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[dabears70]

I though DB70 disappeared with everyone's money last time

LamsAss Pu won that league but a couple of clowns who i think are all banned on here now lied and said i did but that's something i would never do. Two things i really hate are liars and thieves. I know i can be a dick on here sometimes but stealing is a whole different game. LameAss won and i got 2nd.

 

[dabears70]

I tried to tell him three times that if a poster has an avatar he is not banned. It went on for weeks, I'm not sure the light ever really went on.



He wasn't that blatant about it, he just took great pleasure in making the whole experience horrible. He would go into these freaked out tantrums and just go off on the other owners, he genuinely hated us and wanted us to suffer, he came right out and said it. I've been playing fantasy sports since the 1980's and I have never seen anything like it, just a terrible and truly bizarre experience.

I can't wait to see what his plans are for this season.



What does an auction have to do with scoring? FF 101, even if he wasn't a psycho, who would want a commish that doesn't understand that simple shit. One of the few fun things that happened in that league was watching this goof try to figure out time zones for the draft. He's like a toddler in knowledge and temperament.

Oh good here's one of the liars now. I feel sorry for you.

 

[Starion]

Start some look-alike threads. Those are pretty funny, with the exception of obligatory (player with dreads) looks like Predator & Whoopie Goldberg.

Carson Wentz = Prince Henry

 

[dabears70]

I don't know, it might be kinda fun to join the league and just act like a fucking idiot. How many kickers am I allowed to draft? What about OLBs? How many pass rushing linebackers can I take? I have a strategy that I am working on.

Well there's goes that one cause i would never invite you into the league after you saying you'd just act like an idiot cause that's what about 4 or 5 guys did last year and ruined the entire league. I didn't go at anyone until they came at me and then they didn't like me coming at them so they made up the lies that they told on here. A couple of them didn't like their drafts and wanted me to let them out of the league after they already did their draft...lol. It was a complete clown show besides the other 5-6 players who all just kept quiet and played the damn league like normal people.

 

[botfly10]

Are DEs and OLBs drafted separately, or are they in the same category? I have money, I want to play.

I was just kidding earlier. I never played fantasy football but I am interested in learning.

 

[Penny Traitor]

Well there's goes that one cause i would never invite you into the league after you saying you'd just act like an idiot cause that's what about 4 or 5 guys did last year and ruined the entire league. I didn't go at anyone until they came at me and then they didn't like me coming at them so they made up the lies that they told on here. A couple of them didn't like their drafts and wanted me to let them out of the league after they already did their draft...lol. It was a complete clown show besides the other 5-6 players who all just kept quiet and played the damn league like normal people.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nobody "went after you". You were the Commissioner so we came to you with ideas and felt the process should have been more democratic by giving all the teams a vote on these ideas. Instead you got all worked up and felt we were trying to cheat you (even though you literally had all the power). Then you went into Dictator mode and peeps got resentful of your "my way or the highway" attitude after the entry fees were paid.

And then you start vetoing trades because you did not like them...which sent some coaches over the edge.

I think we can iron out these wrinkles for 2018 though once you make me co-commissioner.

 

[dabears70]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Nobody "went after you". You were the Commissioner so we came to you with ideas and felt the process should have been more democratic by giving all the teams a vote on these ideas. Instead you got all worked up and felt we were trying to cheat you (even though you literally had all the power). Then you went into Dictator mode and peeps got resentful of your "my way or the highway" attitude after the entry fees were paid.

And then you start vetoing trades because you did not like them...which sent some coaches over the edge.

I think we can iron out these wrinkles for 2018 though once you make me co-commissioner.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I can't put up with many of you on here as it is, I never could put up with a fantasy league with some of you dopes.

 

[botfly10]

OK, I'm in. Since I am joining early, does that mean I get first pick of all the teams? I want the Bears, obviously.

Where do I sign up?

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

OK, I'm in. Since I am joining early, does that mean I get first pick of all the teams? I want the Bears, obviously.

Where do I sign up?

Guessing DB70 wants your check first and go from there.

 

[truthbedamned]

Traffic is thriving since all the best posters got banned.

Yet here you are.

 

[ijustposthere]

Yet here you are.

Do you ever post insults that aren't completely ironic?

 

[truthbedamned]

Do you ever post insults that aren't completely ironic?

Not sure...Let me ask HHM and Novak and I will get back to you.

But really....you are so smart and witty......really.....I kid not.

 

[Omeletpants]