Yesterday i realized my dog is a pussy. Needs some Rango in him .

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Looking out the window watching for the wife to get home from work. I seen something run across the front yard, i wasn't sure what it was.
Wife pulled up the driveway and i ask her to take a walk with me . I seen it was a gopher , maybe a pound or two. I asked her to let the dog out and grab my 22. The little friggen gopher would chase the dog away ( 3-10 feet ) Dog would come back at the gopher, the gopher would chase it away . This went on for about 20 minutes. In the meantime the wife is hiding behind me with a snowshovel scared the gopher would go after us .
155 lb Boerboel, that i paid $ 2,500.00 to watch out for us against Bears and such, gets ran off by a 1,2 pound gopher.
Big pussy.
 

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give it some Viagra.

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Your dog is a pussy? Your wife was hiding behind you so what is she?
 

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Looking out the window watching for the wife to get home from work. I seen something run across the front yard, i wasn't sure what it was.
Wife pulled up the driveway and i ask her to take a walk with me . I seen it was a gopher , maybe a pound or two. I asked her to let the dog out and grab my 22. The little friggen gopher would chase the dog away ( 3-10 feet ) Dog would come back at the gopher, the gopher would chase it away . This went on for about 20 minutes. In the meantime the wife is hiding behind me with a snowshovel scared the gopher would go after us .
155 lb Boerboel, that i paid $ 2,500.00 to watch out for us against Bears and such, gets ran off by a 1,2 pound gopher.
Big pussy.

You got a dog to watch after you against Bears?? Really?
 

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Oh ok now i get it my wifes the pussy.
You're so smart i guess thats why you have one blue box with over 4,000 post .

I don't know if you remember Albert Flasher (who I believe is now BigAl1985), but Jim Johnson has knocked out more women than he did.

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really? i thought big al was the shoopster

yeah, I don't see it. I see the timing of the emergence of BigAl and the disappearance of Albert to be more than just coincidence.

:shrug:

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yeah, I don't see it. I see the timing of the emergence of BigAl and the disappearance of Albert to be more than just coincidence.

:shrug:

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I think Albert Flasher was Guess Who before he was Albert Flasher
 

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No just in case we are in the yard i want the dog to alert us if we dont see any signs of bear . come on guys

So you are just an idiot who spent $2500 on a dog to bark in the chance a bear gets in your yard...next time go to the local shelter and grab a beagle for $50. They will bark when a bear shows up and they have no issue chasing down a gopher.

Also this further confirms you are Urblocks alt
 

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