WTF Thread

[E Runs]

[quote name="TSD"]Jessi Slaughter in all her whoreness. Eruns might run out of Kleenex after he gets ahold of this (shes not naked or anything, but its a pretty goddamn suggestive photo of an 11 yearold)



http://encyclopediadramatica.com/File:B ... ughter.jpg



Courtesy of encyclopedia dramatica's jessi slaughter page, this is apparently one of the photo's she posted before the whole debacle blew up. (i didnt direct link the image, in case people dont want to see an 11 year old with a come hither pose in a bikini). Shes wearing a pushup bra to appear to have some boobage, very sad.





Again, how are her parents ok with an 11 year old taking photos like this of herself?



Also, this is supposedly the emo band singer she had sex with:



http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Blood_ ... ance_Floor[/quote]

Ladies and gentlemen, what we are seeing here is the evolution of a stripper.

 

[bri]

I know this is a little unkind, but I fear she is going to grow up to be a major hose bag. When I was 11 years old I was probably all dreamy eyed over Taylor Hanson or something equally as lame.

 

[sth]

[quote name="bri"]I know this is a little unkind, but I fear she is going to grow up to be a major hose bag. When I was 11 years old I was probably all dreamy eyed over Taylor Hanson or something equally as lame.[/quote]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE[/youtube]



Ask and you shall receive Bri.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="bri"]I know this is a little unkind, but I fear she is going to grow up to be a major hose bag. When I was 11 years old I was probably all dreamy eyed over Taylor Hanson or something equally as lame.[/quote]



Yea... she was pretty hot.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="bri"]I know this is a little unkind, but I fear she is going to grow up to be a major hose bag. When I was 11 years old I was probably all dreamy eyed over Taylor Hanson or something equally as lame.[/quote]

Grow up!? She's already there Bri!

 

[TSD]

[quote name="E Runs"]

Ladies and gentlemen, what we are seeing here is the evolution of a stripper.[/quote]



Not that I bookmarked it or anything :dance: . But on encyclopedia dramatica, on the adds on the left hand side. there is an add for "trueteenbabes.com" I read through their legal section and they claim the girls on their site are not in "sexual suggestive positions" or something like that therefore it isnt kiddie porn. Its basically a webpage full of pics of girls age 13-17 (with the parents consent supposedly) in lingerie and some of that sheer see through shit in what I would call sexually suggestive positions. I keep racking my brain as to how it is not illegal.

 

[TSD]

[quote name="bri"]I know this is a little unkind, but I fear she is going to grow up to be a major hose bag. When I was 11 years old I was probably all dreamy eyed over Taylor Hanson or something equally as lame.[/quote]





Come on she already has 3 perfect boyfriends. After seeing any video with her in it, would you put up with that hot mess unless you were at least getting head?



This girls already more sexually experienced than I was at 21.

 

[TSD]

Adding a WTF.



A cousin on mine has been the Cats meow among my family since birth, and it annoys the **** out of me.



My mom was going on and on about how much money he must make that hes two years younger than me and makes that much money. Shows me pictures of this posh loft he has in downtown austin thats huge, and how the inside of it looks just like a magazine. On and On and On.



It just annoys the piss out of me. Mom i am sorry, I have a shithole, and Im moving into an equally shitty place in Lisle soon. I am sorry my furniture came from IKEA because I dont want to spend 10 grand furnishing an apartment so i can be some stuck up *** yuppie too. **** em, My home entertainment shit blows his out of the water though, how bout that mom? I choose to spend my money on toys rather than blowing my money on an expensive place so i can look rich. For the love of christ she acted like I was some hobo, I went to college and have a good job wtf does she expect me to do be a fucking CEO of Awesome.



For back story, this dumbass, who i am pretty sure hes *** (no offence to *** people) because everything is perfect, his loft looks like an interior decorator did it, he wears perfect clothes, hes the prettiest man Ive ever seen, and made his fortune whatever that may be, being one of those douchebag financial advisors that calls and annoys you until you have to ignore their phone calls, then wants the names of 10 people you know to harrass them and he works like 90 hours a week. i choose not to work 90 hours a week.



Thank god every other family member around my age is a loser, I mean seriously i could work as a gas station cashier and I would be in a better position than most of them.



Oh but when we go down the age ladder a bit to the ones that are in highschool or lower, they are all genius's with fucked up 90's dumbass names like Hunter and Hudson, and *** (but seriously, 3 of my younger cousins are named Hunter, Hudson, and Hadley....WTF). and they are all child genius's (or so im told, when family members make it out like everyone else has down syndrome compared to them). In fact they are so smart them and these other young bastards in my family, that they have to be home schooled and one can solve that stupid rubicks cube in like 30 seconds or something, Tim your so stupid why cant you solve a rubicks cube in 30 seconds like that mutant 8 year old named after a river thats socially inept because hes home schooled.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="TSD"]Adding a WTF.



A cousin on mine has been the Cats meow among my family since birth, and it annoys the **** out of me.



My mom was going on and on about how much money he must make that hes two years younger than me and makes that much money. Shows me pictures of this posh loft he has in downtown austin thats huge, and how the inside of it looks just like a magazine. On and On and On.



It just annoys the piss out of me. Mom i am sorry, I have a shithole, and Im moving into an equally shitty place in Lisle soon. I am sorry my furniture came from IKEA because I dont want to spend 10 grand furnishing an apartment so i can be some stuck up *** yuppie too. **** em, My home entertainment shit blows his out of the water though, how bout that mom? I choose to spend my money on toys rather than blowing my money on an expensive place so i can look rich. For the love of christ she acted like I was some hobo, I went to college and have a good job wtf does she expect me to do be a fucking CEO of Awesome.



For back story, this dumbass, who i am pretty sure hes *** (no offence to *** people) because everything is perfect, his loft looks like an interior decorator did it, he wears perfect clothes, hes the prettiest man Ive ever seen, and made his fortune whatever that may be, being one of those douchebag financial advisors that calls and annoys you until you have to ignore their phone calls, then wants the names of 10 people you know to harrass them and he works like 90 hours a week. i choose not to work 90 hours a week.



Thank god every other family member around my age is a loser, I mean seriously i could work as a gas station cashier and I would be in a better position than most of them.



Oh but when we go down the age ladder a bit to the ones that are in highschool or lower, they are all genius's with fucked up 90's dumbass names like Hunter and Hudson, and *** (but seriously, 3 of my younger cousins are named Hunter, Hudson, and Hadley....WTF). and they are all child genius's (or so im told, when family members make it out like everyone else has down syndrome compared to them). In fact they are so smart them and these other young bastards in my family, that they have to be home schooled and one can solve that stupid rubicks cube in like 30 seconds or something, Tim your so stupid why cant you solve a rubicks cube in 30 seconds like that mutant 8 year old named after a river thats socially inept because hes home schooled.[/quote]



OH MY GOD!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



That was the funniest thing I have EVER read on here... BRAVO!



I saw the giant wall of text and said, "no way I'm reading thise horseshit" then I read the first paragraph and wished it went on longer LMAO!

 

[bri]

[quote name="TSD"]Adding a WTF.



A cousin on mine has been the Cats meow among my family since birth, and it annoys the **** out of me.



My mom was going on and on about how much money he must make that hes two years younger than me and makes that much money. Shows me pictures of this posh loft he has in downtown austin thats huge, and how the inside of it looks just like a magazine. On and On and On.



It just annoys the piss out of me. Mom i am sorry, I have a shithole, and Im moving into an equally shitty place in Lisle soon. I am sorry my furniture came from IKEA because I dont want to spend 10 grand furnishing an apartment so i can be some stuck up *** yuppie too. **** em, My home entertainment shit blows his out of the water though, how bout that mom? I choose to spend my money on toys rather than blowing my money on an expensive place so i can look rich. For the love of christ she acted like I was some hobo, I went to college and have a good job wtf does she expect me to do be a fucking CEO of Awesome.



For back story, this dumbass, who i am pretty sure hes *** (no offence to *** people) because everything is perfect, his loft looks like an interior decorator did it, he wears perfect clothes, hes the prettiest man Ive ever seen, and made his fortune whatever that may be, being one of those douchebag financial advisors that calls and annoys you until you have to ignore their phone calls, then wants the names of 10 people you know to harrass them and he works like 90 hours a week. i choose not to work 90 hours a week.



Thank god every other family member around my age is a loser, I mean seriously i could work as a gas station cashier and I would be in a better position than most of them.



Oh but when we go down the age ladder a bit to the ones that are in highschool or lower, they are all genius's with fucked up 90's dumbass names like Hunter and Hudson, and *** (but seriously, 3 of my younger cousins are named Hunter, Hudson, and Hadley....WTF). and they are all child genius's (or so im told, when family members make it out like everyone else has down syndrome compared to them). In fact they are so smart them and these other young bastards in my family, that they have to be home schooled and one can solve that stupid rubicks cube in like 30 seconds or something, Tim your so stupid why cant you solve a rubicks cube in 30 seconds like that mutant 8 year old named after a river thats socially inept because hes home schooled.[/quote]





Hun I laughed so hard I had tears pouring down my face. Thank you. You have no idea how much I needed that today.

 

[sth]

[quote name="TSD"]Adding a WTF.



A cousin on mine has been the Cats meow among my family since birth, and it annoys the **** out of me.



My mom was going on and on about how much money he must make that hes two years younger than me and makes that much money. Shows me pictures of this posh loft he has in downtown austin thats huge, and how the inside of it looks just like a magazine. On and On and On.



It just annoys the piss out of me. Mom i am sorry, I have a shithole, and Im moving into an equally shitty place in Lisle soon. I am sorry my furniture came from IKEA because I dont want to spend 10 grand furnishing an apartment so i can be some stuck up *** yuppie too. **** em, My home entertainment shit blows his out of the water though, how bout that mom? I choose to spend my money on toys rather than blowing my money on an expensive place so i can look rich. For the love of christ she acted like I was some hobo, I went to college and have a good job wtf does she expect me to do be a fucking CEO of Awesome.



For back story, this dumbass, who i am pretty sure hes *** (no offence to *** people) because everything is perfect, his loft looks like an interior decorator did it, he wears perfect clothes, hes the prettiest man Ive ever seen, and made his fortune whatever that may be, being one of those douchebag financial advisors that calls and annoys you until you have to ignore their phone calls, then wants the names of 10 people you know to harrass them and he works like 90 hours a week. i choose not to work 90 hours a week.



Thank god every other family member around my age is a loser, I mean seriously i could work as a gas station cashier and I would be in a better position than most of them.



Oh but when we go down the age ladder a bit to the ones that are in highschool or lower, they are all genius's with fucked up 90's dumbass names like Hunter and Hudson, and *** (but seriously, 3 of my younger cousins are named Hunter, Hudson, and Hadley....WTF). and they are all child genius's (or so im told, when family members make it out like everyone else has down syndrome compared to them). In fact they are so smart them and these other young bastards in my family, that they have to be home schooled and one can solve that stupid rubicks cube in like 30 seconds or something, Tim your so stupid why cant you solve a rubicks cube in 30 seconds like that mutant 8 year old named after a river thats socially inept because hes home schooled.[/quote]

Every time I read one of your rants I picture Dale Gribble in his basement on his computer. :lol:

 

[TSD]

[quote name="sth"]

Every time I read one of your rants I picture Dale Gribble in his basement on his computer. :lol:

[/quote]





If that were the case I would at least be half way cool.







More Jessi Slaughter:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVGRr4llpI4



"Dad your crazy, I'll curbstomp you". LOL she says she will curbstomp her dad, Any child of mine that told me they were going to curb stomp me, I swear to God that would be the last word they utter in my vicinity for a month.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="TSD"]



Not that I bookmarked it or anything :dance: . But on encyclopedia dramatica, on the adds on the left hand side. there is an add for "trueteenbabes.com" I read through their legal section and they claim the girls on their site are not in "sexual suggestive positions" or something like that therefore it isnt kiddie porn. Its basically a webpage full of pics of girls age 13-17 (with the parents consent supposedly) in lingerie and some of that sheer see through shit in what I would call sexually suggestive positions. I keep racking my brain as to how it is not illegal.[/quote]

See, I don't even bother. Life to to short to hung up on the little things, just enjoy.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="E Runs"]

See, I don't even bother. Life to to short to hung up on the little things, just enjoy.[/quote]

Yeah TSD, lay down your burdens, WTF?

 

[LordKOTL]

If I remember the law, it's something about the fact that all of the "naughty bits" are covered. Let's face it, all you have to do is go to the beach or to a public pool and you'll see girls in bikinis of any age--it's pretty much been this way since the bikini was invented. The sticking point, at least under US law, is the "povacative pose". I think you have to have a few screws loose to really think that those sites aren't meant to be a legal form of Paedophilia and the poses are provacative.



But then again, I think anyone who thinks that the girls age 16 or 17 have no idea that they are sexualizing themselves or thinks they don't know what they are doing are completely naieve.

 

[TSD]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]If I remember the law, it's something about the fact that all of the "naughty bits" are covered. Let's face it, all you have to do is go to the beach or to a public pool and you'll see girls in bikinis of any age--it's pretty much been this way since the bikini was invented. The sticking point, at least under US law, is the "povacative pose". I think you have to have a few screws loose to really think that those sites aren't meant to be a legal form of Paedophilia and the poses are provacative.

But then again, I think anyone who thinks that the girls age 16 or 17 have no idea that they are sexualizing themselves or thinks they don't know what they are doing are completely naieve.[/quote]



Oh absoutely. The description makes it seem like all their subscribers are people that look at the pics and go "well isnt that a beautiful young lady? Let's move on to the next wonderfully artistic photograph!"



When the reality is it is a bunch of dudes trying to satiate their desires for adolescent sex slaves so they dont end up on to catch a predator.



The funny thing is with the exception of one or two on the main page of that site, the girls could easily pass for being in their early 20's. So wtf is the point, I can go on any porn site and find a girl that looks the same age taking it in every hole.



I am guessing they join for those few gems that really look like children (i.e. the 13 year olds).

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="TSD"]



Oh absoutely. The description makes it seem like all their subscribers are people that look at the pics and go "well isnt that a beautiful young lady? Let's move on to the next wonderfully artistic photograph!"



When the reality is it is a bunch of dudes trying to satiate their desires for adolescent sex slaves so they dont end up on to catch a predator.



The funny thing is with the exception of one or two on the main page of that site, the girls could easily pass for being in their early 20's. So wtf is the point, I can go on any porn site and find a girl that looks the same age taking it in every hole.



I am guessing they join for those few gems that really look like children (i.e. the 13 year olds).[/quote]

Bingo...

 

[IceHogsFan]

Back on topic........



WTF? Why does every tv channel have commercials on at the exact same time?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="IceHogsFan"]Back on topic........



WTF? Why does every tv channel have commercials on at the exact same time?[/quote]



Radio too...

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="TSD"]





If that were the case I would at least be half way cool.







More Jessi Slaughter:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVGRr4llpI4



"Dad your crazy, I'll curbstomp you". LOL she says she will curbstomp her dad, Any child of mine that told me they were going to curb stomp me, I swear to God that would be the last word they utter in my vicinity for a month.[/quote]



Same here. If a child of mine ever said that, they would be on their way to a boot camp.



Enjoy kid. You wrote a huge check with your big mouth that your little ass couldn't cash.