Your stories that involve poop

[BlackHawkPaul]

That's right.

Time to share.

 

[jakobeast]

I swear I had one that came out sideways the other day.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Holy shit Paul... I literally almost just spit my coffee onto my screen when I saw the title of this thread.

 

[TSD]

I had a big ol post drunk poo this morning, it was a bit dehydrated and came out in a perfect coil about the size of a boa constrictor.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I drank Vodka last night and it looks like my toilet got buckshotted.

 

[bri]

Tater, these are the poop enthusiasts I was talking about on the old boards. And people roll their eyes at me. :roll:

 

[Tater]

[quote name="bri"]Tater, these are the poop enthusiasts I was talking about on the old boards. And people roll their eyes at me. :roll:[/quote]



LMAO Bri. I haven't stopped laughing since I saw the title of this thread!



An instant classic.

 

[MassHavoc]

I've had post drunkenness all day, and one came out a purplish color I've never seen before. Scared me a bit, but I am just going to assume it's from the berry tums I took.

 

[howcho]

I like to take the dog for a walk in the woods near our house. There is another dog (Cher) down the street that is a St Bernard/Golden Lab cross. I took the two dogs and my 6 yr old step son for the usual walk in the woods. After about 15 minutes my kid has to poo. I said, Matthew, its time to just make a 'nature poo'. He was very reluctant to do this but I finally convinced him to do so. No sooner had he dropped his load, did Cher come over and gobble it down in less than a second.



The look on my kids face!!! I don't believe I have ever seen such a look of astonishment.



When I returned the neighbors dog, I told them not to the let dog lick them for a bit.

 

[howcho]

BHP can you please include 'Poo Enthusiast' in your board title/handle or whatever we call them?

 

[Tater]

[quote name="howcho"]BHP can you please include 'Poo Enthusiast' in your board title/handle or whatever we call them?[/quote]



Yes!!!! This would crack me up every time he posts.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Me and my friends play a game called poo-dollar. Its not really a game, but you shit, take some of the poo, put it on a dollar, put the now poo dollar on the side-walk and watch.



Last year we got an RA, and as she picked it up we burst out laughing and yelling, she had no idea what was going on and put it in her pocket. We also got a professor who had visible shit on his hand. There have been many more victims, but thats all you need to know.

 

[CLWolf81]

This one isn't mine, but I find this ... rather... shitty... But being that it happened close to Philly, I don't know what to say...



Getting homemade Dr Pepper straight from the tap is exactly what this kid had in mind as a prank in New Jersey.



Check this out: NJ Teen Admits Defecating In Classmate's Soda



I have to see the comments on this one...

 

[Tater]

Here is my poop related idea:



The Octopus represents the 8 wins it used to take to win a Cup. Since the number of wins we need is 2, I recommend to anyone going to Phili tonight is to throw baggies of poop on the ice.

These are the things I think of while driving to work.

 

[phranchk]

My friend once pooped in the shape of a question mark.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

Bug Juice, nickname given to the juice commonly seen on most mess decks throughout the armed forces, when in powder form is used to clean rust snd verdigris off of pipes onboard ships, will turn your shit a very distinct kelly green color, if you drink it

 

[DBQHawkFan]

OK. I am not too proud of this, but feel I must share my story. In college I had a buddy that was fascinated with all things related to human feces. He was especially interested in poop sizes. One day I had a keeper. I knew it would make his day. So I wiped in the next stall as to not disrupt the view and went to get him. I told him to grab his camera. He comes in and is truly amazed. It was down in the hole and sticking out of the water. What happened next is the bad part. He tells me that he can't get a true picture of it because the water is distorting it and asks me to grab it. I refused of course......until he got me a garbage bag to hold it. So he takes a picture of me posing with my prize before I release it back into the wild. A true wallmounter!

 

[Tater]

[quote name="DBQHawkFan"]OK. I am not too proud of this, but feel I must share my story. In college I had a buddy that was fascinated with all things related to human feces. He was especially interested in poop sizes. One day I had a keeper. I knew it would make his day. So I wiped in the next stall as to not disrupt the view and went to get him. I told him to grab his camera. He comes in and is truly amazed. It was down in the hole and sticking out of the water. What happened next is the bad part. He tells me that he can't get a true picture of it because the water is distorting it and asks me to grab it. I refused of course......until he got me a garbage bag to hold it. So he takes a picture of me posing with my prize before I release it back into the wild. A true wallmounter![/quote]



You know, you can get a fiberglass replica made of it to hang on the wall as long as you released it safely.

Did you have to hold it up with both hands for the picture?

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="Tater"]



You know, you can get a fiberglass replica made of it to hang on the wall as long as you released it safely.

Did you have to hold it up with both hands for the picture?[/quote]



And where is said picture?

 

[DBQHawkFan]

[quote name="jakobeast"]



And where is said picture?[/quote]



It may have been destroyed, but I can ask him. If he has it, we could post it I guess. Except I am too computer illiterate to do it myself.