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Don't say 'church'. That's not interesting or amusing in the slightest.
But my story is kind of funny.Don't say 'church'. That's not interesting or amusing in the slightest.
I wanna hear it.But my story is kind of funny.
So 13 year old me is sitting in church(Catholic) and we all go up for communion. It is always kind of quiet in church but at this particular time it is very quiet. The previous rows are already back and kneeling. So it is my pews' turn to exit and go to get communion. As I slide across the pew, it separates my butt cheeks and I kid you not the loudest fart you could ever hear in church rips off the pew and echoes throughout the entire church. The middle section where I was at turns around in unison and I look at my buddy next to me and point at him and give the "ew face" He is fucking mortified. And he points at me but I'm like "no buddy, that was all you" So the entire church erupts in laughter and my buddy is ready to fist fight. Looking back, this was hilarious. If you can imagine a trumpet of a fart echoing like that in a quiet church full of kids, that's what it was.I wanna hear it.
that was a 90% blumpkin!Receiving an awesome bj, farted when I came. I told her it was like how burping is a compliment to the chef in some cultures.... she didn’t buy it.
That makes you both Asskimo brothersI actually have a close second place too
I went to a bar to watch mnf with some friends a long time ago. This place had free chili during the games and this particular night they also had a special on pitchers of Guinness. Obviously we had way too much of both, because it was delicious. The next day at work a friend that was at the bar, that I also worked with, and I walked, separately and without planning it, up to a group of co-workers and joined the bullshitting. A few minutes in I unloaded, but my friend did the same thing at the same time. Again, this wasn’t planned at all which makes it even better. Immediately everyone in the group turned green and scattered. The only two left were me and my buddy and we were laughing so hard we were crying. We both looked at each other and asked, “Did you just shit your pants too?”
That makes you both Asskimo brothers