1000 Posts to Beat the Packers - AND EFFECTIVELY END THEIR SEASON

[number51]

Yeah. You'd literally have to wait until the last second, until that fucker is 6 inches from your face, then you just fire it straight at its head. You know the ground would be shaking as that thing is running towards you too.

If you could keep your shit together enough to put the round in his eye, you might live. I could not, and would go the BB route and and off myself.

 

[MontanaBear]

I had to go watch that video of him doing this. The shits he gave were less than zero lol

 

[number51]

Would you rather marry a stripper, or have your only daughter become one?

Easy, marry the stripper, marriage is revokable. I have a daughter, that shit is forever.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

If you could only eat one meat and one vegetable for the rest of your life, and that's all you could eat, what would you choose?

Avocado and chicken for me.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Easy, marry the stripper, marriage is revokable. I have a daughter, that shit is forever.

You're stuck with the stripper. Til death do you part.

 

[number51]

You're stuck with the stripper. Til death do you part.

Wouldn't be the first stripper I had to kill.

 

[Jailbreak]

Would you rather marry a stripper, or have your only daughter become one?

Marry, after a thorough health check.

 

[Jailbreak]

If you could only eat one meat and one vegetable for the rest of your life, and that's all you could eat, what would you choose?

Avocado and chicken for me.

Beef and asparagus.

 

[number51]

If you could only eat one meat and one vegetable for the rest of your life, and that's all you could eat, what would you choose?

Avocado and chicken for me.

Avocado is a solid call. I need more grease than chicken provides, pig is the king of walking food. Bacon and stuff.

 

[Jailbreak]

Yeah, I waffle a bit between beef and pork. Pork is probably better overall. Chicken lacks flavour, but I like all protein, really.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Avocado is a solid call. I need more grease than chicken provides, pig is the king of walking food. Bacon and stuff.

Yeah but dude eating nothing but bacon and avocado for the rest of your life? You'd die in like, 7 years. That's why I voted to stay away from red meat.

 

[Jailbreak]

Avocado is good, but now you're spending fat calories on that

 

[BringBackDitka54]

If you were locked in a gymnasium with 100s of unarmed 6 year olds of various weights, heights, races, and temperaments, how many of them do you think you could kill? All you have is the clothes on your back, and your only weapons are your fists.

 

[Jailbreak]

Is this Lord of the Flies, haha? I wouldn't switch them.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

If you could shapeshift into any person alive today, who you you choose and why?

 

[number51]

Yeah but dude eating nothing but bacon and avocado for the rest of your life? You'd die in like, 7 years. That's why I voted to stay away from red meat.

The magical meat machine that is a pig has plenty of lean meat. Tenderloin.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Shapeshift eh? Step 1: Shapeshift into Bill Gates. Step 2: Go to the bank.

 

[Jailbreak]

Shapeshift eh? Step 1: Shapeshift into Bill Gates. Step 2: Go to the bank.

Yeah, choose a billionaire and drain their accounts.

 

[Jailbreak]

The magical meat machine that is a pig has plenty of lean meat. Tenderloin.

A lot leaner than it used to be, that's fo sho.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

Shapeshift eh? Step 1: Shapeshift into Bill Gates. Step 2: Go to the bank.

It'd be too much power. You could pretty much just think of any girl you ever wanted to fuck, and shapeshift into her boyfriend. A better question might be, what would be your explanation to the big man upstairs after that one lmao? I'd just be like, "God, you know, what'd you expect. I could fucking shapeshift."