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Would you rather give up blowjobs for the rest of your life, or cheese? So no nachos, burritos/tacos, grilled cheese, mac n cheese, pizza, cheeseburgers, etc.
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I can still have sex? Then blowjobs
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Never say never!
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That is not even fair. I can't live without getting mah blowjobs and eating various types cheeses.
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Tough question.
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Would you rather fight 3 wild dogs with the thirst for blood, and all you have is a samurai sword, OR fight one grizzly bear that's charging at you from 100 yards away, and all you have is one bullet and a pistol.
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This life is full of tough questions.
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Hold the phone here. Are you saying you have one bullet in a rifle AND a sidearm? Or are you saying you only have a sidearm with one bullet? If its the latter what is the caliber of said round?
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Sure, but hopefully I don't have to choose between cheese and blowjobs. I don't have a hard time choosing between the Bears and Green Bay.
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Dogs. Do you know how bad ass I'd look wielding that fucking samurai sword? I'd rather have that sword to fight a bear than a bullet
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Fists and feet usually work, even with wild dogs. They'll get the idea.
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You need a firearm for the Grizz.
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Id take the Bear and the pistol/bullet...Then Id use the bullet on myself...lol
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I think I'd take the katana and the three dogs, even if they were rabid.
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If the bullet is a .22 that would just piss off the bear.
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Anything less than a 357 would just piss off that Bear and even that is no guaranteed kill shot. If I had to pick a handgun to only have one bullet to kill a Bear....Smith and Wesson 500. All day.
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Yeah. You'd literally have to wait until the last second, until that fucker is 6 inches from your face, then you just fire it straight at its head. You know the ground would be shaking as that thing is running towards you too.
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Rogers picks no cheese over giving up blowies, if you know what I mean.
Rogers picks no cheese over giving up blowies, if you know what I mean.
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