Clockwork: Lions make another hilariously awful selection [2024 edition]

[Mighty Joe Young]

Lions are so damn weird. They finally had a good offseason with drafting Hutchinson and trading for Goff, and seemed to finally get it together and give their franchise hope.... only to realize "hey wait, we are the Lions" and go back to being dumb.

Well, Lions should take heart - I think Minnesota's GM is actually WAY worse and is going to have that franchise in 4th place for a while - he reminds me of Phil Emery...

 

[nc0gnet0]

Lions are so damn weird. They finally had a good offseason with drafting Hutchinson and trading for Goff, and seemed to finally get it together and give their franchise hope.... only to realize "hey wait, we are the Lions" and go back to being dumb.

Well, Lions should take heart - I think Minnesota's GM is actually WAY worse and is going to have that franchise in 4th place for a while - he reminds me of Phil Emery...

Mr. "Haul" weighs in.................

 

[nc0gnet0]

You seem salty, why are you upset that the real team you root for hit home runs drafting at 1 & 9?

The Lions didn't draft at 29

Your fake LoLions fandom is showing

rinse/repeat.......................

Can Rome jump out of a pool?

 

[didshereallysaythat]

Arnold is a good pick and fills a need for the Lions.

Why do people have to pretend he sucks just to try and win the message board?

 

[onebud34]

rinse/repeat.......................

Can Rome jump out of a pool?

Is 3 greater than 2?

 

[Mighty Joe Young]

Mr. "Haul" weighs in.................

Says the guy who talks shit every year and then disappears halfway into the season when the Lions usually tank.

 

[bears51/40]

rinse/repeat.......................

Can Rome jump out of a pool?

Don't know..........but he can run through your shit secondary. Moore, Allen, Odunze, Kmet/Everett, your secondary is burnt toast.

 

[MikeDitkaPolishSausage]

Over the last 13 years, the Lions have 2 more playoff victories than the Bears.
Thanks for playing.

Can you please re-read my original post and properly answer my question. Thanks for playing

 

[Anytime23]

Over the last 13 years, the Lions have 2 more playoff victories than the Bears.
Thanks for playing.

Your fake team has been relevant for one season in any of our lifetimes lmao

 

[MDB111™]

The Bears had two picks in the top 10, now you want to take a victory lap for getting more talent than a team that picked #29?
Yisus, no shit sherlock, what a stupid fuck you are. Considering the Bears record of drafting and developing both Qb's and Wr's, and the fact their coach is an incompetant dufus, Didn't you just fire over half of your coaching staff? I am sure at least one of them will fail, and fail miserably.

the fact you say the Lions pick was a second round talent goes to show how stupid you really are.

No one is reading your shit ho

 

[clenbuterol_clint]

Says the guy who talks shit every year and then disappears halfway into the season when the Lions usually tank.

 

[nc0gnet0]

No one is reading your shit ho

then why so many replies?

 

[nc0gnet0]

Your fake team has been relevant for one season in any of our lifetimes lmao

You're only 13, so that isn't really saying much, now is it sad little man.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Your only 13, so that isn't really saying much, now is it sad little man

*You’re

 

[onebud34]

Can you please re-read my original post and properly answer my question. Thanks for playing

I didn't even notice that @nc0gnet0 edited his OP until you quoted it. The fake LoLions fan must be SHOOK today

 

[Anytime23]

You're only 13, so that isn't really saying much, now is it sad little man.

There’s that always creative and hilarious adult humor.

Whose username was this that I inherited since it predates me?

 

[MDB111™]

then why so many replies?

It's not your thread, corky.

 

[nc0gnet0]

It's not your thread, corky.

and another

 

[Anytime23]

It's not your thread, corky.

Another Lance Stone TOTY candidate

 

[SugarWalls]

To think all of these broke fair weather laborers wearing Honolol Blue and Silver took the night off from slapping their fat wives just to see this embarrassment of a pick in person.

Terrion Armlold. Another overrated Bama defender. I smell the toast already as Rome is out jumping him for 50/50 balls. This dude already got smoked walking to the podium. Holy shit they actually got fleeced to pick this guy? Wow

Thank you lions for making the bears magical night also a comical one for the division.

Not too soon to call this one the lance stone thread of the year - another EZ #calledit