WTF Thread

[PatrickSharpRules]

[quote name="TSD"]





For real, what parent in their right mind would throw a tirade like that, then continue letting their FUCKING 11 YEAR OLD daughter continue exposing herself on the internet and even telling her what to say. Add on top of that she was fucking dressed like a chick from fucking jersey shore.



fucking 11?! When i was 11 i still played with goddamn action figures what is that 5th grade? This chicks talking about dicks cocks pussies glocks. Seriously i am surprised child services didnt pay them a visit.



This seriously made me sick, what adult lets their fucking 11 year old get a lip piercing. **** it, i already see this shit happening with my niece and shes only 9. My brother is a shit box that cant stay out of jail, his ex wife is a 500lb whale on welfare, she listens to music that talks about dicks pussies and fucking left right and center at age fucking 9. throws a goddamn tantrum every time I babysit her because i impose to many rules, no internet, no music, you can watch any of the various disney movies i own and play with your fucking barbies (she has a bunch of toys over here, I made the "bratz" toys disappear). the little shit even stole money from me. Why do you have 13 dollars on you when I have 13 dollars missing from my wallet, and wtf are you going to use it for, your 9 where the **** are you going?



why is it at 28 years old and childless, I can point point out some severe parenting difficiencies, but these tools who were obviously over 35 missed the fucking bus.



The fucking parents here got what they deserved. your daughters going to be pregnant by the time shes physically mature and the father will be a mystery, shes going to be nothing but some lowlife skank, good job.





All thats going to come of these types of episodes is the final free frontier, the internet, being ruined for us all with regulation, because some parents dont know how to raise their fucking kids.





On another note theres a lot of good parodies of those videos out there, this one is funny:

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In other pro-choice news...

http://failblog.org/2010/07/26/epic-fai ... fail-31-6/

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]I know a couple ladies that have been cheated on and even worse and they stay with their fuckin losers. What do I hear? Where are they gonna go? So being cheated on and abused in some way, shape or form is better? Not to mention their kids are getting completely brain fucked by the dysfunctional shit ass relationship the parents have.[/quote]

WTF, this last weekend I got a phone call from my mom to let me know that she spoke to an old friend's mom and that "my first girlfriend" is married again. This old friend is someone my own age that I've known since first grade who has never been my girlfriend, and never could be my girlfriend, because A.) I grew up with her and don't think of her in those terms and B.) I hate to admit it but she's an slut who has mostly been with guys who's idea of a steady relationship is to #### her hard and run and that's the only reason she's only on her second marriage. I haven't even spoken to her in five years since she gave me a booty call from California and said basically, "You know, you're not my normal type, but...", and I had to hold back from saying, "Correct, I'm not your type, which is why giving me a booty call is a waste of time, because I'd never risk putting my dick in you in a million years." WTF, thanks mom, I'd feel happier about her being remarried if I didn't know her track record with men, and stop calling her my freaking old girlfriend. She's an old friend who just so happens to be a girl, and a skanky one at that.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

WTF, this last weekend I got a phone call from my mom to let me know that she spoke to an old friend's mom and that "my first girlfriend" is married again. This old friend is someone my own age that I've known since first grade who has never been my girlfriend, and never could be my girlfriend, because A.) I grew up with her and don't think of her in those terms and B.) I hate to admit it but she's an slut who has mostly been with guys who's idea of a steady relationship is to #### her hard and run and that's the only reason she's only on her second marriage. I haven't even spoken to her in five years since she gave me a booty call from California and said basically, "You know, you're not my normal type, but...", and I had to hold back from saying, "Correct, I'm not your type, which is why giving me a booty call is a waste of time, because I'd never risk putting my dick in you in a million years." WTF, thanks mom, I'd feel happier about her being remarried if I didn't know her track record with men, and stop calling her my freaking old girlfriend. She's an old friend who just so happens to be a girl, and a skanky one at that.[/quote]



I am willing to bet that Slaughter girl will totally eclipse any level of skankness set by the girl you grew up with.

 

[TSD]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]They killed the Hitler video...........[/quote]



http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0c84fd ... ber-police





heres the hitler video on another site.



"Mine Fuhrer, they have successfully back traced us! the Cyber police will be here within the hour..."

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]



I am willing to bet that Slaughter girl will totally eclipse any level of skankness set by the girl you grew up with.[/quote]



WRONG ASSHOLE!



She has "THREE perfect boyfriends"!!!!!



How dare you question her morals!!

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="Stu Grimson"]



WRONG ASSHOLE!



She has "THREE perfect boyfriends"!!!!!



How dare you question her morals!![/quote]



Isn't that what hookers call their tricks when the cops roll up on them?



I cannot question her morals since it's pretty apparent she doesn't have any.

 

[Rdrhwke]

This is sort of an off the wall WTF but it fucked me up. On a recent "Law and ORder SVU" a number of very familiar actresses had roles. Not a big deal til I realized how old they were.



Ann Margret--69



Jaclyn Smith--64



Susan Anton--59



Morgan Fairchild--60



WTF??? Did I miss half their careers or something????

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]This is sort of an off the wall WTF but it fucked me up. On a recent "Law and ORder SVU" a number of very familiar actresses had roles. Not a big deal til I realized how old they were.



Ann Margret--69



Jaclyn Smith--64



Susan Anton--59



Morgan Fairchild--60



WTF??? Did I miss half their careers or something????[/quote]

Funny you should mention it but I could swear that the actress who played Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks was on Monday's episode of "Lie to me" and I can't think of her damn name.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

Funny you should mention it but I could swear that the actress who played Laura Palmer on Twin Peaks was on Monday's episode of "Lie to me" and I can't think of her damn name.[/quote]

Sherilyn Fenn???



Getting names confused, it was Sheryl Lee that played Laura Palmer....googled it at work....bored obviously.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]I am willing to bet that Slaughter girl will totally eclipse any level of skankness set by the girl you grew up with.[/quote]

True, my friend is a nice person but has some bizzare dady issues and personal image problems. She had/has good parents and her older sister turned out reasonably normal but as a "P.K." she totally flipped out on the rebellious thing, making out in the church cemetary with anyone she could once she hit her Jr. High years to prove she wasn't a goody two-shoes. She dresses more provocative than the strippers I've seen at bachelor parties (WTF was up with all the cleavage at her father's wake?) and had her last name legally changed to "Star" when she moved to L.A. after her first husband divorced her (he turned out to be a total asshole) because, well, she has delusions of stardom. But, yeah, she's never threatened to turn anyone's brain into a slushy.

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]

Sherilyn Fenn???[/quote]

No, no, that's the dark haired actress who played the daughter of the lodge owner that had the hots for agent Cooper. I saw her on Gilmour Girls a few years ago.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

No, no, that's the dark haired actress who played the daughter of the lodge owner that had the hots for agent Cooper. I saw her on Gilmour Girls a few years ago.[/quote]

Yeah...i realized that....I edited my post, Laura was played by Sheryl Lee.....googled it.

 

[phranchk]

WTF is this thread doing in FYE forum and why haven't I moved it yet?

 

[Bringmepie]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]Yeah...i realized that....I edited my post, Laura was played by Sheryl Lee.....googled it.[/quote]You'd pretty much have to since her acting career has apparently been dead and wrapped in plastic since then, Ba-dum-dum.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="phranchk"]WTF is this thread doing in FYE forum and why haven't I moved it yet?[/quote]



I guees some of those videos by that 11 year old could be considered entertaining.

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]I guees some of those videos by that 11 year old could be considered entertaining.[/quote]

I dunno - she's not nude enough for Eruns to truly enjoy them.

 

[bri]

[quote name="Bringmepie"]

WTF, this last weekend I got a phone call from my mom to let me know that she spoke to an old friend's mom and that "my first girlfriend" is married again. This old friend is someone my own age that I've known since first grade who has never been my girlfriend, and never could be my girlfriend, because A.) I grew up with her and don't think of her in those terms and B.) I hate to admit it but she's an slut who has mostly been with guys who's idea of a steady relationship is to #### her hard and run and that's the only reason she's only on her second marriage. I haven't even spoken to her in five years since she gave me a booty call from California and said basically, "You know, you're not my normal type, but...", and I had to hold back from saying, "Correct, I'm not your type, which is why giving me a booty call is a waste of time, because I'd never risk putting my dick in you in a million years." WTF, thanks mom, I'd feel happier about her being remarried if I didn't know her track record with men, and stop calling her my freaking old girlfriend. She's an old friend who just so happens to be a girl, and a skanky one at that.[/quote]





Hun, I thought you were married. Is she that desperate and tacky that she would stalk out a married man? What a whore. It's a good thing you didn't take her up on it. Who knows what you would have caught. It's comforting for me to know there are still some men with character out there that think with their head and heart and not with their hoohoo. Thanks, Hun.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

I dunno - she's not nude enough for Eruns to truly enjoy them.[/quote]



Very true.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

I dunno - she's not nude enough for Eruns to truly enjoy them.[/quote]

Excuse me sir, I have standards and she's 11.















































Which means she's tool old.

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="E Runs"]

Excuse me sir, I have standards and she's 11.















































Which means she's tool old.[/quote]





Damn straight.



If they are old enough to crawl, they're already in the right position.