This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or

[gpphat]

Some grief? SOME? I can take my fair share of ribbing but why bring up ancient history? It really makes no sense to me. The wardrobe shit doesn't bother me, most of it is funny and a lot of it isn't true but the thread I posted about that was serious. It was about a 13 year friendship that had to be thrown away.

I'll stop whining now. I won't address any further comment on the matter.

Wait so did you or did you not pay for some chick to vacation with another dude?

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

This thread is like a reality show.
Can't tell if fake or real, but the side drama (warden) has me jonesing for more.

I didn't create that side drama, as I said I wanted nothing to do with it actually. I think we derailed Vash's thread enough.

 

[KoreanBear]

I didn't create that side drama, as I said I wanted nothing to do with it actually. I think we derailed Vash's thread enough.

This thread would be in page 2 by now if it weren't for you.
Anyways, glad to know you've moved on from her.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Wait so did you or did you not pay for some chick to vacation with another dude?

Come on man, I said no like 100 times. I went on vacation to Paris solo. End of!!!

 

[number51]

Well well well it was really indeedly what I think anyone would call an "interesting" night for a first date and I will go into certain details to follow but firstly I probably should give certain shout-outs for the people that had questions or concerns going into this and that perhaps maybe I could have never done this without?

Firstly @hawkbear thanks for your support and I hope that you know that I am greatful for it even though I will likely not be publishing a picture of myself with Kate because firstly I have not asked her permission to do that and secondly I don't think she would grant permission and lastly if I asked her this I think she would probably think I am a "weirdo" Also it is not because she is dead and also I am a real person (wt*?)

Secondly @number51 I appreciate your advisement and especially you being one of the only old men on this board that isn't afraid of the younger generations and an age-bigot, you made me feel confident going in to this and that confidence was rewarded I think, hopefully


thirdly @Wardon you are the only one in this thread that didn't try to troll me and even though I am still confused about the womens trip thing, whoever that girl is that you went to Paris without probably missed out on literally "one of the good ones" and that it is a shame that a lot of the time girls that get treated good literally "swipe left" on those good guys and end up with bad Chads over and over and over again.

Everyone else in the thread I am greatful for too even the trolls with their trolling postings because it is literally just "bulletin board material" when it all comes down to it so while you are in your basements being pale and malnourished, cutting people down to make yourselves feel better I am eating pounds of protein and doing 1000s of crunches a week getting stronger and bigger and more confident every single day #blessed

Lastly @hotwheel24 joke is on you I actually had a date with the girl last night if you even knew how to comprehend what you read or even followed along at all, ever, and nobody cares that you are 10 years older than me because if you had any wisdom at all to share then you would not have all the hate in your heart and maybe instead of following me around talking **** you should put the fire out in your back yard, ignoramus.

this took way way too long to type and i have to hit the fitness centre now before i have to go into work so i will try to update this later sorry I can't right now but thanks again guys I think this is going to be really really good this time I hope!

Ps Bobby Roode won US Title Tournament but I didn't get to even watch it if you know what I mean!

Good for you, you work hard, respect your friends and family, can't think of a guy more deserving of a love connection. But seriously, rubbers, many layers, you'll thank me later.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I'm very happy for Vick. I wish some of you treated him better.

 

[gpphat]

Come on man, I said no like 100 times. I went on vacation to Paris solo. End of!!!

you probably should have paid for that chick to come with you

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

you probably should have paid for that chick to come with you

That's what she said.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

you probably should have paid for that chick to come with you

Nah, I'm good. More money for me to see amazing things in Paris.

 

[KoreanBear]

This be Warden

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

This be Warden

Nah, man I had a blast...wasn't like that at all. I went where I wanted and saw what I wanted...no baggage holding me down. I was too busy to stand around.

 

[remydat]

Come on man, you have to keep your story straight. You said the chick was Ashlee and now you are calling her Kate?

This was 100 it and I know it because the gayboy at our work that she always is talking to was with her last night apparently and he was on the phone with his boyfriend talking about Ashlee (the girl) and how she was a sloppy ***** who "cant handle her drank" and called her a "twinkerbelle" which I am not even familiar with in terms of terminology because probably the *** culture or whatever but literally long story short she was on something like more than just beers and from what I gather she is probably not in a "crowd" that is just occasionally doing stuff to their minds and bodies so I am not sure about this. I only tried lean for the first time once and I also know what wine or beers does to me and it is not literally pretty or maybe I am not that experienced or familiar enough with that territory so maybe I will call or text her from the fitness centre tomorrow and see if she is "cool" with maybe perhaps me providing some balance in her life for health and wellness?

Well well well it was really indeedly what I think anyone would call an "interesting" night for a first date and I will go into certain details to follow but firstly I probably should give certain shout-outs for the people that had questions or concerns going into this and that perhaps maybe I could have never done this without?

Firstly @hawkbear thanks for your support and I hope that you know that I am greatful for it even though I will likely not be publishing a picture of myself with Kate because firstly I have not asked her permission to do that and secondly I don't think she would grant permission and lastly if I asked her this I think she would probably think I am a "weirdo" Also it is not because she is dead and also I am a real person (wt*?)

Secondly @number51 I appreciate your advisement and especially you being one of the only old men on this board that isn't afraid of the younger generations and an age-bigot, you made me feel confident going in to this and that confidence was rewarded I think, hopefully


thirdly @Wardon you are the only one in this thread that didn't try to troll me and even though I am still confused about the womens trip thing, whoever that girl is that you went to Paris without probably missed out on literally "one of the good ones" and that it is a shame that a lot of the time girls that get treated good literally "swipe left" on those good guys and end up with bad Chads over and over and over again.

Everyone else in the thread I am greatful for too even the trolls with their trolling postings because it is literally just "bulletin board material" when it all comes down to it so while you are in your basements being pale and malnourished, cutting people down to make yourselves feel better I am eating pounds of protein and doing 1000s of crunches a week getting stronger and bigger and more confident every single day #blessed

Lastly @hotwheel24 joke is on you I actually had a date with the girl last night if you even knew how to comprehend what you read or even followed along at all, ever, and nobody cares that you are 10 years older than me because if you had any wisdom at all to share then you would not have all the hate in your heart and maybe instead of following me around talking **** you should put the fire out in your back yard, ignoramus.

this took way way too long to type and i have to hit the fitness centre now before i have to go into work so i will try to update this later sorry I can't right now but thanks again guys I think this is going to be really really good this time I hope!

Ps Bobby Roode won US Title Tournament but I didn't get to even watch it if you know what I mean!

 

[KoreanBear]

Come on man, you have to keep your story straight. You said the chick was Ashlee and now you are calling her Kate?

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[clonetrooper264]

Come on man, you have to keep your story straight. You said the chick was Ashlee and now you are calling her Kate?

ABORT MISSION! repeat ABORT MISSION!

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Is vash dating the Olson twins?

 

[Burque]

Is vash dating the Olson twins?

Prince William didn't do it right if you ask me. If I was him I woulda married Kate and Ashley.

 

[remydat]

Is vash dating the Olson twins?

Yeah that was my first thought when I noticed it that he got his names mixed up because he had used one of the Olsen's as his muse for this elaborate ruse.

 

[HeHateMe]

Come on man, you have to keep your story straight. You said the chick was Ashlee and now you are calling her Kate?

If only things were so complicated and I guess conspiracy theory-like that a story literally needed to be "kept straight" jeesh you guys all think everything is a alt or a gag or some sort of complicated mystery of deception like literally a "web of lies" when it is just very simple and easily to be explained. Her formal legal"christian" name is Kate Ashley **** (but she spells her middle second name Ashlee because i dont know probably a girl thing) but I am not going to call her by what she goes by with her *** boy friends and just because it is on her nametag at work because she actually doesn't WANT ME TO and it was HER SUGGESTION because she thinks it is weird because my name is Vick Ashley and so I guess that would be actually super weird actually, like if we were to be a couple or even eventually get married for her to be "Ashlee Ashley" like, that would seriously be dumb as ****. Seriously you guys, everything has to be so dramatic and sinister I guess doesn't it. Shaking my head right now.

 

[number51]

Yeah that was my first thought when I noticed it that he got his names mixed up because he had used one of the Olsen's as his muse for this elaborate ruse.

Remy i thought you were an important big time player getting shit done worldwide, this seems a little small potatoes for a man of your education and accomplishments.

But yeah, chicks do play with there names.

So Vick, you two decided it's Kate moving forward? Ashlee Ashley would be pretty awesome though, great stripper name.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Vash, can we get a full summary of last night's events. PG13 please since this is a family friendly site.