This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or

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I'm sorry you are so naive. I throw a few shots your way at times, but I don't think I am being a dick, or running you down. You get all kinds of responses, and you should be prepared for responses you aren't going to like, or you will constantly be complaining, and upset.

I'm not naive at all. I'm well aware what's going on.
 

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As a 29 yr old in Cali I could actually give him some great advice, but I get disliked every time I hurt his little feelings.
Hopefully she's in the middle of a Bukake while he's covering her shift at Pet's Mart.
 

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Blah blah blah airtime did you wake up on the wrong side of the wakeboard this morning or something?

Anyways for what it is worth she was playing fortnite on her twitch feed tonight and when I signed on she kicked other users and we talked for a while and she apologized for not showing up to work and also not inviting me out to party with her but she said something about not trusting herself around me which I think was sexual, and then she got hungry and came back from her kitchen with a cupcake and ate it kind of "seductively" I think. I am literally getting the "feels" for her I am almost positive that she has feels for me too, as well so I texted her this just now:

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And

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And
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I heard her say that her favourite food is Italian and I know she is vegetarian so hopefully her favourite dish is eggplant parmesan and I completely literally nailed it with this because I know exactly the place to take her with the best eggplant parm in Oak Lawn that will literally blow her mind.

Ok I’m old...
But does that mean your junk will turn purple when you sniff the cheese on her pussy?
 

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Ok I’m old...
But does that mean your junk will turn purple when you sniff the cheese on her pussy?

I hate it when that happens
 

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Anybody else afraid this girl is dead, and maybe in a freezer?

LMFAO, reminds me of Stephen McDaniel. Her head is stuffed in a trash can at his school.

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I’m hoping they hit it off and he is having such a good time this place is the last thing on his mind.
 

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Well well well it was really indeedly what I think anyone would call an "interesting" night for a first date and I will go into certain details to follow but firstly I probably should give certain shout-outs for the people that had questions or concerns going into this and that perhaps maybe I could have never done this without?

Firstly @hawkbear thanks for your support and I hope that you know that I am greatful for it even though I will likely not be publishing a picture of myself with Kate because firstly I have not asked her permission to do that and secondly I don't think she would grant permission and lastly if I asked her this I think she would probably think I am a "weirdo" Also it is not because she is dead and also I am a real person (wt*?)

Secondly @number51 I appreciate your advisement and especially you being one of the only old men on this board that isn't afraid of the younger generations and an age-bigot, you made me feel confident going in to this and that confidence was rewarded I think, hopefully


thirdly @Wardon you are the only one in this thread that didn't try to troll me and even though I am still confused about the womens trip thing, whoever that girl is that you went to Paris without probably missed out on literally "one of the good ones" and that it is a shame that a lot of the time girls that get treated good literally "swipe left" on those good guys and end up with bad Chads over and over and over again.

Everyone else in the thread I am greatful for too even the trolls with their trolling postings because it is literally just "bulletin board material" when it all comes down to it so while you are in your basements being pale and malnourished, cutting people down to make yourselves feel better I am eating pounds of protein and doing 1000s of crunches a week getting stronger and bigger and more confident every single day #blessed

Lastly @hotwheel24 joke is on you I actually had a date with the girl last night if you even knew how to comprehend what you read or even followed along at all, ever, and nobody cares that you are 10 years older than me because if you had any wisdom at all to share then you would not have all the hate in your heart and maybe instead of following me around talking **** you should put the fire out in your back yard, ignoramus.

this took way way too long to type and i have to hit the fitness centre now before i have to go into work so i will try to update this later sorry I can't right now but thanks again guys I think this is going to be really really good this time I hope!

Ps Bobby Roode won US Title Tournament but I didn't get to even watch it if you know what I mean!
 
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Well well well it was really indeedly what I think anyone would call an "interesting" night for a first date and I will go into certain details to follow but firstly I probably should give certain shout-outs for the people that had questions or concerns going into this and that perhaps maybe I could have never done this without?

Firstly @hawkbear thanks for your support and I hope that you know that I am greatful for it even though I will likely not be publishing a picture of myself with Kate because firstly I have not asked her permission to do that and secondly I don't think she would grant permission and lastly if I asked her this I think she would probably think I am a "weirdo" Also it is not because she is dead and also I am a real person (wt*?)

Secondly @number51 I appreciate your advisement and especially you being one of the only old men on this board that isn't afraid of the younger generations and an age-bigot, you made me feel confident going in to this and that confidence was rewarded I think, hopefully


thirdly @Wardon you are the only one in this thread that didn't try to troll me and even though I am still confused about the womens trip thing, whoever that girl is that you went to Paris without probably missed out on literally "one of the good ones" and that it is a shame that a lot of the time girls that get treated good literally "swipe left" on those good guys and end up with bad Chads over and over and over again.

Everyone else in the thread I am greatful for too even the trolls with their trolling postings because it is literally just "bulletin board material" when it all comes down to it so while you are in your basements being pale and malnourished, cutting people down to make yourselves feel better I am eating pounds of protein and doing 1000s of crunches a week getting stronger and bigger and more confident every single day #blessed

Lastly @hotwheel24 joke is on you I actually had a date with the girl last night if you even knew how to comprehend what you read or even followed along at all, ever, and nobody cares that you are 10 years older than me because if you had any wisdom at all to share then you would not have all the hate in your heart and maybe instead of following me around talking **** you should put the fire out in your back yard, ignoramus.

this took way way too long to type and i have to hit the fitness centre now before i have to go into work so i will try to update this later sorry I can't right now but thanks again guys I think this is going to be really really good this time I hope!

Ps Bobby Roode won US Title Tournament but I didn't get to even watch it if you know what I mean!

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You've always had a great sense of humor about your problems, from the ass boil, to the friend zone, to the women's clothing. You are a very open guy, sometimes that gets you some grief. I think having a guy like Warden around helps keep CCS interesting. I only hope he doesn't start clamming up now.

Man, you are the giver and the taker. lol
 

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Well well well it was really indeedly what I think anyone would call an "interesting" night for a first date and I will go into certain details to follow but firstly I probably should give certain shout-outs for the people that had questions or concerns going into this and that perhaps maybe I could have never done this without?

Firstly @hawkbear thanks for your support and I hope that you know that I am greatful for it even though I will likely not be publishing a picture of myself with Kate because firstly I have not asked her permission to do that and secondly I don't think she would grant permission and lastly if I asked her this I think she would probably think I am a "weirdo" Also it is not because she is dead and also I am a real person (wt*?)

Secondly @number51 I appreciate your advisement and especially you being one of the only old men on this board that isn't afraid of the younger generations and an age-bigot, you made me feel confident going in to this and that confidence was rewarded I think, hopefully


thirdly @Wardon you are the only one in this thread that didn't try to troll me and even though I am still confused about the womens trip thing, whoever that girl is that you went to Paris without probably missed out on literally "one of the good ones" and that it is a shame that a lot of the time girls that get treated good literally "swipe left" on those good guys and end up with bad Chads over and over and over again.

Everyone else in the thread I am greatful for too even the trolls with their trolling postings because it is literally just "bulletin board material" when it all comes down to it so while you are in your basements being pale and malnourished, cutting people down to make yourselves feel better I am eating pounds of protein and doing 1000s of crunches a week getting stronger and bigger and more confident every single day #blessed

Lastly @hotwheel24 joke is on you I actually had a date with the girl last night if you even knew how to comprehend what you read or even followed along at all, ever, and nobody cares that you are 10 years older than me because if you had any wisdom at all to share then you would not have all the hate in your heart and maybe instead of following me around talking **** you should put the fire out in your back yard, ignoramus.

this took way way too long to type and i have to hit the fitness centre now before i have to go into work so i will try to update this later sorry I can't right now but thanks again guys I think this is going to be really really good this time I hope!

Ps Bobby Roode won US Title Tournament but I didn't get to even watch it if you know what I mean!

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This thread is like a reality show.
Can't tell if fake or real, but the side drama (warden) has me jonesing for more.
 

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