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Heated.....like a dog's pussy.
hells yes! just like it!
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Yeah I love Ancient Aliens. It's just good food for thougt when nothing else is on. Over half of it is complete bullshit, but there's certain parts I think they connect on. Giorgio with the spray tan and the hair kills me. :lmao:
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I don't get it, so people know alot of this show is bullshit yet they still watch it?
That logic may work for entertainment like reality TV, but when I'm watching a informational show, I want the best that that can be offered. If you wanna learn or believe in aliens then watch a real program, and not some show that allows nutjobs to make ridiculousness implications like saying Constantine may have been visited by aliens. If that's the case...why stop there? Why not tell me that aliens were the ones who discovered electricity, and imply that they also visited the cavemen, oh wait...
That logic may work for entertainment like reality TV, but when I'm watching a informational show, I want the best that that can be offered. If you wanna learn or believe in aliens then watch a real program, and not some show that allows nutjobs to make ridiculousness implications like saying Constantine may have been visited by aliens. If that's the case...why stop there? Why not tell me that aliens were the ones who discovered electricity, and imply that they also visited the cavemen, oh wait...
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There is a lot of stuff that is bullshit in a lot of the shows like this, even main stream conventional science programs. It is real easy to cherry pick the stupid theories out of all the theories some of the Drs and physicists think of. There are other shows as well that are better of course like stephen hawkings big bang doc, the universe series, decoded, mysterious places etc that explain things in other forms of theory.
Again, if you think it is stupid to watch than you really shouldnt care to post about it, am i right?
now run along and watch jersey shore. thx
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I actually watched that new episode, it isn't as ridiculous as other episodes, still utter bullshit and jumping to conclusions though.
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than dont watch it. focus on nickelodeon
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Odd, that's where this show and it's viewership belongs anyways.
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Omg she just farted in my mouth
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No, but really, I watched two almost 2.5 seasons till dey lost me. It just got ridiculous.... AA did everything....
If youre interested in a rival theory, that Im more comfortable with, Graham Hancock has written many books on origin of civilizations. Id recommend, the Fingerprints of the Gods, Hancock has appered two or three times on AA, but he wasnt talking about his works.
He writes, that the knowledge of the Ancients wasnt given to us by aliens....it was inherited, from much older civilizations. The Ancient Egyptians inspired Christianity and Judeism......at 5000BC the Egyptians were already well established, how did they get like that? Hancock and his colleagues believe the pyramids at Giza, to be much more older than 5000BC...... Hancock and his colleagues go as back as 12500BC.....12000.... using Precession and some forms of dating on the Sphinx, which Hancock states is atleast 10K years old.
The way he and his colleagues date these is by Precession... of the Equinoxes, that is. I am toofuckin high and lazy righhnow to even try to explain it, but ithas to do with the constellations in realtion to these monuments and following the path of stars, which, is fixed, except for Precession, which marks the equinoxes......
Pyramids in Giza, Mexico, Cambodia, Easter Island are made to mirror constellations in the sky; Orion Draco, the Milky way, that is true........ I just two days ago read one of Hancocks latest, its called, Heavens mirror. Good stuff.
Anyway in his other book, Fingerprints of the Gods, Hancock proposes his theory of the great knowledge of the Ancients.....he satates, that there was an advanced civilization that was destroyed by tha last Ice Age and other cataclysms..... they got out of the home and survivors landed all over the globe teaching and building monumets, and all the ancient kniwledge that we attribute to the Aztecs, Maya, Egyptians is actually handed down knowledge from an earlier much more ancient and much more advanced civilization..... And he states that you can find traces of this once great ancient civilzation... tens of hundreds of miles beneathe the Antarctic Ice Cap :/
Spoiled the book for you there... but their is evidence that 10-15K years ago Antarctica was located more to the equator...
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If youre interested in a rival theory, that Im more comfortable with, Graham Hancock has written many books on origin of civilizations. Id recommend, the Fingerprints of the Gods, Hancock has appered two or three times on AA, but he wasnt talking about his works.
He writes, that the knowledge of the Ancients wasnt given to us by aliens....it was inherited, from much older civilizations. The Ancient Egyptians inspired Christianity and Judeism......at 5000BC the Egyptians were already well established, how did they get like that? Hancock and his colleagues believe the pyramids at Giza, to be much more older than 5000BC...... Hancock and his colleagues go as back as 12500BC.....12000.... using Precession and some forms of dating on the Sphinx, which Hancock states is atleast 10K years old.
The way he and his colleagues date these is by Precession... of the Equinoxes, that is. I am toofuckin high and lazy righhnow to even try to explain it, but ithas to do with the constellations in realtion to these monuments and following the path of stars, which, is fixed, except for Precession, which marks the equinoxes......
Pyramids in Giza, Mexico, Cambodia, Easter Island are made to mirror constellations in the sky; Orion Draco, the Milky way, that is true........ I just two days ago read one of Hancocks latest, its called, Heavens mirror. Good stuff.
Anyway in his other book, Fingerprints of the Gods, Hancock proposes his theory of the great knowledge of the Ancients.....he satates, that there was an advanced civilization that was destroyed by tha last Ice Age and other cataclysms..... they got out of the home and survivors landed all over the globe teaching and building monumets, and all the ancient kniwledge that we attribute to the Aztecs, Maya, Egyptians is actually handed down knowledge from an earlier much more ancient and much more advanced civilization..... And he states that you can find traces of this once great ancient civilzation... tens of hundreds of miles beneathe the Antarctic Ice Cap :/
Spoiled the book for you there... but their is evidence that 10-15K years ago Antarctica was located more to the equator...
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I watch that show, gets interesting with some of the theories but then kind of ridiculous with others theories. That guy with the grey hair and glasses, idk his name but he kills me, everything he says ends with, "could it be that maybe it was.....aliens?" That's the whole premise of the show but he just cracks me up.
There's that show Finding Bigfoot and the big buy Bobo every story someone tells him he believes it. "Oh i saw a small creature with one leg and a long neck with a bald ass" and he'll say "Yeah i believe you saw a Squatch, that was the rare one legged, long neck bald ass Squatch, you are so lucky to have seen that" LOL!
There's that show Finding Bigfoot and the big buy Bobo every story someone tells him he believes it. "Oh i saw a small creature with one leg and a long neck with a bald ass" and he'll say "Yeah i believe you saw a Squatch, that was the rare one legged, long neck bald ass Squatch, you are so lucky to have seen that" LOL!
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Ha, I actually just got done watching a show on Nickelodeon. Alot better then that Ancient Aliens crap.
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Den you should really lemme borrow these ancient texts of this, what you call... '6 th grade science' I cannot live without that knowledge. :me crying:
this iz what i think really happened though
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Try over 15 million, a lot longer than that actually.
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