phranchk
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Your stories that involve poop
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[quote name="LordKOTL"]Not too many I have...but has anyone here every upper-decked someone else's toilet before?[/quote]
Yes.
Yes.
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Remember kids, the internet is forever...
Remember kids, the internet is forever...
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So I heard jako's toilet doesn't like him.
(Is this the right thread now, jako?)
(Is this the right thread now, jako?)
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[quote name="jakobeast"]Yes.[/quote]
Coincidentally, Jako's not allowed in Denny's anymore.
Coincidentally, Jako's not allowed in Denny's anymore.
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[quote name="Ymono37"]
Coincidentally, Jako's not allowed in Denny's anymore.[/quote]
...or funeral homes.
Coincidentally, Jako's not allowed in Denny's anymore.[/quote]
...or funeral homes.
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]
...or funeral homes.[/quote]
I also heard he has problems getting a "table for one" at Chuck E Cheese.
...or funeral homes.[/quote]
I also heard he has problems getting a "table for one" at Chuck E Cheese.
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[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]...or funeral homes.[/quote]
yeah, but that is for a totally different issue.
yeah, but that is for a totally different issue.
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A guy had a house party in his Mom's house while his parents where away. A friend of mine took down a little decorative teapot from the mantle and took a shit in it. He discreetly replaced the teapot on the mantle without anyone noticing. Apparently it took weeks to find.
Those two are no longer friends.
Those two are no longer friends.
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Although not directly poo related here is one of my life's grossest moments...
In my early twenties I managed a McDonald's restaurant.
I got the message that the ladies turlet was plugged. Dutifully I grabbed the plunger and headed in. The bowl contained the foulest stew I had ever seen. The water was blood red, there where cigarette butts, a kotex (or something like it, didn't examine it for a brand name) and several floating turds.
Disgustedly I aimed my plunger and started to work on the clog, she wouldn't move. I ponied up and increased the vigor of my strokes. Kasploosh, a gusher!! With the extra effort exerted the bloody stew backfires and soaks my face and shirt.
When I plunge now, I do so with great care.
In my early twenties I managed a McDonald's restaurant.
I got the message that the ladies turlet was plugged. Dutifully I grabbed the plunger and headed in. The bowl contained the foulest stew I had ever seen. The water was blood red, there where cigarette butts, a kotex (or something like it, didn't examine it for a brand name) and several floating turds.
Disgustedly I aimed my plunger and started to work on the clog, she wouldn't move. I ponied up and increased the vigor of my strokes. Kasploosh, a gusher!! With the extra effort exerted the bloody stew backfires and soaks my face and shirt.
When I plunge now, I do so with great care.
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Thanks Howcho. I just ate and now I make have to go throw it back up. Why do men glorify poop and everything else that is gross and disgusting. And who would poop at McDonalds?
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Serves ya right for reading the poop thread after breakfast. Whadidya expect?
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[quote name="howcho"]Serves ya right for reading the poop thread after breakfast. Whadidya expect?[/quote]
It was lunch.
It was lunch.
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My gross disgusting story comes from the show Manswers. They had a segment on some dumbass from Canada that ate his own poo hoping it would help him pass a breathalyzer test.
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I believe I just fired off the last of the Philly cheese steak I had before game 4 in Philly. :happy-cheerleaderkid: :text-bravo: :text-feedback:
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Im surprised no one thought of this
:character-apu:
Really. Given the thread opic and such, he is the PERFECT one.
:character-apu:
Really. Given the thread opic and such, he is the PERFECT one.
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This one time at poop camp:
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Figured it works just as well in here...
