Trade Deadline Nov. 3

[DC]

If they trade Forte I will burn CCS to the ground and make love to a fat black woman in the ashes. Our child will grow up to be the next Chicago Bears QB in the HOF. But his mother and I will never see him play b/c he kills us with his bare hands when he's 8 b/c we didn't let him eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

We deserved it.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

If they trade Forte I will burn CCS to the ground and make love to a fat black woman in the ashes. Our child will grow up to be the next Chicago Bears QB in the HOF. But his mother and I will never see him play b/c he kills us with his bare hands when he's 8 b/c we didn't let him eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

We deserved it.

As an independent fat black woman that has sex in ashes that eats cinnamon toast crunch, I am offended.