Weirdest/Craziest thing you've ever seen

[BlackHawkPaul]

In person.

Not on television or in your dreams.

 

[bri]

I have mentioned this before, but in college I had a friend JR that had a pet pig named Babe that he dressed up in a purple fur coat and purple boots (her winter attire) and her tiara and walked her around on a leash. I found it disturbing that he asked me if I wanted to feed her some bacon for breakfast. However, he assured me it was turkey bacon. She got really upset and started snorting and poking me with her snout when I tried to adjust her tiara. I think she thought I wanted to steal it. He also let her set in the front seat of his truck and entered her in beauty pageants. She was a piget and he also said no other pig would be good enough to inseminate his baby. Kind of scary, but he was from Indiana.

 

[phranchk]

Don't know if this is the weirdest, but it's what I can remember right now.

In my younger more experimental days. I was on a mind altering substance. We were walking outside and we came upon an intersection and it was surrounded by cops. The reason, the storm sewer in the intersection was on fire. Pretty bizarre on its own and even more bizarre in our state of mind.



Another weird thing. A guy leaving a liquor store with a stroller. Not that was that weird, but when we passed him his stroller was full of beer.



I know there's much weirder things I've witnessed, but nothing is coming to mind right now.

 

[canucklehead]

I was driving southbound on the I5 just south of seattle when a car coming northbound (which is elevated about 1-2 stories above the southbound lanes) lost control and flew over the hill directly towards my car. I slammed on the gas and the car landed nose first (and then flipped onto roof) just behind my car. I pull over called 9-11 and talked to the old lady and the kid in the car seat until paramedics came. both survived. apparently the old lady was a grandma and she was taking her granddaughter to the mall when she fell asleep at the wheel. crazy stuff.



Also, when I was moving out to Chicago i was driving around a long curve through Montana when suddenly I saw a brand new cadillac CTS blow a tire, cross into the ditch, hit the turnaround (where all the cops park to setup their speed traps) and then ramp up into the air and land on it's roof on the other side of the highway. I had to repeat the same procedure as above, but this time someone else stopped as well. the kid driving was shook up quite bad, but otherwise all right (luckily they were wearing their seatbelts.

 

[phranchk]

I also saw Masshavoc at a game once.....and he wasn't drunk yet.

 

[canucklehead]

I also saw Masshavoc at a game once.....and he wasn't drunk yet.

didn't you read the first post, it can't be something you dreamed up.

 

[MassHavoc]

I also saw Masshavoc at a game once.....and he wasn't drunk yet.

It quickly changed.

 

[phranchk]

It quickly changed.

But I thought you lived in a constant state of drunkenness?

 

[MassHavoc]

I just saw my buddy eat a [font="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"][size="+2"]Cheese-Stuffed Hot Pepper [/size][/font]off the floor of hot dougs. It was that good.

 

[TSD]

a decrepid 70 year old man tried to kick my ass when I was 19. I had an arrow for a left turn and the guy in the oncoming lane made a right turn nearly right into my car I had to slam on the breaks. Little did I know, my buddy in the back seat behind me had two middle fingers fully extended toward the guy. So I let the guy pull through, i finish my turn and im behind him, he stops his car in front of me (and there was heavy traffic, so I couldnt get around), he gets out, walks up to me window and demands I get out so he can teach me a lesson, and was very concerned about whether "my daddy knew where I was". There were 4 strapping young lads around the 18-19 year old age group. This man is insanely lucky, his shitty driving, caused him to get a middle finger from us, subsequently making him get all butthurt and try to fight some people. Because I was not about to get out of my car and be forced into a situation where I have lay out an old man. I just locked my doors (because he tried to open them) and ignored him till he was done and got back in his car. I am sure there are some Whiskey Tangos, frat boy rejects, and ghetto rats that would have been happy to oblige him.



I dont know really whats so fucked up about it but the whole situation was, first he gets pissed off at us for something that was his fault, Then comes over to a car full of a bunch of guys in their prime, wanting to do fisticuffs somehow imagining if we did, anything other than him getting knocked on his ass and needing a new hip would have happened. All the while his wife was pleading with him to get back into the car, at least one of them had a brain.





I know some really fucked up shit happened in college, but most of those nights are hazy at best. I can remember certain details, like once in the laundry room of an apartment house party I was talking to this chick who after about a 30 minute conversation I realized was a guy in drag (no it was not halloween), then I leaned over and puked inside the washing machine.



I also once nearly puked in a chicks mouth at a house party, like right before we were about to make out the vomit came with a vengeance and I puked in my hand, it was pretty gross, I hoped to continue where we left off, but she was nowhere to be found after i cleaned myself up.





Oh heres a good one, this one guy slept walk into the dorm room right next to the bathroom and pissed on the guy sleeping in his bed.



Oh yeah, forgot this one.



I was present at an orgy in college, where sexual orientation was not a concern, no i was not participating, I recall stumbling into this room at a house party, where Im going to venture to guess everyone was on ex or something. I remember being shocked, confused, but mostly like a deer in headlights until some guy reached out for my hand, and I got the hell out of there. Words cannot describe what I witnessed there, the blatant apparent disregard, for whether you liked chicks or dudes, I just find it hard to believe like 15 people in one room were all "bi".

 

[R K]

There was an accident about 17 years ago in front of my house on Milwaukee Ave. The Window had beheaded the passenger. The head was dangling by some skin next to the car.



When I first met my wife in College I brought her up here to meet everyone. We decided to take a walk in the woods across the street from my house. We found a kid that had shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge. The back of his skull was crawling with maggots.



Those are two of the craziest things I can think of.

 

[canucklehead]

There was an accident about 17 years ago in front of my house on Milwaukee Ave. The Window had beheaded the passenger. The head was dangling by some skin next to the car.



When I first met my wife in College I brought her up here to meet everyone. We decided to take a walk in the woods across the street from my house. We found a kid that had shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge. The back of his skull was crawling with maggots.



Those are two of the craziest things I can think of.

That's not crazy, that's just straight up fucked. damn man, that's intense.

 

[R K]

That's not crazy, that's just straight up fucked. damn man, that's intense.

The worst part about the kid that shot himself is I reported it and they interrogated me for about 2 hours. Finally I had enough. I said, and I quote, "OK asshole you got me. I shot this guy I've never met, drove all the way back to SIU, picked up my girlfriend, drove all the way back so I could show her my Dirty Work first hand". My wife was shocked hahahahahaha......



I left soon after that thinking NEXT TIME I'll just walk back home and NOT report it.

 

[Tater]

Back in college I was delivering with FTD part-time.

I had to make a delivery to a funeral home in Itasca, and boy did I open the wrong door.

I walked in on 3 people right in the middle of an embalming/autopsy. Not good.

 

[genefoley]

There was an accident about 17 years ago in front of my house on Milwaukee Ave. The Window had beheaded the passenger. The head was dangling by some skin next to the car.



When I first met my wife in College I brought her up here to meet everyone. We decided to take a walk in the woods across the street from my house. We found a kid that had shot himself in the head with a 12 gauge. The back of his skull was crawling with maggots.



Those are two of the craziest things I can think of.

Hopefully you never have to see anything like that again. I know I would be changed forever after seeing such things.

 

[phranchk]

Mine sound pretty lame in comparison to some of these already here.

Another pretty cool one was seeing lightning blow apart a tree about 100 feet from where I was standing. I almost shit myself after that happened.

 

[TSD]

The worst part about the kid that shot himself is I reported it and they interrogated me for about 2 hours. Finally I had enough. I said, and I quote, "OK asshole you got me. I shot this guy I've never met, drove all the way back to SIU, picked up my girlfriend, drove all the way back so I could show her my Dirty Work first hand". My wife was shocked hahahahahaha......



I left soon after that thinking NEXT TIME I'll just walk back home and NOT report it.

My Gramps is old hat finding coming across corpses in the woods.



he goes mushroom hunting in pilcher park, by east joilet all the time, theres bodies all up in those woods.

 

[canucklehead]

My Gramps is old hat finding coming across corpses in the woods.



he goes mushroom hunting in pilcher park, by east joilet all the time, theres bodies all up in those woods.

Morels? or other wild mushrooms? I've been trying to figure out where to go find me some morels out here.

 

[phranchk]

My Gramps is old hat finding coming across corpses in the woods.



he goes mushroom hunting in pilcher park, by east joilet all the time, theres bodies all up in those woods.

Reminds me of a story I read on cracked.com about this forest in Japan where there's been likely 100 or so suicides in there since the 1950's. Apparently some author wrote a story about this forest where the main character commits suicide. Since then it appears to be a popular place to do so. It's become somewhat of a game for people to "treasure hunt" in there now since many people have committed suicide with money or valuables on them.



Edit: so it's over 500 people.

http://www.cracked.com/article/181_the-6-creepiest-places-earth/

 

[R K]

Hopefully you never have to see anything like that again. I know I would be changed forever after seeing such things.

The kid that shot himself was pretty traumatizing. Not to mention it was the first time my GF at the time had come to meet the family and see where I grew up. I can remember walking through those same woods hammered off my ass in highschool at 3am on the way home and NEVER saw anything like that before.



I should have listened to my dad though and NOT called the Police. Let someone else do that. It turned out into a giant nightmare I never thought would end. My wife still won't talk about it to this day. She just aknowledges it happened!