Who are the most AGRESSIVE players for da Hawks, and WHY are they not getting PT?

[HeHateMe]

So yesterday's loss was purely the result of a lack of physicality IMO and I really haven't watched a lot of Hawks games (except for the playoffs, it's a yearly tradition of mine, personal reasons) So I'm looking to you diehards for a glimmer of hope here...

I know "Bigfoot" gets it done, and I used to like seeing Carcillo get people reckt (before he was a Hawk) but WHO are the guys that aren't playing that need to be out there mixing it up to give the Hawks an more phsyical edge?

I know Q has "his guys" that he likes to play even if they are sucking, but why not try out some different line combos so Kaner gets to do more of his wizardry without having to worry about getting the shit beat out of him?

 

[DMelt36]

I know "Bigfoot" gets it done, and I used to like seeing Carcillo get people reckt (before he was a Hawk) but WHO are the guys that aren't playing that need to be out there mixing it up to give the Hawks an more phsyical edge?

None.

 

[HeHateMe]

None.

Great. So it's likely we lose this series?

 

[Rex]

the boys are too busy listening to Phil Collins instead of Slayer. They're gonna get rekt

 

[The Hawk]

Great. So it's likely we lose this series?

They need Buff back. Or a healthy, in shape(minus walker) Gordie Howe would be nice! BTW, that was a good right hand that Shaw landed. Shades of Manny Pac!

 

[HeHateMe]

the boys are too busy listening to Phil Collins instead of Slayer. They're gonna get rekt

It certainly seems that way. I just didn't know that the Blackhawks fielded a bunch of pussies on the ice rink and only have like one player that can instill fear and dominance in the physical game.

 

[HeHateMe]

They need Buff back. Or a healthy, in shape(minus walker) Gordie Howe would be nice! BTW, that was a good right hand that Shaw landed. Shades of Manny Pac!

Meh, Buff was just pure physicality, not really that great of a skater or puck handler. I know that's the reason why he was let go, because Q is hellbent on trying to innovate this "finesse" style of hockey, but you can't ignore the fact that these tiny finesse guys like kaner and towes need to be protected.

 

[DMelt36]

It certainly seems that way. I just didn't know that the Blackhawks fielded a bunch of pussies on the ice rink and only have like one player that can instill fear and dominance in the physical game.

Meh, Buff was just pure physicality, not really that great of a skater or puck handler. I know that's the reason why he was let go, because Q is hellbent on trying to innovate this "finesse" style of hockey, but you can't ignore the fact that these tiny finesse guys like kaner and towes need to be protected.

 

[TCD]

Kane needs to use that metal plate to send a message and Crawford has to come back in net to throw some shit down because Darling is just that a darling.

 

[HeHateMe]

Kane needs to use that metal plate to send a message and Crawford has to come back in net to throw some shit down because Darling is just that a darling.

Interesting,

How much of an impact does a Goalie have in regards to what i'm talking about? Are you saying Crawdadz can fight better than Darling or is there some other aspect of goalie play that can be more intimidating than what we're seeing?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I hear Crow has some issues with the booze and pills.

 

[DMelt36]

I hear Crow has some issues with the booze and pills.

Is this a legit thing you've heard?

Because I also know that I've read/heard in some places that members of the front office just aren't fans of Crawford as a person.

 

[TCD]

Interesting,

How much of an impact does a Goalie have in regards to what i'm talking about? Are you saying Crawdadz can fight better than Darling or is there some other aspect of goalie play that can be more intimidating than what we're seeing?

Craw is better at smashing his stick across the crossbar which increases the potential of splinters getting into the eyes of mike ribiero. Dandy Darling is too busy dipping his lemon zinger tea bag in his water bottle to give a ****.

 

[Novak]

Interesting,

How much of an impact does a Goalie have in regards to what i'm talking about? Are you saying Crawdadz can fight better than Darling or is there some other aspect of goalie play that can be more intimidating than what we're seeing?

If there was ever a goalie meet up at center ice, I'm most definitely taking crawdaddy over darling. Scott is such a pretty boy, he'd get his ass beat down.

 

[HeHateMe]

Craw is better at smashing his stick across the crossbar which increases the potential of splinters getting into the eyes of mike ribiero. Dandy Darling is too busy dipping his lemon zinger tea bag in his water bottle to give a ****.

Neat, I didn't know there were cool little tricks like this (probably illegal in the playoffs, but hard to call right?) any other things goalies can do to get into people's heads?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Is this a legit thing you've heard?

Because I also know that I've read/heard in some places that members of the front office just aren't fans of Crawford as a person.

It is a legit thing I have heard.

 

[HeHateMe]

It is a legit thing I have heard.

Twitter? Or from a more intimate source?

If you know players and are holding out on inviting me to a game i'm going to be a little sad about it...

 

[TCD]

Neat, I didn't know there were cool little tricks like this (probably illegal in the playoffs, but hard to call right?) any other things goalies can do to get into people's heads?

Nothing beats the old smelter farts in the crease when a guy is standing in front of you. Im sure darlings veg diet reeks no havoc on players. Hell hath no furry like a Crawford Chelis Chili diet. The ole chili con crawford they used to call it.

 

[gpphat]

You know what the problem is, these nerds on the Blackhawks are too focused on doing their crossfit training and lifting all wrong. They have just become a bunch of hipster beta nerds who lack any passion. They are more worried about fitting their pads in their skinny jeans and hoping they look "badass" with white t's. What we need is for Q to start blasting the Boss in the lockerroom and start giving speeches like this guy:

[video=youtube;X93x8wOivFA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X93x8wOivFA[/video]

Enough of this ***** eye for the straight guy bullshit. If I were in that lockerroom I would sit down and watch episode 4 of playmakers and get the whole team jacked up to play some hockey. Now that's how I would get them to become more aggressive.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

It is a legit thing I have heard.

[video=youtube;65z9b9xHrz8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65z9b9xHrz8[/video]