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lol at people having an issue with some people being dead in a completely hypothetical, not even a little bit real, would you rather question.
Who Would You Rather have Dinner with?
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I went with Richard Dent. I'd love to hear the old football stories. I'm already happily married (and would like to stay that way) so Britney's out. Ditka is a little unpredictable; hard to tell if you're going to get the introspective old guy reminiscing about the Bears and talking life or the cantankerous old crab yelling at people on airplanes.
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Exactly. I'll spend ten minutes (Ok, maybe two) on pornhub whacking off to a Brittany Lookalike.
Ditka in a landslide.
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Hey, that's my claim to fame
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I went with Britney only because I don't think Ditka could stop running his mouth long enough to give me a nice after dinner ******* and Omelet wasn't an option.
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Fair point, but I have faith that I could get any chick after dinner (and drinks), plus I wasn't too excited by the list of options.
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my wife n kids but I wouldn't mind if Kristin and jay came over for drinks and such
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The mods let this piece of shit thread stay but start a soccer thread and they have a hysterectomy
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I know someone who did caddie for him in the late '80s and claimed he once drunkenly crashed a golf cart into a creek and just went home and left it there. I can't confirm the truth of that story. The next story is completely true, though. Someone I know knows Jerry Vanisi. Doesn't matter if anyone believes me or not.
Vanisi used to host a lunch for current/former Bears players & personnel at a swank country club. One year Ditka showed up, ordered an expensive bottle of wine for every table, didn't drink any of it, then took off early, leaving Vanisi with the bill.
By the way I picked Chaplin, a brilliant satirist who was attacked for being an unapologetic anti-fascist.
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It's my thread. Nope, I'm sure, Brittany won't sleep with you.
But I'll tell you what, if Chaplin, Tojo, Kevin Matthews, Ditka, Luckman, Cousteau don't interest you, I'll let you pick a fascinating historical figure yourself. So who's it going to be?
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But she's easy, AMIRITE?
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Chaplin creeps me out. Is he a clown? wtf is he?
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Oh my... the drunken golf cart stories I could tell. My favorite moment was the member who got so drunk he shit his pants in the golf cart. I'll never forget the look on the fat ******* face.
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Britney Spears
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Sculpt is one of the best posters. Maybe the best. At least that's what I think.
Stop it.
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Wait what? God damn it....
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This place would be so awesome if everyone would have a posting style like Sculpt.
FWIW, I've voted for Sculpt as best poster 2 consecutive years.
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