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I'll go with the first beer I drank legally when I was 19, Schlitz. I went thru the craft beer stage. Don't care for them. I prefer Coors Light or Bud Light.
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I’ve drank long cobra before and think Budweiser/miller/Michelob are all worse
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is that like king kobra? because that shit made me cross-eyed
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That's funny. Most red-blooded manly men who aren't stupid idiots think that Schlitz is just fine.
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Natural Ice is horrible. Couldn't even manage a whole can. But I am not much of a beer drinker. I am a malt liquor guy even though I do enjoy 805 now and then.
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also a Schlitz fan. and a Schmitt's fan. Not so much a Genessee Cream Ale fan but they love that shit in upstate NY
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I got to back Urblock on this one. I thought the can was rusted or something when I cracked my first one open. I tried another and again...like drinking beer out of a metal cup that has been rusting away for seven decades. Pouring it into a glass somehow intensified the rust flavor too!
Most unpleasant beer experience ever. Hope it is now a federal crime to sell that poison.
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Never heard of that last one. I was always wondering if there was a cream ale besides little kings. That's some foamy beer...
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That's the one...so terrible.
Nope Plank Road Brewing Company
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Nasty stuff. Lol
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Young man, Schiltz changed it's formula in the 70's and went in the crapper. They reformatted since. Learn some history whippersnapper. You were in diapers back then.
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Thanks for googling that for us, professor.
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But it says uncommonly smooth. You mean they are lying?
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Didn't Laverne and Shirley work for Schlitz?
Or was that shotz?
Or was that shotz?
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Don't need google. I was there. Duh.
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If you find rusty water to be "uncommonly smooth"...it is spot on.
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So let's unpack this. you were there when you're worst beer was your first beer, which was a Schlitz. You hadn't had it when it was better, before it changed in the 70s, or after it changed back? I'm wondering why you are trying to argue with me about this. I'm not saying that you didn't have a bad Schlitz. I'm saying it's widely accepted as a good beer. You seem to agree with me upon your google research that it was good before and after you had it, no? Unless you actually have tasted it before and after it was a bad beer?
For being your worst beer, I'd think you wouldn't have had it again and determined it was okay. Or followed the history of Schlitz formula interations to back up your claim that it's the worst beer you've had.
I think you could have made this simpler by stating why Schlitz was your worst beer within the context of your experience with Schlitz brewing history, tbh....