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As for juries go, I don't think I like the idea of a professional jury. I am also in the boat that the Judicial branch of any government should not make legislature. When we have a difficult time finding objective judges, and when executives appoint activist judges, I think we have issues of corruptibility. Extending that type of non-elected authority over someone's life to yet another legal-buff, would then take away some check and balance of the system. Of course, we can all sit here, and picture those who we may view as incorruptible for these positions, but lets be real, at any level of politics, that is very rare. Most ideal candidates will not go after juror careers, and the selection is another level of manipulation. The likelihood of a fair trial would be drastically lower, and there would no longer be a point in having a trial by jury in the first place.

I would much prefer if we reform state and local systems to put the priorities on enforcing and bringing the worst of crimes to justice, and clean up the books on all of the annoyances that do no harm. When every second counts, the law is only minutes away!
Off the top of my head, minimum requirements....

1. College Degree
2. Background in Political Science, American History, Sociology, Psychology, etc...
3. Has never made a political contribution


I'm sure I have more, but I'm hungover right now.
 

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A degree for a juror. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


phew. I think you were joking. I'm not sure. But that would be hilarious.

100k in debt, you now work for the government as a 30k a year juror! :)
 

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Oh wait, 30k isn't enough. The jurors form a union, go on strike! LOL!!!! Such high education, for a low skill position. It's like the bartenders and waitresses that have masters. Hahaha, I love that stuff. It makes me laugh every time.
 

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I get why she was found not guilty. I blame the state for not building a better case.

truly they could of got her sent away for life if they would have charged here with the correct things. Those prosecutors should be fired they left out about 50 charges she was guilty of.
 

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ive never gotten a jury duty notice... what am i doing wrong....

id love to get a drug case and nullify it...

Off the top of my head, minimum requirements....

1. College Degree
2. Background in Political Science, American History, Sociology, Psychology, etc...
3. Has never made a political contribution


I'm sure I have more, but I'm hungover right now.

My Sister was a juror in a murder trial at just 18 still in HS she and the jury sent the dude away for 90 years


and Der you would probably just cause a hung jury which wastes a shit ton of money but it would be epic
 

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How would you go about firing a professional juror? Who has that authority? So you have a corrupt judge, and then a corrupt set of jurors.... yeah. This is just an awful idea. You don't fix symptoms of a broken system, you treat the disease.
 

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As someone who can practice law, I am shocked at some of the LA LA Land posts in here. wow, just wow.

I know, right. I had a great laugh myself.
 

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Professional juries are a horrible idea. You can't turn a facet of the criminal justice system into a bureaucracy.
 

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She'll end up running for Senate, and win, based on name recognition.

Or she'll get offers to be a porn star.
 

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She'll end up running for Senate, and win, based on name recognition.

Or she'll get offers to be a porn star.

she did, by vivid, but due to the public out cry, they pulled the offer to her.

she is now going to be sued by zanieda gonzo, the criminal who got blasted for talking to george anthony on the phone when he never had that phone number at that time. she also owes 70,000 to the IRS as well.

She may make a small amount of money on books, and a made for tv movie, but that will wear off.
 

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lol she would of done the porno too i bet

that would of sold like wild fire or be put on a website for free.
 

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somehwere OJ is sitting in a cell thinking "finally the attention is off of me!".
 

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somehwere OJ is sitting in a cell thinking "finally the attention is off of me!".

You know, after all that bad press, Ford had to discontinue the Bronco. So they replaced it with the Escape!
 

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she can possibly walk free in a few hours. so dumb.
 

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This is somewhat off-topic, but I just found my new favorite thing in the world. Trolling the '**** Casey Anthony' page on facebook. Some of the responses are simply priceless.

Oh, and please spare me your sanctimonious responses if you're offended by this, I'm already well aware of the fact that I'm a dick.


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