WOAT Worst of all Time Movies

[Ares]

Anything JLo was expected to act in and not just be eye candy.

Anaconda was a GOATest of all time GOAT movie, don't make me drown you in a bucket of motor oil.

 

[L GUAPO]

Miami Vice was downright awful yet had a few really good actors in it. Totally jacked up remake of a classic...but pretty common these days.

On a side note, Costner is not the worst when he plays a bad guy with limited lines. 3000 Miles to Graceland and Criminal were really good

 

[Dogstar]

It hasn't even been made yet, but "Mary Poppins Returns"

**** you Disney. Classics should never be sequel-ed or remade.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Also, best movie ever is Forrest Gump. Tom Hanks is the GOAT. FTW.

It's a good film, not GOAT worthy IMO. Plenty of 1994 films that were much better.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Some hate and some love Field of Dreams, same with Nick Cage. I actually like him but his work is meh.

Raising Arizona is a classic.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I liked Nicolas Cage in Birdy, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, and he was okay in Moonstruck.

He has become a pretty transparent actor, and kind of a ******.


Leaving Las Vegas is where I started to dislike his work. Kick-Ass had its moments.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Boondock Saints 2 was a pile of aborted fetuses burning in an alley dumpster.
What a shit film that was.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Cameron Poe
Caster Troy
'Memphis' Raines

I only watch Cage movies for the names of his characters.

 

[remydat]

I hate it because Rose murdered Jack, traitorous whore.

Lies, Jack basically committed suicide because he was in wuv. It was his decision to have Rose on that door or whatever the **** it was by herself and even if he didn't want to share the door because of some stupid sense of chivalry, I am pretty sure his dumbass could have found some more debris to go float on if he actually went looking for it rather than freezing to death in the cold staring at Rose.

Das the problem with fucking with a girl out of your league. Jack put that ***** on a pedestal because of her socio-economic status. Meanwhile Caledon (Billy Zane) pulled a Chapelle and was like, "I'm rich *****, I can replace you," and ditched that ho and lived. Why? Because while he loved her, dude had the good sense to know that he can always replace a ho. You can't replace your life.

 

[Monster]

Lies, Jack basically committed suicide because he was in wuv. It was his decision to have Rose on that door or whatever the **** it was by herself and even if he didn't want to share the door because of some stupid sense of chivalry, I am pretty sure his dumbass could have found some more debris to go float on if he actually went looking for it rather than freezing to death in the cold staring at Rose.

Das the problem with fucking with a girl out of your league. Jack put that ***** on a pedestal because of her socio-economic status. Meanwhile Caledon (Billy Zane) pulled a Chapelle and was like, "I'm rich *****, I can replace you," and ditched that ho and lived. Why? Because while he loved her, dude had the good sense to know that he can always replace a ho. You can't replace your life.

This is true...
I would only say she did cut the cuffs saving his ass.
They should have grabbed ten tables and chucked them off the back and get on before the ship sank.
Then bought Cuba with the diamond and lived out as royalty.

 

[A.C. Milan]

The social network
50 shades of grey i've seen it with my ex GF, how she loved it.. too bad she doesn't even swallow, sounds hypocrite to me
Maze runner

but i can tell you a ton of italians movies that are horrible as well

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Scarface is a really bad movie.

 

[Monk]

What's a time movie?

 

[Monk]

The Crow: Wicked Prayer

Holy crap that was terrible writing. One line was "Quote the Raven never more mother f*****"

 

[BNB]

I thought Trainwreck was a train wreck

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I thought Trainwreck was a train wreck

I would thank this post, but I don't want anyone to know I watched that movie.

The Interview was on par, or worse.

 

[PrideisBears]

The Room
The last air bender
Ghost Rider 2

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Tommy Wiseau was much better as unfrozen caveman lawyer. He was a natural for that role.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Been trying to remember the name of this movie all day. Fucking terrible.

 

[remydat]

The social network
50 shades of grey i've seen it with my ex GF, how she loved it.. too bad she doesn't even swallow, sounds hypocrite to me
Maze runner

but i can tell you a ton of italians movies that are horrible as well

Nah son, if you gotta go watch dat shit, you gotta set parameters. I told the girl I was seeing at the time, my condition for watching was that I was going to pick 3 things from the film and she could decide which of the 3 she had to do. After some further negotiating, I actually ended up excited to go see that film, lol.