CoronaPocalypse is Upon Us. What survival skills will you bring to the CCS compound?

[MDB111™]

LOL!

Fucking dweeb doesn't understand that this is the only one that matters:

• Edge of Hand: If you’ve ever studied martial arts, you know how deadly a palm strike or chop to the collarbone can be. If a person attacks you, palm strike vertically up into their nose for a potentially lethal strike.

ITS FOR ANIMALS BRO

try palm striking a gorilla in your face bro.

 

[MDB111™]

I could use my superior negotiating skills to stop Big Foot from killing us, then eating HHM.

Brush your teeth.

yer breath smells like Bigfoots dick.

 

[Omeletpants]

Brush your teeth.

yer breath smells like Bigfoots dick.

THat's the best you got?

 

[HeHateMe]

I could use my superior negotiating skills to stop Big Foot from killing us, then eating HHM.

I don't know which is more mythical, the Audi or Bigfoot...

 

[knoxville7]

You finger strike that ****** right in his pie hole.

zig zag running? Has anyone ever done that and lived to say it works?

oh yeah, tons. In Denali there’s moose attacks every summer. A few summers ago a lady got stomped out and had her ear ripped off. I’ve definitely had some friends get charged and get away from the zig zag method. Moose can run fast, but their lateral movements are shit

 

[truthbedamned]

I've upgraded to the Weber Smokey Mountain, which I adore...but can totally get some quality smoking done on the kettle if I had too.

Speaking of which, I think I'll smoke some ribs this weekend since FL will also be on #lockdown (finally)

Just bought the Masterbuilt 340G First propane smoker that has a thermostat and maintains temp for you. Works like a charm. Set the temp and it never various more than 5 degrees.

 

[ytsejam]

How are we supposed to make propane out of Warden's panties?

 

[MDB111™]

Just bought the Masterbuilt 340G First propane smoker that has a thermostat and maintains temp for you. Works like a charm. Set the temp and it never various more than 5 degrees.
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I went electric myself 5 years ago. I like fighting the charcoal if I am out in the yard working all day but when I need a steady temp and don't feel like fighting that, I can.
wood chips go in the side and it gets the job done.

 

[HeHateMe]

I went electric myself 5 years ago. I like fighting the charcoal if I am out in the yard working all day but when I need a steady temp and don't feel like fighting that, I can.
wood chips go in the side and it gets the job done.

I'm getting an Alexa enabled infrared robot barrel smoker so I can just put meat in it and tell my echo what meat it is and them after 8 hours of jerking off on my PornFlix app I have craft old world custom smoked ribs or biscuit or whatever. Literally takes all of the art out of it with none of the flavor. I'll have whole foods deliver the sides for authentic DIY experience without any Y.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I don't care what any of you say. If you're setting the temp and walking away from your pellet or propane smoker, you are missing the spirit of bbq. The entire god damn point is the love and attention you put into the fire and food. Maybe I'm just nostalgic.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I'm getting an Alexa enabled infrared robot barrel smoker so I can just put meat in it and tell my echo what meat it is and them after 8 hours of jerking off on my PornFlix app I have craft old world custom smoked ribs or biscuit or whatever. Literally takes all of the art out of it with none of the flavor. I'll have whole foods deliver the sides for authentic DIY experience without any Y.

Omg, I love you so much

 

[Penny Traitor]

I'm getting an Alexa enabled infrared robot barrel smoker so I can just put meat in it and tell my echo what meat it is and them after 8 hours of jerking off on my PornFlix app I have craft old world custom smoked ribs or biscuit or whatever.

OK Boomer

 

[Burque]

@Grimson THIS ^ mf has a mf LIST (lol) for different types of strikes ahhahahhahhhhhahahhaha

How many bloody noses is this going to cause....

 

[Burque]

I could use my superior negotiating skills to stop Big Foot from killing us, then eating HHM.

Great, now you wanna eat out @HeHateMe

 

[Burque]

I'm getting an Alexa enabled infrared robot barrel smoker so I can just put meat in it and tell my echo what meat it is and them after 8 hours of jerking off on my PornFlix app I have craft old world custom smoked ribs or biscuit or whatever. Literally takes all of the art out of it with none of the flavor. I'll have whole foods deliver the sides for authentic DIY experience without any Y.

***** ***** *****.

 

[Burque]

I don't care what any of you say. If you're setting the temp and walking away from your pellet or propane smoker, you are missing the spirit of bbq. The entire god damn point is the love and attention you put into the fire and food. Maybe I'm just nostalgic.

Ok Boomer.

I am sure the way you did everything back in your day is always far superior....

 

[nvanprooyen]

Ok Boomer.

I am sure the way you did everything back in your day is always far superior....

We are probably about the same age, give or take a few years. I just choose to smoke my food not like a millennial *****. Thanks.

 

[Burque]

We are probably about the same age, give or take a few years. I just choose to smoke my food not like a millennial *****. Thanks.

I honestly think we are the exact same age, I think you posted something about how old you were a week or so ago. I am 42.

and FTR I learned all about pellet grills from boomers. They were the only people that could afford them.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I honestly think we are the exact same age, I think you posted something about how old you were a week or so ago. I am 42.

and FTR I learned all about pellet grills from boomers. They were the only people that could afford them.

Close, I'm 43.

 

[Burque]

Close, I'm 43.

In a few months I will join you.