Why Wine Snobs Are Faking It

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Wine is like a time capsule. It tells a story about a specific period of time. How much rain fell during a specific season. How much the sun shined on the vineyard. The types of soil that the grapes were grown in etc. it truly is a look back in time.


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Plus alot of hot chicks dig wine.
 

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Wine is like a time capsule. It tells a story about a specific period of time. How much rain fell during a specific season. How much the sun shined on the vineyard. The types of soil that the grapes were grown in etc. it truly is a look back in time.


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Totally. And every year it changes still. I admit, it's geeky. But how do I love opening a bottle on my days off. About half a glass to a full glass. So perfect.
 

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Where can I get some of Maynard Keenan's wine he decided to produce in Arizona?
 

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I never got the notion of wine tastings being full of snobbery but the only ones I've been to were in Arizona were everything there was just chill in vibe. I guess the snobbery comes in the images attempted

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Where can I get some of Maynard Keenan's wine he decided to produce in Arizona?

I have some of his sangiovesse. Caduceus. Don't know where to get it as a friend brought it back from AZ for me. Try online perhaps?
 

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drinking a 2010 chateau bell-vue haut-medoc. Sounds fancy, huh? It's really just red wine from france that's a blend of a bunch of different grapes. I like it. Not super fruity.
 

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Wine is like a time capsule. It tells a story about a specific period of time. How much rain fell during a specific season. How much the sun shined on the vineyard. The types of soil that the grapes were grown in etc. it truly is a look back in time.


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The use of wine in ancient times is pretty fascinating.

1. Wine was used as a disinfectant to clean wounds.

2. Wine was used as a pain reliever.

3. Wine was used to purify water.

You can read more about the uses here if anyone is interested.
http://www.salembible.org/biblestudies/issues/alcohol/alcohol_2.htm

It's just that wine culture has some ****** bags that need to be weeded out that I can't stand and that's what I think that video does.
 

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Just as many Johnny come lately beer snobs.
 

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I never got the notion of wine tastings being full of snobbery but the only ones I've been to were in Arizona were everything there was just chill in vibe. I guess the snobbery comes in the images attempted

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So, I take it you've never been to the Chicago River Winerys annual wine tasting? As expected, it's like 90% hipsters scoffing at people. The cool thing is though, like others have mentioned, you can taste the history behind each bottle. How much rain occurred that year, the amount of e. coli bacteria present in the river that year, etc. It's really fascinating.
 

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An old customer of mine.

I actually spent 27 dollars on a bottle of fucking beer for my son-in-laws birthday. Now that is a fucking racket.
 

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The paper cups ad a nice touch of class.


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My wife and I occasionally partake in a nice $8 1.5L bottle of Lambrusco from Sams. Ha

I'm more of a beer guy. I wouldn't be surprised if wine grew on me eventually, though.

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Honestly, Snobbery is snobbery and hipsters are hipsters--both suck harder than Paris Hilton trying to get out of a DUI.

If you like it, drink it, even if it's Natty Ice or Boones Farm.
 

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You're right. Some people drink expensive scotch or wine. Some smoke expensive cigars or drive expensive cars. Do what makes you happy and don't shoot up anybody.
 

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You're right. Some people drink expensive scotch or wine. Some smoke expensive cigars or drive expensive cars. Do what makes you happy and don't shoot up anybody.


Shooting up makes me happy, now what?
 

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Wife dragged me to a wine tasting. I went along with the snobbery, I don't know anything about wine and I'm fine with that.

After it was over and everybody was drinking the overpriced wine they bought that night, I made my move and asked for a beer, lot's of comments, wife glares at me. The guy says bottom drawer of the fridge, Old Milwaukee Light. I literally laughed out loud and called them phonies for claiming to have sophisticated pallets, while drinking swill. Most laughed along, wife not very amused. We both tell that story to this day, to prove very different points.

LMAO, the differences between Male and Female logic in a nutshell. Hilariously true.
 

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