1000 Posts to Beat the Packers - AND EFFECTIVELY END THEIR SEASON

[xer0h0ur]

I like cats, just not as much as dogs. I had a cat who was virtually a dog. Attacked my friend and he was intimidated - I got a kick out of that.

My best friend has multiple cats and dogs. He had one cat and one dog that hated me. For no reason whatsoever. The dog would randomly try to bite me and the cat would scratch the living hell out of me if I came near it.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

If you could be the absolute best at any position in any sport, which position would you be?

Being the best goalie in the NHL would be pretty badass. The best closer in baseball would be great too.

 

[Jailbreak]

My best friend has multiple cats and dogs. He had one cat and one dog that hated me. For no reason whatsoever. The dog would randomly try to bite me and the cat would scratch the living hell out of me if I came near it.

He has to control the dog. Controlling a cat is a different story, but my friend should have punted it across the room. It still makes me chuckle.

 

[Jailbreak]

If you could be the absolute best at any position in any sport, which position would you be?

Being the best goalie in the NHL would be pretty badass. The best closer in baseball would be great too.

Goalie is sort of thankless. I think I'd bat cleanup.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Oh I told him before that if that dog tried to bite me again that I would be kicking the shit out of em and he said you kick him I'm kicking you in the nuts. Dog was old as hell. Died a few years ago.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

2000 posts is a lot of posts...

 

[Jailbreak]

Oh I told him before that if that dog tried to bite me again that I would be kicking the shit out of em and he said you kick him I'm kicking you in the nuts. Dog was old as hell. Died a few years ago.

Some dogs get cranky when they're old. Can't see and can't hear like they used to. I've had a number of cats through marriage, but buddy was incredibly doglike. My friend Bill bitched about his leather jacket for several years.

 

[Jailbreak]

2000 posts is a lot of posts...

But less than 2500.

 

[Briggs is GOAT]

Rodgers likes dick.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

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[BringBackDitka54]

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[Culpfiction]

No, this is a lot of posts...

 

[pseudonym]

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[Briggs is GOAT]

We need to really move our ass if we wanna make it lol.

 

[number51]

My best friend has multiple cats and dogs. He had one cat and one dog that hated me. For no reason whatsoever. The dog would randomly try to bite me and the cat would scratch the living hell out of me if I came near it.

No offense, but they sense evil.

 

[xer0h0ur]

No offense, but they sense evil.

So I guess the rest of his cats and dogs' evil-dar must have been failing them? The rest of his pets love me. The cat ran into traffic and got pancaked and the dog just died of older than dirt age. Never seen a dog live that many years.

 

[Jailbreak]

Get off of me, 21 and nice job of falling at my feet.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Cats are evil. I feel like a dog has your back, like if someone breaks into your house, a dog will try to fight the guy. But if you have a cat and someone breaks into your house, the cat will just hide.

 

[Jailbreak]

Animals sense confidence, but an old dog can be overly aggressive. Dogs have no sense of morality.

 

[pseudonym]