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Got fucked up in a fight?
...nah, slipped in the kitchen when making my sammich.
shouldn't you be doing that for me right now
What is the worst physical pain you've ever endured?
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... It had been a knee injury I had when I was young and too stupid to wait for the local parking lot to freeze over; I skated on it -my skate caught pavement (which is normal on a partly frozen partly paved) parking lot ... I didn't stop but my knee did...
I had this massive knot on the side of my right knee for the better part of the Winter. Of course I was going to school downstate -so the pond there at EIU did not freeze over all that often -so I was pretty into playing parking lot pick up hockey (just starting out - young and stupid you know) ... so I decided the best thing I could do was to put on some shin guards to protect my knee --- second dumbest thing I did that Winter -as the joint was right where the knot in my knee was ... and that was some killer pain....
Ok... well, that was the worst until (this is like 15 years later), I was down with a cold or a flu or something ... was all groggy, had some hot soup on a big sort of tray thing .. I don't know why I felt I had to move ... but I spilled some on my .... well, yeah - let's just say getting kicked there sucks -- but having boiling water poured on them ain't no picnic.. I nearly blacked out I think.
And then finally for all of you young guys ... get a kidney stone ... until you get on the really high powered pain killers - you really have no idea what pain is ... it starts out feeling like someone slugged you in the kidney with a hammer ... then proceeds down the system.
Personally I suggest avoiding that if at all possible.
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Although probably the worst injury I have ever had was getting a knee to the base of the neck (even while wearing a helmet) while playing out at the ice rink in Aurora... am fairly certain I got a concussion from that one although I never had it checked out. Remember that Snickers' commercial where the QB answered all the questions right until they asked him who he was? Yep, that's right -- I was Batman back then too
... Also highly recommend not doing that.
I had this massive knot on the side of my right knee for the better part of the Winter. Of course I was going to school downstate -so the pond there at EIU did not freeze over all that often -so I was pretty into playing parking lot pick up hockey (just starting out - young and stupid you know) ... so I decided the best thing I could do was to put on some shin guards to protect my knee --- second dumbest thing I did that Winter -as the joint was right where the knot in my knee was ... and that was some killer pain....
Ok... well, that was the worst until (this is like 15 years later), I was down with a cold or a flu or something ... was all groggy, had some hot soup on a big sort of tray thing .. I don't know why I felt I had to move ... but I spilled some on my .... well, yeah - let's just say getting kicked there sucks -- but having boiling water poured on them ain't no picnic.. I nearly blacked out I think.
And then finally for all of you young guys ... get a kidney stone ... until you get on the really high powered pain killers - you really have no idea what pain is ... it starts out feeling like someone slugged you in the kidney with a hammer ... then proceeds down the system.
Personally I suggest avoiding that if at all possible.
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Although probably the worst injury I have ever had was getting a knee to the base of the neck (even while wearing a helmet) while playing out at the ice rink in Aurora... am fairly certain I got a concussion from that one although I never had it checked out. Remember that Snickers' commercial where the QB answered all the questions right until they asked him who he was? Yep, that's right -- I was Batman back then too
... Also highly recommend not doing that.
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The worst pain I've ever felt is my gf dumping me. First girl I was in love with and she broke my heart.
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Under going a major back operation. Worst pain I have ever had in my life.
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I gotta say passing a kidney stone. I could not sit comfortably for several days after I passed it.
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4 words:
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Kicked
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I'm sorry to hear that man. It happened to me, too.
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Split my head open on school playground in 3rd grade...needed staples.
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lol, nothing worse!
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i thought you would have went with when you got your penis changed into a vagina. thats didnt hurt?
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Wait.. Worst pain ever is going to work everyday. Thats the worst pain to date.
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About four years ago, I had a june bug (roughly the size of a popcorn kernel) fly into my ear. He flew in rather deep, and wasn't leaving anywhere. Then the insect started buzzing around on the inside of my ear canal, causing the most agonizing moments of my life. It felt like someone was stabbing me with 20 knives from inside my ear. Eventually I had hydrogen peroxide poured into my ear to kill the thing so it stopped wrecking my ear drum. It wasn't until I went to the doctor a few days later that I actually got that bug out.
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Same thing happened to my dad when he was a kid, except it was an ant instead of a june bug. He described it as someone putting a nail into his ear canal, then pounding that nail with a sledgehammer. Worst pain of his life he said, and he's been getting kicked by horses most of his life.
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Definitely when i partially tore my achilles tendon, which ruined my entire high school sports career. I was just thankful that if i tore it fully I might not even be walking today.
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having your balls hit by a bowling ball going down a slide
ok that never actually HAPPENED to me
but god damn that would hurt so bad
ok that never actually HAPPENED to me
but god damn that would hurt so bad