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David DeJesus is fucking worthless. He runs the bases like the little Special person kid in little league who puts his helmet on backwards and runs to third base after completely missing the ball off the tee, but the whiff of the bat knocks the ball to the ground anyway. He has a cannon for an arm sure, but what good is that cannon if it can't be aimed. And he couldn't swing his way out of a wet paper bag with a machette.
And Starlin will be eating his next few meals from a straw. You know, because he completely fucking CHOKED that last at bat away.
Yes, I know it's 4 games in the season. But when is it too early to start saying, "There's always next year?"
And Starlin will be eating his next few meals from a straw. You know, because he completely fucking CHOKED that last at bat away.
Yes, I know it's 4 games in the season. But when is it too early to start saying, "There's always next year?"
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