Your stories that involve poop

[DBQHawkFan]

[quote name="Tater"]



You know, you can get a fiberglass replica made of it to hang on the wall as long as you released it safely.

Did you have to hold it up with both hands for the picture?[/quote]



That would look good above the mantle next to my buck heads and turkey fans!

 

[Tater]

[quote name="jakobeast"]



And where is said picture?[/quote]



No poop-related thread is complete without pictures.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I took a picture of one of my biggest poops of all time. It was like a pillar of brown shooting forth from the ocean, spanning numerous feet into the sky.

 

[MassHavoc]

[quote name="Tater"]



No poop-related thread is complete without pictures.[/quote]

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[the canadian dream]

Havoc!! I spit shit at my computer just now laughing.





Not a story involving me. But back in high school a friend of mine "Stinky Martin" was his name, for good reasons. He was soo drunk he shit his pants before a high school dance.. I never thought that actually happened to people but it does!! So how does one solve the delima. He just simple flinged his shit stained underwear out on the street said "**** it!! Shit your pants and go to the dance is what I say".



Which he did. Don't think anyone hung out within 20 feet of him at that dance though.

 

[bri]

uke-huge:

 

[MassHavoc]

[quote name="the canadian dream"]Havoc!! I spit shit at my computer just now laughing.

[/quote]

You're welcome. The way I see it they are all there and no one uses them so it gives me the perfect opportunity to over use them and abuse them.

 

[Ymono37]

I had a buddy who went to take a shit in a Burger King bathroom once (because, let's face it, if you're eating BK it's bound to happen). Well being a bit of a weirdo, he was "hovering" because he didn't want his ass cheeks to touch the seat and ended up missing the toilet all together. He shit. On the floor. Of a BK bathroom. He's now married and living in NJ/NY, got a decent job... and I still consider this his greatest accomplishment.



In an age where most of our phones have cameras as well... I've seen quite a few of Jako's "beauts" and sent him a few of mine as well. It's pretty much de rigueur these days.



I know a Cotton Candy Lady that has a great story for this thread about a friend of hers... perhaps she'll share with the group?

 

[Tater]

[quote name="the canadian dream"]



Not a story involving me. But back in high school a friend of mine "Stinky Martin" was his name, for good reasons. He was soo drunk he shit his pants before a high school dance.. I never thought that actually happened to people but it does!! So how does one solve the delima. He just simple flinged his shit stained underwear out on the street said "**** it!! Shit your pants and go to the dance is what I say".



Which he did. Don't think anyone hung out within 20 feet of him at that dance though.[/quote]



Yeah...um....."a friend" huh?



So did you.....I mean "Martin" get any that night?

 

[phranchk]

A friend of mine was taking a shit in one of those autoflush toilets. Apparently the toilet had been previously clogged and he didn't know it. He dropped a pretty good size one and while waiting for more to come the toilet flushed. It started overflowing and he stood up and the turd he just laid floated out right into his pants along with a boatload of toilet water.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

The daily diet.

 

[E Runs]

I just had myself a good fight with the toilet. I was working that plunger like Luke Skywalker versus the Rancor monster.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

[quote name="E Runs"]I just had myself a good fight with the toilet. I was working that plunger like Luke Skywalker versus the Rancor monster.[/quote]

How many times have you shit your pants at work?

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]

How many times have you shit your pants at work?[/quote]Better yet... how do you handle a dook on long runs?

 

[MassHavoc]

I just sharted.

 

[E Runs]

[quote name="BlackhawkPaul"]

How many times have you shit your pants at work?[/quote]

It was more of a shart the morning after a long night of hard drinking. I just shuffled to back and tossed my drawers in the dumpster.

 

[Tater]

[quote name="MassHavoc"]I just sharted.[/quote]



Thanks for sharing.

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="MassHavoc"]I just sharted.[/quote]

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[MassHavoc]

[quote name="Ymono37"]

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[LordKOTL]

Not too many I have...but has anyone here every upper-decked someone else's toilet before?