Craziest sexual encounters

[The Bandit]

Saw it on another forum, figured I'd see what crazy shit you sick bastards have.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

What is sex?

 

[The Bandit]

What is sex?

The real 2Pac knows.

 

[Run the ball]

My wife gave me a BJ last night for no apparent reason other than she just wanted to ...


I'll be checking the Visa bill when it comes in, I assure you :lol: I know my wife better than that, there was a reason!

 

[Ares]

hbk and Cago are gonna own this thread....

 

[malcore]

Cago owned this thread b4 it was posted.


He's a legume man.

 

[Run the ball]

A raw légume?

 

[CODE_BLUE56]

This one time at band camp, I fucked an oboe.

 

[Tjodalv]

I saw a boob once.

 

[malcore]

A raw légume?

Butt(er) beans

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I've never known the touch of a woman.

 

[malcore]

I've never known the touch of a woman.

Not surprised. Seems Swedish men are pretty bad in bed:

German Men are Worst Lovers. English and Swedes Close

10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.

Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.

"Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...s-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html

Swedes are considered "too quick"

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Not surprised. Seems Swedish men are pretty bad in bed:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...s-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html

Swedes are considered "too quick"

You should see my 40 yard dash time.

 

[malcore]

Well played.

 

[Nick80]

Lucky I travelled a bit, but then I saw it is from the Daily Mail. They can **** right off. Cunts.

 

[winterwarz]

Very disappointing thread so far...

 

[malcore]

Lol, don't shoot the messenger Nick. Not a Daily Mail poll.

 

[malcore]

Very disappointing thread so far...

What exactly were you hoping for? Men describing their sexual encounters is usually a douchey affair, unless humour is involved.

 

[Nick80]

Lol, don't shoot the messenger Nick. Not a Daily Mail poll.

I'm less than impressed. Very less. *shakes head*

 

[malcore]

I'm less than impressed. Very less. *shakes head*

Apparently a lot of women were too.