3 Word Story

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode

 

[cubsjunkie]

and turn into

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs

 

[cubsjunkie]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and

 

[USCChiFan]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and everyone liked it

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and everyone liked it but turned blind

 

[MRN]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and everyone liked it but turned blindoften because of

 

[CBPtOSU]

I was going to the game when I saw a big hairy chicago cubs pitcher who was kwyjibo who smelled like old nasty cheese that Apu sold which made everyone barf for days and then something happened that changed the world forever and everyone was calling their families about the horrible smell that filled their big butts with chocolate sauce and used condoms that gave them a very bad case of diarrhea which there was a big mess anyway kwjibo was everywhere for miles and then something came out of the bullpen and everyone began to throw bags of popcorn at kwjibo who then escaped and became Bigfoot who scared everyone with his appearance which caused glass to spontaneously explode and turn into kwyjibo's balding head scaring children everywhere and kwjibo ran to Mexico with Lenny and Carl who brought drugs stuffed in a huge beer keg that was leaking so some of the drugs contaminated the beer and people still drank the beer and everyone liked it but turned blind often because of the drugs contaminating