CoronaPocalypse is Upon Us. What survival skills will you bring to the CCS compound?
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The same thing you are plugging your Sous Vide into to make "30 minute" 14 hour ribs.
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um, did you know that you can literally boil water and let it cool to the proper temperature and hold that temp in a cooler?
Did you ever even think of that before coming at me?????
DID YOU?
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Sweet. I got you on both. I have a face for Radio if ya catch my drift!
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I would like you to do this as a project at home and report back how well it went for you. Good luck!
Did I ever say I HAD to use a pellet grill before you came at me??? DID YOU?
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You have never brewed beer huh?
When you have to maintain a temp, some wild shit can happen
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I haven't brewed beer. From what I understand you heat it then you let it sit at room temp to ferment. It isn't like you maintain water temp at 135-145 degrees for 14 hours without the help of electricity or gas.
I have however fermented hot sauce, and I know how to make Kimchi as well. All fermented at room temp.
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Cut down a forest, get us moonshine. Also provide security; nobody has yet to find a Bigfoot.
Cut down a forest, get us moonshine. Also provide security; nobody has yet to find a Bigfoot.
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Despite your shit talking, this is where my primitive wood and coals from an open fire come into play. Hell, I can smoke on an old school Weber kettle if needed. I will tend to the fire and drink beer while the rest of you are doing whatever it is you bring to the table.
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I've upgraded to the Weber Smokey Mountain, which I adore...but can totally get some quality smoking done on the kettle if I had too.
Speaking of which, I think I'll smoke some ribs this weekend since FL will also be on #lockdown (finally)
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I've put off buying smoker for years because I want to build one, and the kettle gets it done how I like, tending and deckbeering as a part of the equation
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You guys seem to be infatuated with all sorts of meat smoking technology that may not exist as we embark on thee end of times.
Can you please focus on a sure-fire ways to smoke apocalyptic meats without involving tribal warfare on routines past?
Look, there is no doubt that we can smoke meats. But I am having serious doubts about the hierarchy of it all.
Can you please focus on a sure-fire ways to smoke apocalyptic meats without involving tribal warfare on routines past?
Look, there is no doubt that we can smoke meats. But I am having serious doubts about the hierarchy of it all.
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I have been stumping on this one all day long and all I can think of is how my entire life has been built up for pretty much the polar opposite of a post apocalyptic lifestyle. I was raised in Chicago and it's suburbs by a couple of hippies and later an old lady. So things like hunting, fishing or any kind of woodsman type shit was just not a reality for me. I have spent the bulk of the last two decades working for television broadcasting networks amassing the kind of skills that will mean literally nothing the moment electricity ceases to be a thing.
I know where to get cheap groceries and what blocks to stay off of unless escorted or invited. That is the extent of my "survival skills".
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Think really hard dude.
There has to be a thing you are good at in a post apocalyptic world. Do you sew? Do you cook? Can you gather firewood?
Look, imagine a scenario where your day to day job skills cease to exist and you have to survive! How you gonna do that brother?
If nothing else, let this be a time where Jamais Vu learns a new skill!
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I'd vote for either of those two as well. @Ares is obviously a boss. @remydat is extremely logical, intelligent and can vortex the shit out of basically anyone.
Voting for myself would be bad form, although I do think I'm one of the most cool, calm and collected members of our tribe (obvious bias). Maybe a cabinet position? Minister of Smoked Meats?
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