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Were you 15 mins from a small town with pizza?
Need to drive exactly 15 mins to get good pizza.
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Were you 15 mins from a small town with pizza?
Need to drive exactly 15 mins to get good pizza.
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One time I drove 13 mins and the pizza was terrible. 17 mins same thing. I cannot find a pizza place exactly 15 mins from my house. Should I take a longer route to the 17 min place, speed to the 13 min place, or move somewhere that has a pizza place exactly 15 mins away? Thanks in advance for the advice.
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Maybe he meant at least 15 minutes from where black people might be involved with your pizza?
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Taking a longer route to the 17 min place would put you at 18+ minutes, this is not helpful.
Speeding to the 13 minute place would put you at 12 or fewer minutes, this is not helpful and speeding is very illegal.
I would recommend adding 2 minutes to your 13 minute journey and the pizza will taste like it was blessed by the Goddess of Marinara gravy-sauce.
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Actually, I don't know you are "just sayin".
Maybe expand on the "cleaner and better class" part for me while I get the "totally racist" alarm ready.
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I'm sorry, I had those reversed. Multitasking makes my brane break.
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Ok then I need to ask.
Have you taken the requisite 30 minutes out of your day to deadbolt your front door shut?
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30 mins? What are you, some kind of superhuman? 45 mins min on a good day.
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I forgot you're not a home security/locksmith professional...
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having grown up in bum **** nowhere Oklahoma, I 100% agree with you
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Dude it takes fifteen minutes to make a pizza, what's your damn boggle?!
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He's saying you should only get Casey's pizza from white teenagers.
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I would say, having driven across the country dozens of times, that the places in bum **** Iowa and Illinois are better than the places in bum **** Oklahoma and Missouri. You know cleaner and better class and all.
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Ok so this might not be exactly what you mean op but I get angry when people cannot have a conversation with me without going online on their phone every thirty seconds.
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I agree. The two best pizza's Ive ever eaten have been in large cities - Dallas and Phoenix.
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Also - having grown up in a town with the population of 5,000, I would completely disagree with the 'cleaner and better class' of employees. Also, if anyone drove 15 minutes to my hometown for pizza, they would be very disappointed. The more I read this post by you, the more confused I am lol.
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I think that's kind of what Scoot and I were agreeing about
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I drive unlimited miles to get a Vito and Nicks pizza on 85th and Pulaski in Chicago
