A tall monkey?
New day new question.
Would you rather
Be 4’4”?
OR
Be 10’0”?
Would you rather try to convince a young woman in today's society that dating protocols of the 1950's are just as outdated as Jim Crow Laws or try to convince Mick and Sparty that Cutler is just as good as Aaron Rodgers?
Inspired by this thing one of my FB friends posted
EDIT: JLeigh I welcome your opinion on this topic... you want jokers showing up knocking on your door with a bowtie and flowers and chocolates?
I appreciate a dude holding a door but I'm a grown-ass independent woman. I can take care of opening my car door and killing spiders.
That being said, I like 1, 5, 6 and 8. The rest are ***. Like seriously. When women request stupid shit from men like dressing all fancy and asking about your feelings all the time, that just feels like they're asking for the man to act more like a woman. I want a guy to be manly, not to be submissive and kiss my ass 24/7.
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1, 5, 6, 8 are reasonable.... #1 depends on situation... if you meet somewhere after work or something its irrelevant.
2,3,4, and 7 are ridiculous.... they are throwbacks to like 50-60 years ago and if you start demanding that men go back to courting you like a princess then wtf are you gonna do? Lol I read that whole thing as "Ummm I want guys to go back to doing all the chivalrous things they used to, while I do nothing extra in return"
Another note.... lol double standard.... if a dude wrote a 10 point list like:
I wish girls would:
1. Stop talking when I haven't spoken to you first
2. Let me beat you when I choose to
3. Give up all hope of an independent life and live on my every whim
4. Give up the right to divorce
5. Let me own you like an indentured servant of sorts
6. Stop driving and depend on me
7. Stop getting higher education and depend on me for everything
8. Make me a sandwich damnit!
9. Get me a beer damnit!
10. STOP CRYING ALL THE TIME
Well damnit that fine gentleman would get crucified.... but this girl bitches about wanting to be treated like a princess again and even dudes are all "Yeah, you go girl".
I need to stop drinking so much at home....
Would you rather lose your penis or lose all your teeth? (No replacement teeth or penis allowed)
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I feel like if I lose my teeth it would prove difficult to find a girl who would consider having anything to do with my penis, but still I gotta go with lose my teeth.
Would you rather go to a Stanley Cup Final game at the UC with the Hawks down 0-3 in the series or go to a Bears Superbowl appearance at Soldiers field in subzero temps?
Bears superbowl game no doubt, probaly would go to the game even if the Bears weren't playing.
Would you rather have tickets for every home game for one year for the Bears or have season tickets for two years for the Blackhawks?
Bears superbowl game no doubt, probaly would go to the game even if the Bears weren't playing.
Would you rather have tickets for every home game for one year for the Bears or have season tickets for two years for the Blackhawks?
^ tickets for every bears game..i don't like hockey..maybe i could sell the blackhawk tickets and make a profit though
would you rather french kiss ellen degeneres for 10 minutes straight or have a primed mike tyson punch you in the face 10 times?
Kiss Ellen.
Would you rather give buttsecks to a dude or receive buttsecks from a dude?
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Argh yours are rough.... would have to go with To.... either way it makes me *** right? At least I get to be dominant.... uke:
Would you rather be accused of being a pedophile or a murderer?