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I figured it out @MarylandBear111, I’ll be the bouncer to keep ommy the **** out
CoronaPocalypse is Upon Us. What survival skills will you bring to the CCS compound?
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I can offer 2 skills.
1) I'm an expert level chopsticks user. If the scavengers forget forks cut down a couple tree branches and forget about it.
2) The most important skill. I have the ability to distinguish Chinese apart from other asians thus limiting the group from any more China born diseases.
** I'm not cute like Glenn from TWD tho... but probably eat less.
And one question. Are there women in this group?
1) I'm an expert level chopsticks user. If the scavengers forget forks cut down a couple tree branches and forget about it.
2) The most important skill. I have the ability to distinguish Chinese apart from other asians thus limiting the group from any more China born diseases.
** I'm not cute like Glenn from TWD tho... but probably eat less.
And one question. Are there women in this group?
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Just concubines.
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I am stunned you don't want to be a part of our community. You try and steal a thing from us and you will get home-made poison dart frog arrow to the chest good sir. If you try and shoot back, we have @Omeletpants who offered to be a human shield.
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What about trans women?
I'm willing to compromise.
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Naw, **** that I say let Ommy in.
The plan is every Saturday night we put @Ares in a pit with a baseball bat full of nails, then we throw in Ommy dressed up in a pigeon costume. Then we sit back, drink TBD's hooch, make bets, and cheer on Ares Mad Max style. If the action slows down too much we steal Rango from Urblock and throw him in the pit to liven things up.
Bread and circuses man, every functioning society requires bread and circuses...
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there we go! I’ve found my niche for it...I’ll be the bookie
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I bring the most potent survival tool on the planet...the warrior spirit. Some will be to weak to be able to tap into it. We'll have to leave them behind.
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