be pretty awesome though, great stripper name.

I simply remembered him calling her Ashlee before and then saw he called her Kate. Not really something that required some expansive level of research and more a product of my job requiring attention to details. That is how you catch fraud and shit in the accounting/auditing world. By remembering the little details in a story, contract, or transaction.
 

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I like the name Ka$hlee

I am waiting for the follow up story where

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Remy i thought you were an important big time player getting shit done worldwide, this seems a little small potatoes for a man of your education and accomplishments.

But yeah, chicks do play with there names.

So Vick, you two decided it's Kate moving forward? Ashlee Ashley would be pretty awesome though, great stripper name.

I am actually happy and releaved when she told me her real first name is Kate because to be honest I didn't like the two ees at the end of Ashlee and of course the thing with my last name so yes we are going with Kate I guess but didn't think it would be a bigger deal or like literally a albatross of an issue on a forum post than it is for me just calling her Kate or Katy when I actually see her or refer to her in conversation!
 

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you guys spend way too much time reading the details of this fake story. I do appreciate that we all know it's fake like WWF but we still can't turn away
 

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Hey, it's no different than reading a novel. Story is fiction but it can still entertain.
 

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Is vash dating the Olson twins?

I always thought that would be an issue.


Not because you're dating two different people, or one of them, and can confuse one for the other. But because if they turn sideways to you, you probably can't see them anymore. That has to be frustrating.
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Not that hard, be a baller, hit it and quit it....
 

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Vick, I have a weird question. Is your roommate a girl or a guy?
 

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Vick, I have a weird question. Is your roommate a girl or a guy?

My room-mate is male and named Richard but goes by Rick and let's please keep any conspiracy stories or jokes or ****ing court cases out of this statement please shall we!
 

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Yeah not enough literallys for it to literally be Vash.
 

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