Any Halloween traditions?

[brett05]

So because we but up against the elementary school and a neighbor goes all out we get 250+ kids with our high being just over 450 kids one year.

We grow corn simply for decoration.

Kids get candy and a tract. We average about a tract or two on the ground each year.

Younger kids get coloring books when we have them.

Last two years I deliver however which is by far the scariest thing for me. You never know when a kid is going to walk right into the middle of the street and it happens often on Oct 31.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

A tract? Why do I want to hear what brett is doing?

 

[brett05]

A tract? Why do I want to hear what brett is doing?

you don't care so why should I answer?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

you don't care so why should I answer?

From a post in which I ask why I want to know what you're doing you say I don't care? Odd.

 

[brett05]

From a post in which I ask why I want to know what you're doing you say I don't care? Odd.

Given your history why would I think otherwise?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

http://www.familychristian.com/the-best-treat-of-all.html

Even worse than I thought. This would automatically exclude my children from going to your door on Halloween.

 

[brett05]

http://www.familychristian.com/the-best-treat-of-all.html

Even worse than I thought. This would automatically exclude my children from going to your door on Halloween.

Like you would have kids....LOL Best joke of the day.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Well I'm trying to convince the fiance that we shouldn't, but she keeps insisting it will happen once we get married.

 

[Ares]

Well I'm trying to convince the fiance that we shouldn't, but she keeps insisting it will happen once we get married.

NO! YOUR KIDS WILL BE DEMON-WORSHIPPING ATHEIST HEATHENS!!!!!

:shibe:

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

NO! YOUR KIDS WILL BE DEMON-WORSHIPPING ATHEIST HEATHENS!!!!!

:shibe:

I'll bring them to Plainfield for Trick-or-Tract

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Well I'm trying to convince the fiance that we shouldn't, but she keeps insisting it will happen once we get married.

Just get a dog. Seriously. That's what I did. Once my wife found out how much work and money a dog is, that really tempered her expectations of having a kid.

 

[brett05]

Just get a dog. Seriously. That's what I did. Once my wife found out how much work and money a dog is, that really tempered her expectations of having a kid.

Yes because the rewarding life a dog provides is on the same level as a child of your own.

 

[Ares]

Yes because the rewarding life a dog provides is on the same level as a child of your own.

Das not at all what he was saying.... where is ur brane today?

 

[Tjodalv]

Das not at all what he was saying.... where is ur brane today?

He's trying to figure out what other pagan traditions he can usurp in order to push his religion on children.

 

[brett05]

Das not at all what he was saying.... where is ur brane today?

Yes of course..you're right again Ares.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Try to bang a slutty dressed chick. This year its going to be too easy with all the Harley Quinn bitches.

 

[gpphat]

Past 2 years took the wife down to the river on Halloween weekend. Spent the day there with her and did some night fishing. Doing that again this year.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Yes because the rewarding life a dog provides is on the same level as a child of your own.

Kids aren't for everyone. Continue handing out bibles to brainwash children.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

brett, serious series of questions:

1. Has a parent ever been upset that you did that?

2. Has a parent ever returned it to you?

3. Has a child ever refused it?

 

[BearFanJohn]

Does heavy drinking count as a tradition if you do it on, say, Tuesdays?

Kids are a personal decision. Wife and I chose not to make that commitment. You are not right or wrong for having or not having children. And if anyone tells you any different either way, tell them to get bent. Dogs are not a substitute for children, though we've had seven in our years of marriage and presently have three. No one should have kids or start "trying" right after they get married unless they are very sure and I would suggest have already lived together. Enjoy being free of the constraints and, if after a couple of years, you want to have kids then, by all means, have children.