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No apparently GFAIL is SKIRTING. Whatever the fuck that means.
On a real note desp went ghost again.
Ban bet.
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On a real note desp went ghost again.
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Did I win? Did FT insult me?
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did the ball less wonder take da bet yet???
how about i takez a bet instead...
cutler, top 15 in passer rating. This would make jay a notch better than avg - above avg..... to qualify for da list, qbs must have a minimum of 300 pass attempts.
if jay is in da top 15 you ban yourself for next offseason.... til preseason game 1
if jay is not in da top 15, ill ban myself for da offseason.... til preseason game 1
*if jay is injured and cant reach 300 pass attempts.. the bet is null and void for all
this is not as sweet as thunderdome, gurley.... but i thought id step in so da sackless cuck can do what he does best... watch another man take his glory...
soooo... who wants some...
how about i takez a bet instead...
cutler, top 15 in passer rating. This would make jay a notch better than avg - above avg..... to qualify for da list, qbs must have a minimum of 300 pass attempts.
if jay is in da top 15 you ban yourself for next offseason.... til preseason game 1
if jay is not in da top 15, ill ban myself for da offseason.... til preseason game 1
*if jay is injured and cant reach 300 pass attempts.. the bet is null and void for all
this is not as sweet as thunderdome, gurley.... but i thought id step in so da sackless cuck can do what he does best... watch another man take his glory...
soooo... who wants some...
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This really is sad, when did being slightly above average become an accomplishment to be proud of? When updating your resume, did you list a C+ average in school under the accomplishments section? Why do we as fans have to settle for a notch above average? This is sad to have that as a baseline for a QB. I get that the Bears have had some ineptitude at the QB position, but that does not give us a reason to lower our standards for good QB play. Top 15, really...that is the cutoff? Top 12 really isn't that much better...at least top 10 can be argued as an accomplishment.
Top 15, Josh McCown was top 15 in passer rating last year (ahead of Cutler BTW)...Kaepernick and Bradford were top 12 in 2013 (ahead of Cutler BTW)...Matt Moore was in the top 12 in 2011...Garrard was .1 away from being in the top 12 in 2010. At least if a player makes it in the top 10 we can say that the QB played within the top 30% of the leagues starters.
How about we stop lowering our standards?
Top 15, Josh McCown was top 15 in passer rating last year (ahead of Cutler BTW)...Kaepernick and Bradford were top 12 in 2013 (ahead of Cutler BTW)...Matt Moore was in the top 12 in 2011...Garrard was .1 away from being in the top 12 in 2010. At least if a player makes it in the top 10 we can say that the QB played within the top 30% of the leagues starters.
How about we stop lowering our standards?
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I have made a bet plenty of times, he just keeps ducking the bet. He runs and hides every time it starts to get real. Here was my original proposal:
It has now morphed into what we have in this thread to accomodate desps lack of confidence in Cutler.
Top 12 is barely above average, why would I bet that? It's stupid, much like most of your posts. Him finishing slightly above average doesn't prove anything, it doesn't prove he had a great season, it doesn't prove he is a good QB...all it proves is he improved in the slightest bit. Which makes a top 12 benchmark very weak considering my argument has been Cutler is mediocre. So him finishing at 11 or 12 doesn't debunk him being mediocre. If he were to finish in the top 10 than that actually shows he had a somewhat significant increase in efficiency...at least at that bench mark desp would have a leg to stand on.
So desp keeps ducking this bet and avoiding making any other counter bet to me, how about you? I ask again, will you take the bet instead? Or will you continue to lack the balls and keep skirting my bet?
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Whatever you say, SkirtFail.
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my bet isnt about cutler being elite. im just betting on what he is, nothing more. could cutler pull a 2015 palmer.... sure why not.. likely? probably not
accomplishments?? i once put hand to hand combat, ground assault training, heavy and light weaponry...marksmanship award.. etc etc... i gotz the job... then i basically stopped handing out resumes... started straight talking management and branched out working for myself.. more dan ones way to pluck a cat
how bout we start being grateful for what the bears do have.... it could be worse...
but i hears ya...
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Then your bet defeats the purpose. The point was will Despbro back up his fake Cutler obsession? We know the answer now.
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We all know what he is....mediocre. He has finished in the middle of the pack for the majority of his career, that's like me making a ban bet with you that AP will finish in the top 10 in rushing yards this year barring any injury. Is there a chance he will finish outside the top 10? Sure. Is it likely? Not really.
The bolded is what makes some of the fans on here so frustrating. Why do we have to be grateful for 7 years of mediocre play? I was grateful to have an upgrade at QB when Cutler came to Chicago, I was grateful until around 2011 when after three years there hadn't been much improvement in play. After that season I was done being grateful for the marginal improvement Cutler brought.
The analogy I like to use is for many years the only option we as fans had was a bologna sandwich. We had to deal with that sandwich for too long. Then we were given an upgrade, a bologna sandwich with government cheese. We were grateful for this upgraded bologna sandwich with government cheese, but after a couple years we noticed other fan bases enjoying monte cristo's or philly cheese steaks or cuban sandwiches.
So while I may begrudgingly sit down on Sundays and have my bologna sandwich with government cheese, that doesn't mean I should be happy with it or not want a chance at a delicious cuban sandwich.
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Yeah, but real bologna from a legit deli is pretty good.
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You can make a sandwich better by adding things to it.
Unless it's a shit sandwich.
Unless it's a shit sandwich.
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false...bacon.....makes anything better
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And if not real bologna, you can always fry it and make a samich with onions. Tasty...
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Someone wrap cutler in bacon!
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And fry him so we can get a new QB.
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So, is the bet on yet? Or are people still being pussybros (looking at you GFail)?
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Add it to the list of GFails.
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I'm talking about store bought oscar meyer bologna. Not the good stuff
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Did the cuck officially bitch out of this bet yet or nah? What a baby back bitch. Very low energy, and def not a good time to be alive 
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Did the cuck officially bitch out of this bet yet or nah? What a baby back bitch. Very low energy, and def not a good time to be alive
Sad!