WTF Thread

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="bri"]Hun, I thought you were married. Is she that desperate and tacky that she would stalk out a married man? What a whore. It's a good thing you didn't take her up on it. Who knows what you would have caught. It's comforting for me to know there are still some men with character out there that think with their head and heart and not with their hoohoo. Thanks, Hun.[/quote]

Nope, I'm not married, and that was the second WTF half of the phone conversation, "When are you going to get married, you need to find yourself a good woman and blah blah blah, ad nauseum." Drop it already, WTF. Part of the problem is that our two mothers have been spewing this "don't they look so cute together!" crap our whole lives and finally poisoned her brain, either that or the Westermarck effect just didn't take hold with her.

 

[winos5]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Nope, I'm not married, and that was the second WTF half of the phone conversation, "When are you going to get married, you need to find yourself a good woman and blah blah blah, ad nauseum." Drop it already, WTF. Part of the problem is that our two mothers have been spewing this "don't they look so cute together!" crap our whole lives and finally poisoned her brain, either that or the Westermarck effect just didn't take hold with her.[/quote]



Translation;



I need a meal ticket and I'll let you **** me once in a while.

 

[bri]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Nope, I'm not married, and that was the second WTF half of the phone conversation, "When are you going to get married, you need to find yourself a good woman and blah blah blah, ad nauseum." Drop it already, WTF. Part of the problem is that our two mothers have been spewing this "don't they look so cute together!" crap our whole lives and finally poisoned her brain, either that or the Westermarck effect just didn't take hold with her.[/quote]





I thought your mother in law bought you a Roomba. Maybe that was Biscuit. Sometimes I get you two mixed up. But you still like banana cream pie, right?

 

[TSD]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Nope, I'm not married, and that was the second WTF half of the phone conversation, "When are you going to get married, you need to find yourself a good woman and blah blah blah, ad nauseum." Drop it already, WTF. Part of the problem is that our two mothers have been spewing this "don't they look so cute together!" crap our whole lives and finally poisoned her brain, either that or the Westermarck effect just didn't take hold with her.[/quote]





I suppose thats a wtf moment for myself as well. Ive been dating my girlfriend since I was 22 I am now 28, the topic of marriage comes up way too goddamn much.

She wants me to see a Shrink because she thinks my reluctance to get married has something to do with the fact, my dad left when I was a kid and my moms been divorced twice. Maybe it does who knows, I am not going to get examined for it. I'll get married when I'm damn well ready, if that ever even happens. WTF is wrong with just staying together why do you have to get married, seriously, its obviously no deterent to breaking up, judging by the divorce rate. All marriage is, is a fucking piece of paper that says "if and when your relationship goes down the shitter, its going to be a giant pain in the ass for both of you!"

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="TSD"]All marriage is, is a fucking piece of paper that says "if and when your relationship goes down the shitter, its going to be a giant pain in the ass for both of you!"[/quote]



Yep, that's a keeper.

 

[winos5]

[quote name="TSD"]





I suppose thats a wtf moment for myself as well. Ive been dating my girlfriend since I was 22 I am now 28, the topic of marriage comes up way too goddamn much.

She wants me to see a Shrink because she thinks my reluctance to get married has something to do with the fact, my dad left when I was a kid and my moms been divorced twice. Maybe it does who knows, I am not going to get examined for it. I'll get married when I'm damn well ready, if that ever even happens. WTF is wrong with just staying together why do you have to get married, seriously, its obviously no deterent to breaking up, judging by the divorce rate. All marriage is, is a fucking piece of paper that says "if and when your relationship goes down the shitter, its going to be a giant pain in the ass for both of you!"[/quote]



If you've been living together for 6 years, you have a common law marriage already (in many states, just not Illinois).

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="winos5"]



If you've been living together for 6 years, you have a common law marriage already.[/quote]



I don't think common law exists in Illinois. I may have that confused with another state though.

 

[winos5]

[quote name="jakobeast"]



I don't think common law exists in Illinois. I may have that confused with another state though.[/quote]



Was not aware of that, but then again I haven't lived in Illinois since I was 19, I'll go back and edit my post.

 

[bri]

[quote name="TSD"]





I suppose thats a wtf moment for myself as well. Ive been dating my girlfriend since I was 22 I am now 28, the topic of marriage comes up way too goddamn much.

She wants me to see a Shrink because she thinks my reluctance to get married has something to do with the fact, my dad left when I was a kid and my moms been divorced twice. Maybe it does who knows, I am not going to get examined for it. I'll get married when I'm damn well ready, if that ever even happens. WTF is wrong with just staying together why do you have to get married, seriously, its obviously no deterent to breaking up, judging by the divorce rate. All marriage is, is a fucking piece of paper that says "if and when your relationship goes down the shitter, its going to be a giant pain in the ass for both of you!"[/quote]



But, it sounds likes it's important to her. If it becomes a deal breaker for her, are you just willing to let the love of your life walk away after all these years? I mean especially since you found someone who will put up with your ass. She has to be a freakin' saint to begin with. Don't you want kids? Or are you afraid you'll hit with the vacuum cleaner hose? Hun, we could all use a little therapy.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="winos5"]



Translation;



I need a meal ticket and I'll let you **** me once in a while.[/quote]

Actually that was shit that my mom was giving me last Sunday, not the booty call from my friend five years ago. The translation would be more along the lines of "When am I going to get some more baby grandchildren to spoil rotten?"



Bri, yes I do like bannana cream pie and there better not be such a thing as a romantically ideal single "love of my life" because with my luck she could be worm food by now (WTF, Bri?).

 

[bri]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Actually that was shit that my mom was giving me last Sunday, not the booty call from my friend five years ago. The translation would be more along the lines of "When am I going to get some more baby grandchildren to spoil rotten?"



Bri, yes I do like bannana cream pie and there better not be such a thing as a romantically ideal single "love of my life" because with my luck she could be worm food by now (WTF, Bri?).[/quote]



I don't know how old you are, Hun, but I'm sure you have a few food years left in you. You still have time to find Ms Right. You don't need to settle for Ms Right Now. And what do you mean by (WTF, Bri). I just want everybody to be as happy as they can.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="bri"]



I don't know how old you are, Hun, but I'm sure you have a few food years left in you. You still have time to find Ms Right. You don't need to settle for Ms Right Now. And what do you mean by (WTF, Bri). I just want everybody to be as happy as they can.[/quote]

Nothing personal, this is the WTF thread so I felt obligated to lob a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot in there.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Can't believe I never posted this. This is me and my friends late in the night being morons, one being a way bigger moron than the rest. Still hilarious.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtqBkHYnLU[/youtube]

 

[ginnie]

[quote name="PatrickSharpRules"]Can't believe I never posted this. This is me and my friends late in the night being morons, one being a way bigger moron than the rest. Still hilarious.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtqBkHYnLU[/youtube][/quote]



Yeah that is pretty moronic. I'm glad I've outgrown all that. Actually, I never wanted to do shit like that....

(Liked the Guinness shirt, though)

 

[LordKOTL]

See, this is where a healthy sense of disrespect towards the elderly helps. If your older relatives start pulling shit like, "You're next" at weddings, start doing the same to them at funerals.



Like has been said, you'll get married when you're damned well good and ready.



P.S. The very trouble is just that--finding a good woman. Few of them seem to exist anymore. Not like guys are that much better (let's be fair here), but if I'm going to put myself at financial risk for someone...she better be all that and a bag of chips.



I'd rather be single for the rest of my life than be in a bad marriage.

 

[TSD]

[quote name="bri"]



But, it sounds likes it's important to her. If it becomes a deal breaker for her, are you just willing to let the love of your life walk away after all these years? I mean especially since you found someone who will put up with your ass. She has to be a freakin' saint to begin with. Don't you want kids? Or are you afraid you'll hit with the vacuum cleaner hose? Hun, we could all use a little therapy.[/quote]



Who says she's the love of my life? How would I even know if she was? This is the kind of crap that bugs me, people say "you just know" I say "thats just bullshit". Marriage is just an institution that is forced upon you by society as an unavoidable step in your life. I don't know what the **** gays are thinking wanting to get married, I wish they would outlaw strait marriage and save me a headache. Too many people I know followed the same formula, highschool, college, marriage, kids, in that exact order like they recieved a goddamn syllabus for life.



I choose to not get married because im out of college, and been with a girl for a long time.



People have too much of a romantic view on love, romantic comedies are not real life, shit aint strawberries and cream no matter who you are with and there is no such thing as a soulmate.



The point of this whole rant is this. married or not married if I wanted out of a relationship I would get out. SO WHAT THE **** IS THE POINT?! If you think you want to stay with someone for the rest of your life, great do it, you dont have to be married to be together forvever. Oddly the only relationships in hollywood that seem to actually last are the ones where the two parties never got married and just stayed together.

 

[bri]

[quote name="TSD"]



Who says she's the love of my life? How would I even know if she was? This is the kind of crap that bugs me, people say "you just know" I say "thats just bullshit". Marriage is just an institution that is forced upon you by society as an unavoidable step in your life. I don't know what the **** gays are thinking wanting to get married, I wish they would outlaw strait marriage and save me a headache. Too many people I know followed the same formula, highschool, college, marriage, kids, in that exact order like they recieved a goddamn syllabus for life.



I choose to not get married because im out of college, and been with a girl for a long time.



People have too much of a romantic view on love, romantic comedies are not real life, shit aint strawberries and cream no matter who you are with and there is no such thing as a soulmate.



The point of this whole rant is this. married or not married if I wanted out of a relationship I would get out. SO WHAT THE **** IS THE POINT?! If you think you want to stay with someone for the rest of your life, great do it, you dont have to be married to be together forvever. Oddly the only relationships in hollywood that seem to actually last are the ones where the two parties never got married and just stayed together.[/quote]





You told me about a year ago that you thought she'd move on because you would never marry her. Maybe she stays cause she thinks she can change you or maybe she just can't stand the thought of not having you in her life. Marriage doesn't have to be a prison, It is what you make it. There are plenty of other people out there that are just the opposite and go from marriage to marriage and never find what they are looking for.



I know you hate me cause I'm one of those till death do us part people. I want the happily ever after. Do I think I'll ever have it. Hell no. I'm not even sure it exists, but people tell me it does.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="bri"]





You told me about a year ago that you thought she'd move on because you would never marry her. Maybe she stays cause she thinks she can change you or maybe she just can't stand the thought of not having you in her life. Marriage doesn't have to be a prison, It is what you make it. There are plenty of other people out there that are just the opposite and go from marriage to marriage and never find what they are looking for.



I know you hate me cause I'm one of those till death do us part people. I want the happily ever after. Do I think I'll ever have it. Hell no. I'm not even sure it exists, but people tell me it does.[/quote]

I think his point was that if she loved him all that much, she wouldn't need marriage to stay with him.



I could be wrong though.

 

[ginnie]

[quote name="TSD"]



Who says she's the love of my life? How would I even know if she was? This is the kind of crap that bugs me, people say "you just know" I say "thats just bullshit". Marriage is just an institution that is forced upon you by society as an unavoidable step in your life. I don't know what the **** gays are thinking wanting to get married, I wish they would outlaw strait marriage and save me a headache. Too many people I know followed the same formula, highschool, college, marriage, kids, in that exact order like they recieved a goddamn syllabus for life.



I choose to not get married because im out of college, and been with a girl for a long time.



People have too much of a romantic view on love, romantic comedies are not real life, shit aint strawberries and cream no matter who you are with and there is no such thing as a soulmate.



The point of this whole rant is this. married or not married if I wanted out of a relationship I would get out. SO WHAT THE **** IS THE POINT?! If you think you want to stay with someone for the rest of your life, great do it, you dont have to be married to be together forvever. Oddly the only relationships in hollywood that seem to actually last are the ones where the two parties never got married and just stayed together.[/quote]

Hey man, do whatever you want. Just because you're cynical about marriage doesn't mean it should be outlawed.

I've been happily married for 24 years to a woman I love dearly - a good, giving, caring, incredible person. I'm quite happy and consider myself very, very lucky to have met her.

 

[bri]

I am sick of seeing this commercial for Shark Week (whatever that is), but they show a whale in the commercial.