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Were you 15 mins from a small town with pizza?
Need to drive exactly 15 mins to get good pizza.
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Were you 15 mins from a small town with pizza?
Need to drive exactly 15 mins to get good pizza.
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One time I drove 13 mins and the pizza was terrible. 17 mins same thing. I cannot find a pizza place exactly 15 mins from my house. Should I take a longer route to the 17 min place, speed to the 13 min place, or move somewhere that has a pizza place exactly 15 mins away? Thanks in advance for the advice.
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Maybe he meant at least 15 minutes from where black people might be involved with your pizza?
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Taking a longer route to the 17 min place would put you at 18+ minutes, this is not helpful.
Speeding to the 13 minute place would put you at 12 or fewer minutes, this is not helpful and speeding is very illegal.
I would recommend adding 2 minutes to your 13 minute journey and the pizza will taste like it was blessed by the Goddess of Marinara gravy-sauce.
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Actually, I don't know you are "just sayin".
Maybe expand on the "cleaner and better class" part for me while I get the "totally racist" alarm ready.
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I'm sorry, I had those reversed. Multitasking makes my brane break.
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Ok then I need to ask.
Have you taken the requisite 30 minutes out of your day to deadbolt your front door shut?
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30 mins? What are you, some kind of superhuman? 45 mins min on a good day.
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I forgot you're not a home security/locksmith professional...
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having grown up in bum fuck nowhere Oklahoma, I 100% agree with you
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Dude it takes fifteen minutes to make a pizza, what's your damn boggle?!
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He's saying you should only get Casey's pizza from white teenagers.
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I would say, having driven across the country dozens of times, that the places in bum fuck Iowa and Illinois are better than the places in bum fuck Oklahoma and Missouri. You know cleaner and better class and all.
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Ok so this might not be exactly what you mean op but I get angry when people cannot have a conversation with me without going online on their phone every thirty seconds.
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I agree. The two best pizza's Ive ever eaten have been in large cities - Dallas and Phoenix.
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Also - having grown up in a town with the population of 5,000, I would completely disagree with the 'cleaner and better class' of employees. Also, if anyone drove 15 minutes to my hometown for pizza, they would be very disappointed. The more I read this post by you, the more confused I am lol.
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I think that's kind of what Scoot and I were agreeing about
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I drive unlimited miles to get a Vito and Nicks pizza on 85th and Pulaski in Chicago