Where do you poop?

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Most of us poop in a toilet, because we live in an amazing place.
That isn't my point.

Do you only have one spot where you poop? Is it your special pooping place? Do you have fears of pooping in places like public restrooms?
Will you poop anywhere?

Yes.
This is a thread and I'm discussing it.

Go.
 

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I will not poop in a public toilet unless its an emergency. But, I will destroy a friends bathroom for funsies.
 

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When I was in college I had a special shitter marked for use because it was up on the third floor of the music building; there were nothing but practice rooms up there so it was nice and peaceful. Next time I visit campus I should stop in and reacquaint my ass with it -- thanks for reminding me.
 

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Your mom likes it when I body-wrap her in saran wrap and squat over her chest

That's more than the glass bottom boat.
That's like a glass bottom cruise liner.
Sorry mom.
 

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Since you guys are my best friends, I know I can share this with you

About every 3 months I have this massive poop with is 12-14 inches long. Not surprisingly, it will seat itself in the bottom of the toilet then stick straight up often above the water line. No amount of flushing will make it go down the drain and I'm too lazy to go into the garage and get the plunger. So, I let it naturally decompose over the course of the next 2-3 days. Is this a bad thing cause my wife seems to think so and screams at me?
 

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I'm a home pooper. Take a lot to make me poop elsewhere. In the last year I could count the times I didn't poop at home on 1 hand.
 

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Since you guys are my best friends, I know I can share this with you

About every 3 months I have this massive poop with is 12-14 inches long. Not surprisingly, it will seat itself in the bottom of the toilet then stick straight up often above the water line. No amount of flushing will make it go down the drain and I'm too lazy to go into the garage and get the plunger. So, I let it naturally decompose over the course of the next 2-3 days. Is this a bad thing cause my wife seems to think so and screams at me?

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I poop at ommy's about every 3 months.
 

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I go at home. I hate shitting in public restrooms and only do it in extreme emergencies.
 

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and you still get a cheese smokie link, small sprite and a fun-sized bag of chips

Which is much appreciated, as they help to loosen and break things up, aiding in easier pinching.
 

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I don't mind using public toilets. But it's weird... if I'm at work for example and someone else is in the bathroom, I can't do it.

At home, I literally shit anywhere and blame it on the dogs.
 

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I definitely prefer the home base, but sometimes you just gotta use a public crapper. It only happened once, but airplane crappers are the worst. I'm an average sized guy and those things are tiny.
 

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