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Blue balls! Either put out all the way out or just don't do anything. My balls cant handle that shit any more! They aren't teenage balls anymore!
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What are some things you absolutely hate?
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Downtown Chicago commuters who must be the first one off the train.... so they can walk slower than everyone behind them.
Especially old midget ladies who have begun to shrink.... they are slow and in the way all the time.... at least pay attention and keep out of the way if you are slow as ****.
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Especially old midget ladies who have begun to shrink.... they are slow and in the way all the time.... at least pay attention and keep out of the way if you are slow as ****.
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Justin Bieber constantly trending on Twitter.
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Justin Bieber constantly trending on Twitter.
That belieber confession thing was dumb as hell but fun to troll
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When the homeless dude near my office asks me for a dollar every day, from the same spot, at the same time.... every fucking day.
Ever heard of overfishing?
Ever heard of overfishing?
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Those bumper stickers stating:
"My son/daughter is an honor roll student at....".
1. Nobody cares.
2. These people generally drive like total shit.
"My son/daughter is an honor roll student at....".
1. Nobody cares.
2. These people generally drive like total shit.
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Going along with Sunbiz.... Minivans.... I dread anytime a Minivan gets in front of me.
Seems like people who drive Minivans automatically discard their driving abilities when they become parents.
Seems like people who drive Minivans automatically discard their driving abilities when they become parents.
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Firefox 23. I just patched the security updates from 23 to 22, left all the flaky atlantis design changes for the dogs. Screw that.
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When my brain runs out of juice 6 hours through the day.
Also, working with Adobe. Seriously, **** Adobe.
Also, working with Adobe. Seriously, **** Adobe.
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People who stand on the left while riding an escalator. The left is for people that want to get ahead in life.
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Add DuPage county IL. to the list. There lies a chunk of real estate that was never developed properly, and the result is now a permanent traffic nightmare laden with cops doing constant speed patrols.
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This.... so much this....
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This just completely baffles me. Is it just a Chicago thing or what?
The only place I ever encounter escalators is when I'm at the mall and people are always single-file on them. What's the left side/right side thing?
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I cant speak for anyone else, but Union Station had 2-wide escalators and there are signs that say "WALK LEFT - STAND RIGHT"...
The idea is you keep moving, just like a moving walkway.... and if you don't want to, then you stay right so people can move past you.
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That must be what's messing me up. I didn't even know those existed. All the ones I've been on are only wide enough for one person.
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All the CTA elevators are double wide as well. I experience this every day. I actually call out "ON THE LEFT" and have actually gotten cheers from the people stuck behind me before. There's no need for signs, it just makes sense just like in traffic.
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I cannot stand it when you're behind somebody at the grocery store and they have like 60 coupons....AND THEN use like seven different kinds of tender to pay. $25 on debit card, $75 on credit card, $10 in cash, $11 in pennies.... Jesus Christ -- put the fucking entire amount on your credit card and pay the fucking thing off when you get home. Everyone behind you wants to kill you.
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Drivers that tailgate and the morons that text when they drive.
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Have u ever seen that movie 'lost highway?' Best tailgate redemption scene ever.
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Speaking of drivers, I went on a cruise for about an hour last night because I was in a shitty mood; one ****** (drunk) tried to run me off the road and I saw 5 more getting pulled over. I fucking hate people in cars period. It seems as though the average person loses 30 points of IQ the second they get behind the wheel.
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