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Yo HeHateMe.... capture that wolf for me... ima make it live in Chase plaza and cut down on the fucking pigeon population
 

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lol, see hhm?

Just for perspective, there have only been 3 recorded deaths caused by wolf attacks in the usa since 1943. All in Alaska...

Put another way, there has never been a documented case of a healthy wild wolf killing a human in the lower 48.

People have fucked up beliefs about wolves.

I would shoot one if it was threatening, which was my point, and there are very rare, but cases where it has happened. Simple logic. If it's rare, nobody needs to worry, even the pro-wolf angle.

But I feel like you chose to assume I am all about killing wolves, and that I believe they are harmful. I can't find it by search query, but I had this discussion in the past on CCS about coyotes and how generally harmless they are. Make no mistake, I'll still shoot them too. The issue is that we have small children that run off into woods and fields to play because they don't think things through(and ignorant non-parents also don't think things through and think it's possible to keep kids under control). We also have a ton of ducks, geese, crane that come into the ponds all year long(which invite predators). Coyotes come through all year round, wolves come around in early spring every year. It's not black and white, 99.9% of the time all you need is to do is chase them away. But like any animal, if they don't have enough food, they will come after a farmers livestock. The numbers are low, because they have enough food. It's basic math and comprehension of nature.

Full disclosure. I had a pet wolf-husky as a younger kid. I understand the misconceptions about wolves very well. But I'd still shoot one(arrow or bullet) if I felt a genuine threat, and nothing would stop me, no law, nobody on the internet.
 

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sidebar, and not to reignite the "Redskins" debate, but coyotes are venerated by some Native American tribes. They killed a lot of our cats when I was growing up in rural Oklahoma, though.
 

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Update, not a wolf. Fatass old coyote spotted eating a fox, no other wolflike animals in the survailable area. Let it enjoy it's meal and did not kill for the local contest. I don't like foxes around, they kill the free range hens.

We won't be killing any wolves either. I don't think they can or will take down any cattle or farmdogs, just doesn't seem very likely.
 

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Get that coyote to Chase Plaza.... we can find out what an obese coyote looks like :D
 

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Get that coyote to Chase Plaza.... we can find out what an obese coyote looks like :D

Kind of like a really jumpy wolf, with less bushy fur. And I don't have anything to trap it with. I guess I could tranq it and throw it in a dog crate, but don't think I could get close enough. I'd have to drive out in the gator, put on a Ghillie suit and lay really close to Thanksgiving turkey carcass and just wait. Actually this doesn't sound that hard now.
 

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Btw, thanks botfly. I think your perception of the wolf makes sense. I see them at the zoo every week but was just freaked out thinking I saw one out of its element, hearing local oldschool farmers and their mythology, and being protective of the lil kids.
 

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Btw, thanks botfly. I think your perception of the wolf makes sense. I see them at the zoo every week but was just freaked out thinking I saw one out of its element, hearing local oldschool farmers and their mythology, and being protective of the lil kids.

Children need to fight wolves.... it makes them strong....
 

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Kinda, but pretty technologically equipped. Like, i have nightvision and laser sights, infrared trail cams, have underarmor longjohns, etc.

this is a strong rebut. well played. :) gluck with the wolve thing. its weird by me, foxes and coyotes are seen quite often together.


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and then the 15 year olds showed up

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I just noticed I got disliked in this thread because someone likes pigeons and hates wolves.... not joking.... I lol'd.... gotta be some of the funniest disliking someone could do.
 

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Wrestle the alpha male into submission and become the master of the pack. That is your only option, lest they take your livestock one by one before turning on your family.
 

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Wrestle the alpha male into submission and become the master of the pack. That is your only option, lest they take your livestock one by one before turning on your family.

Aren't you supposed to bite their ear or something? I think that's what Cuba Gooding Jr did in that terrible Snow Dogs movie. I tried it with my German shepherd puppy when I was 8, she wasn't impressed.


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Aren't you supposed to bite their ear or something? I think that's what Cuba Gooding Jr did in that terrible Snow Dogs movie. I tried it with my German shepherd puppy when I was 8, she wasn't impressed.


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You are supposed to "sweep the leg"
 

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You have to mike Tyson it. You can't just bite it. You have to bite and tear then say you are going to eat its children. Punk ass ***** will back down
 

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You have to mike Tyson it. You can't just bite it. You have to bite and tear then say you are going to eat its children. Punk ass ***** will back down

Yikes. If you do end up using that on a wolf, I'd love to hear how it went.


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You forgot to howl and scratch your own ears with your toes afterwards. This works 100% of the time.
 

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