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Has it ever stuck up so far that it penetrated her when she sat down?
Where do you poop?
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Has it ever stuck up so far that it penetrated her when she sat down?
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If so, we're gonna need pics.
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The worst place I ever pooped was in the Hayyaniah neighborhood dump in Basra, Iraq. Aside from being a generally disgusting place, the best we could do for privacy was to crouch behind a short collapsed brick wall, except the other side was pretty much open to the street. And being that we were quite the novelty at the time, there were always a few dozen kids hanging out in the road just watching us. The best we could do was smile and wave at them while we took care of business, and they seemed to find the whole thing pretty funny. Good times...
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After three decades in the military I can now crap anywhere. It is tricky do use a 140 degree portajohn wearing a 9mm with a holster, full IBA, an M4 and a flame retardent flight suit. All this and you NEVER let anything touch the floor.
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This is what happens after Mexican food and Margaritas.
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I know this guy who was so back up for days that he shit the entire toilet full, I kid you fucking now. He had to scoop it all out because obviously it wouldn't flush.
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That had to feel pretty good.
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where ever i gotta go...
my thing is more about...
is it t-minus 5,4,3,2,1 blast off
am i already in the sky and its booster separations...
a bombing run... i just dont know how i need to vocalize this..
recently, ive been telling my son daddy is feeding the toilet
my thing is more about...
is it t-minus 5,4,3,2,1 blast off
am i already in the sky and its booster separations...
a bombing run... i just dont know how i need to vocalize this..
recently, ive been telling my son daddy is feeding the toilet
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Home is definitely the priority. At work (small office, about 12 people) we've got two bathrooms and there is a silent understanding that one specific bathroom is the one for pooping if you must while at work.
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Pretty much any port in a storm is my philosophy. It's always nice to be in home port though....
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How about that time when you're out and about and you really need to to find a dumping ground, to the point where you might be prairie doggin, and you find one but discover there's no TP, or the only stall is in use.
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I've had a few "Worst toilet in Scotland" moments with public shitters.
One was in Rome. Half the toilet was gone. I had to balance while using my backpack as a support. The poop was successful. It also cost me around 1 euro to do that.
One was in Chicago. It wasn't Ronnies, because I won't poop there, but I've heard stories. There was a McDonalds on the North side by a place I shop for records. I had to poop so bad that I went into the McDonalds, but had to wait. 5 minutes go by and a homeless man finally stumbles out. The shitter looked like he murdered another homeless man in and around it.
I have also pooped in a cornfield in Wisconsin. We were on our way to Alpine Valley to see a show and got stuck in traffic. I had to go, so I gathered all napkins in the car and proceeded to fertilize the field.
One was in Rome. Half the toilet was gone. I had to balance while using my backpack as a support. The poop was successful. It also cost me around 1 euro to do that.
One was in Chicago. It wasn't Ronnies, because I won't poop there, but I've heard stories. There was a McDonalds on the North side by a place I shop for records. I had to poop so bad that I went into the McDonalds, but had to wait. 5 minutes go by and a homeless man finally stumbles out. The shitter looked like he murdered another homeless man in and around it.
I have also pooped in a cornfield in Wisconsin. We were on our way to Alpine Valley to see a show and got stuck in traffic. I had to go, so I gathered all napkins in the car and proceeded to fertilize the field.
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When you're prairie doggin, you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I have no tolerance for hot spicy food so I was out with a buddy having wings and on the ride home they hit me all of a sudden. Well I got out of the car and ran across a highway to a restaurant and made it just in time, well almost...I blasted the back of that toilet. It was a mess.
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Port-A-Pots at a public event are always the worst combination of odor, filth and a lack of hygiene
