Coming to Orlando on vacation? Ask me anything...

[nvanprooyen]

I've been to pretty much every attraction there is here multiple times, and beyond that I have loads of local experience about things that are off the beaten path. So if you're planning on coming here on vacation, feel free to fire away and I'll do my best to answer your questions.

 

[CRM 114]

Are the Bears fans in Orlando more or less intolerable than the Bears fans in Chicago?

 

[Omeletpants]

Years ago I had a customer that always wanted to visit strips joints. I often travelled with them. We went to Orlando strip joints and all the strippers wore Mickey Mouse ears. Do they still do that?

 

[CRM 114]

Years ago I had a customer that always wanted to visit strips joints. I often travelled with them. We went to Orlando strip joints and all the strippers wore Mickey Mouse ears. Do they still do that?

I’ve never heard of fast food cashiers traveling across the country with their customers.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Years ago I had a customer that always wanted to visit strips joints. I often travelled with them. We went to Orlando strip joints and all the strippers wore Mickey Mouse ears. Do they still do that?

Well i could imagine after hanging around you , you're customer wanted to make sure his manhood was still intact.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Are the Bears fans in Orlando more or less intolerable than the Bears fans in Chicago?

Mostly more tolerable.

 

[CRM 114]

Are the Bears fans in Orlando more or less racist than the Bears fans in Chicago?

 

[DC]

I'll hit this thread up in a couple of months. Thanks.

Same goes for any Denver peeps for me, I suppose. I smell a sub-forum.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Does Florida have a thermostat that can be turned down about 20 degrees?

 

[nvanprooyen]

I'll hit this thread up in a couple of months. Thanks.

Same goes for any Denver peeps for me, I suppose. I smell a sub-forum.

I want to take a CO vacation, so I will more than likely hit you up on that...

 

[1COBearsfan]

I can weigh in on some Co spots as well

 

[modo]

In Tampa right now......it’s fucking hot and muggy. Return to Denver tomorrow and less humidity.

 

[DC]

In Tampa right now......it’s fucking hot and muggy. Return to Denver tomorrow and less humidity.

Our city is alive with fireworks. Huge rainstorm tonight after, as you know, a very wet winter/spring/summer. Streets in our usually quiet, conservative neighborhood are so thick with smoke it looks like a morning in Napa valley. My boys loved it.

'MERICA!

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Where can I wrestle an alligator?

 

[DC]

Gator farm. Bout 20 miles outside Alamosa. Also near the largest sand dune range in North America. And it's "rassle."

 

[Burque]

This really seems like it should be titled: Thread of list......ORLANDO

Just sayin....

 

[nvanprooyen]

This really seems like it should be titled: Thread of list......ORLANDO

Just sayin....

Missed a golden opportunity there.

 

[Penny Traitor]

I would like the OP to note that it has been over 12 hours and I still have not come into his thread trolling with questions like:

1.) Why do you live in Orlando?

2.) Is there a large barbwire fence keeping you in?

3.) Does Mickey Mouse pay you a stipend to live there like the oil companies do in Alaska?

4.) Do you feel your soul withering away in the Florida Sun?

5.) If you could live anywhere else on the planet...why are you not there already?

Good thing for you OP...I chose to just leave this thread alone instead.

 

[MDB111™]

Going to be in Orlando this winter. My kids are begging me so we are gonna go. I hear Universal is huge. Is it worth it to see Universal if we are already doing the massive Disney tour?

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Going to be in Orlando this winter. My kids are begging me so we are gonna go. I hear Universal is huge. Is it worth it to see Universal if we are already doing the massive Disney tour?

Just go to Nvans house instead and swim in his pool. Be careful, though... Nvans neighborhood has a lot of wild Bears.