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It'd be too much power. You could pretty much just think of any girl you ever wanted to fuck, and shapeshift into her boyfriend. A better question might be, what would be your explanation to the big man upstairs after that one lmao? I'd just be like, "God, you know, what'd you expect. I could fucking shapeshift."

Money is far more powerful than looks any day of the week. With that much money you can buy anyone.
 

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Would you rather go to the bathroom like a cat (Number 1 and number 2) in a dresser-drawer sized catbox and have a butler empty it everyday, OR go to the bathroom outside like a dog in the bushes, and have a butler to follow you around and pick it up, telling you you're a good boy.
 

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Would you rather go to the bathroom like a cat (Number 1 and number 2) in a dresser-drawer sized catbox and have a butler empty it everyday, OR go to the bathroom outside like a dog in the bushes, and have a butler to follow you around and pick it up, telling you you're a good boy.

If any guy would rather be a cat, he should be castrated.
 

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In some cultures cats are sacred though so there is that.
 

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I wonder how much of a whooping Nebraska will place on Illinois tonight. It would be nice if ND still played some afternoon games, but I doubt Syracuse will be much of a challenge.
 

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Would you rather be attacked by a lion and a bear on land, or a shark and a crocodile in water?

I’ll take the bear and lion everytime. It’s a quick death. Sharks and crocodiles are mean about it. They like to chomp into you and throw you around a bit before you bleed out.
 

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Would you rather be attacked by a lion and a bear on land, or a shark and a crocodile in water?

I’ll take the bear and lion everytime. It’s a quick death. Sharks and crocodiles are mean about it. They like to chomp into you and throw you around a bit before you bleed out.

A little out of your environment in the water.
 

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Would you rather be attacked by a lion and a bear on land, or a shark and a crocodile in water?

I’ll take the bear and lion everytime. It’s a quick death. Sharks and crocodiles are mean about it. They like to chomp into you and throw you around a bit before you bleed out.

Are these pairs working together as a team? If so we're fucked.
 

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I like cats, just not as much as dogs. I had a cat who was virtually a dog. Attacked my friend and he was intimidated - I got a kick out of that.
 

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