Welcome Creature

[R K]

What is a creature? Is it the elf guy in Harry Potter?

 

[bri]

Thanks, now everyone that joins will want their own Welcome thread.

 

[R K]

Just more work for you darlin!

 

[bri]

I just checked. He/She has been a member since 2010. Where have I been?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Creature hates Jews and Pinocchio. Can't like anyone who doesn't see past their own nose!

 

[Lampshade_gurl]

Thanks, now everyone that joins will want their own Welcome thread.

I didn't get a welcome thread.....oh wait, I have to be a complete BEE-Yatch to get one....eh?

 

[bri]

I didn't get a welcome thread.....oh wait, I have to be a complete BEE-Yatch to get one....eh?

So you didn't get the brownie basket either?

 

[winos5]

I'm sure you could get jako or BHP to leave her a "brownie".

 

[MassHavoc]

Remember that a while back Ton changed it so you had to log in to see a lot of the content here, so folks who have been lurking forever signed up a long time ago just to read stuff here and ***** about it elsewhere, congrats, you have no life.



Luckily, I don't really know who this dumbass is because I haven't been elsewhere in probably 2 years.

 

[The Mule]

Now I want a brownie so bad. Brownies. Ice cream. Cupcakes with icing. Milkshakes. Salted caramel chocolate. Waffles! Licorice. Cookies.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I'm sure you could get jako or BHP to leave her a "brownie".

With my new diet, my poop has been very runny.

I figure we can give Jako a few wheels of cheese, then he can crap a brown Yugo to present to Creature as a welcoming gift.

 

[winos5]

Didn't somebody say Creature has been lurking here since 2010? Hardly a newcomer but probably worthy of Jako growler.

 

[R K]

lurking to check out how dysfunctional we are? Doesn't that in turn make you dysfunctional yourself.



I'm so fucking confused. Thanks Paul for the update on your poop. Most definitely needed information!

 

[supraman]

And just after lunch...excellent

 

[LordKOTL]

Just in case....



Welcome to this little group of drunkards, perverts, psychos, and malcontents.

 

[jakobeast]

I farted in the shower this morning, and seriously, I didn't recognize the smell. It was like, I thought, maybe someone else snuck in and farted in my shower. It really didn't smell like my brand.



Also, why do farts in the shower smell worse then elsewhere?

 

[MassHavoc]

I wondered that too myself, I can only imagine that when the gas infuses with the vapor that it is able to leave a more penetrating and lasting impression on your sense of smell.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Some of the fart is filtered through your BVDs and Dockers.

Some of us only have pants as a filter, but I'm not one to judge.

 

[BigPete]

Where is this Creature hiding?

 

[supraman]

Where is this Creature hiding?

A cave?