You actually got my vote for Best Lurker but there is no category. Also, just because you lurk doesn't mean you shouldn't vote. In my mind, Lurker's votes are more meaningful than some more prolific posters because they lack the gravity of an agenda.
For instance, Despbro voted me most sensitive and biggest meltdown, for which there is no evidence except for in future posts from me if he fails to produce evidence very soon. I mean what the FUCK would make him say that??? I'm like the poster with ZERO sensitivity because I'm just messing around most the time. WHY would sarcastic banter make me SENSITIVE? Also, MELTDOWNS????
I've only "melted down" when I'm trying to make a point for lulz, and am completely unflappable behind the monitor. It's bullshit that Despbro would call me sensitive. I mean, he's just projecting his sensitivity on ME, because I'm never serious but he's super serious, right? I really can't believe this shit. If I win most sensitive poster and biggest meltdown I'm gonna ask RUSH to delete my account, and you guys will fucking miss me and if he doesn't, then I will create a thousand "bud" alts and get each of them banned until Crys the Mod figures out away to ban me from the ENTIRE INTERNET.
Bottom line: I am NOT a "sensitive poster" by ANY STRETCH OF THE IMAGINATION. ANd for you FUCKTARDS that think I am, and think that I've EVER MELTED DOWN, EVER (which is completely a fucking fabrication) you can all GO TO HELL.
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