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Laughed my ass off.
Laughed my ass off.
Where do you poop?
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I feel like the OP has done a poop thread before
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I'm pooping on a toilet at my work right now. And I'm not going to wash my hands so suck it!
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I had lunch at Texas de Brazil... and I think I am going to drop a bowl filler tonight.
One of the guys i was with said he was touching cloth half way through the meal and disappeared... Haven't seen him since.
One of the guys i was with said he was touching cloth half way through the meal and disappeared... Haven't seen him since.
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I hate pooping away from home field but when it's gotta happen, it's gotta happen.
story time
When I was 16, I took a poop at my girlfriend's house because I reallllyyy had to go. I plugged the toilet and there was no plunger in the room. The poop and toilet paper went down far enough that I could only tell it was plugged because the water was too high. I left it alone and forgot about it.
About an hour later, my gf's mom comes storming out of the bathroom and water is all over the floor and she yells "I KNOW I DID NOT DO THIS"... and of course the whole family stared at me.
This was the first day I had met them by the way....
story timeWhen I was 16, I took a poop at my girlfriend's house because I reallllyyy had to go. I plugged the toilet and there was no plunger in the room. The poop and toilet paper went down far enough that I could only tell it was plugged because the water was too high. I left it alone and forgot about it.
About an hour later, my gf's mom comes storming out of the bathroom and water is all over the floor and she yells "I KNOW I DID NOT DO THIS"... and of course the whole family stared at me.
This was the first day I had met them by the way....
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I remember when we went on vacation, I was laughing at my wife because she had to use the restroom like 3 times on the flight out. I remember telling her that I never had to use an airplane restroom in my life. Then on the way back, about halfway through the flight, I inexplicably had to drop a deuce in the worst way. The shitty part was the guy that got out of the cabin as I was waiting was about 300 lbs. Wasted about half the toilet paper just making the seat.
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I hate pooping away from home field but when it's gotta happen, it's gotta happen.
When I was 16, I took a poop at my girlfriend's house because I reallllyyy had to go. I plugged the toilet and there was no plunger in the room. The poop and toilet paper went down far enough that I could only tell it was plugged because the water was too high. I left it alone and forgot about it.
About an hour later, my gf's mom comes storming out of the bathroom and water is all over the floor and she yells "I KNOW I DID NOT DO THIS"... and of course the whole family stared at me.
This was the first day I had met them by the way....
My first ever girlfriend... her mom came home from work early and caught us. Turns out, she never told her mom about me. I never saw her again.
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I have zero problem with using a work or public bathroom shitter, especially if I've reached critical mass. I definitely do enjoy my home field advantage, and will try to hold it if the only option is a biohazard port-o-potty.
Anyone taken a shit so big/lengthy it made you worry about your health? Or can pinpoint the greatest shit you've ever taken?
Mine are the same "event". I had some friends visit the Tampa area when I lived in ft myers and I went to hang out with them the Saturday they were there. I ended up spending the night on their rental floor and left the next day. It was a very uneventful trip until I was crossing the sunshine skyway, then I felt a grumble. It quickly escalated to defcon 13 and I had to stop at a visitor center just off the bridge. The toilets were pretty low to the ground so I got a little bit of a squatting effect. That's all it took to void my bowels, intestines, stomach, lungs, and sinuses into the unfortunate porcelain bowl I chose. I'm pretty sure I lost 30lbs but it felt spectacular
Anyone taken a shit so big/lengthy it made you worry about your health? Or can pinpoint the greatest shit you've ever taken?
Mine are the same "event". I had some friends visit the Tampa area when I lived in ft myers and I went to hang out with them the Saturday they were there. I ended up spending the night on their rental floor and left the next day. It was a very uneventful trip until I was crossing the sunshine skyway, then I felt a grumble. It quickly escalated to defcon 13 and I had to stop at a visitor center just off the bridge. The toilets were pretty low to the ground so I got a little bit of a squatting effect. That's all it took to void my bowels, intestines, stomach, lungs, and sinuses into the unfortunate porcelain bowl I chose. I'm pretty sure I lost 30lbs but it felt spectacular
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I find that my best poops occur when I first meet someone, and they invite me to their house for some social event. My butthole seems to know this, then I proceed to take Godfather style poops. they are both lengthy, smelly and time consuming, monopolizing the bathroom to my bowel issues. No vent fan in the world can help rid the horrors within, no Glade spray can cloak and no Yankee Candle can handle.
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And let me guess, on occasion you have left that sanctuary without a flush resulting in a little surprise for your host to discover.
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You have to make sure there's another bathroom you can sneak to without detection so one can wipe one's brown eye.
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All this poop talk has me brewin a stool sample. Home and work for me. Anything else I am rarely ever comfortable crappin at.