Craziest sexual encounters

[Tjodalv]

This is how they roll in hillbillyland, PA ^^^

 

[The Bandit]

This is how they roll in hillbillyland, PA ^^^

Amazingly I'm not from the "sticks", I'm in a city, even though Northeast PA is basically all forest.

 

[Tjodalv]

I know man; I was born in Williamsport and the family has a cabin just outside Stroudsburg...I'm familiar with the region.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Fucked a girl on a beanbag chair last month. That was pretty funny.

 

[1COBearsfan]

I got another one

My roommate in FL was whoring around at the beach and found a couple of girls on vacation from Detroit. He's quite the ladies man and eventually basically talked them into sleeping with us(I didn't have to do anything except show up). He and I met them at the bar but there was only one that came back. He asked where she was, amongst a little more idle chatter. He told her we both had to work the next morning(this was Sunday evening) and we would like to keep it early and just tuck them in for the night but her friend needed to show up. The girl then said to him, "What makes you think I can't handle both of you?" With bewildered looks on our faces we escort the young lady back to her hotel room and tag team her.

 

[nwfisch]

The first time Nwfisch had sex he was so afraid.........because he was alone

I'm not afraid, but you are

 

[SilenceS]

Whoa, last time I told some stories. Ommy had a mild stroke and tried to kill my vibe. And as one knows, one must not kill another persons vibe.

 

[winterwarz]

Best part was the mom asked who was better.

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Well?

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Whoa, last time I told some stories. Ommy had a mild stroke and tried to kill my vibe. And as one knows, one must not kill another persons vibe.

Dude that was a nice thread. I remember those stories.

 

[Omeletpants]

In the late 80s I was seeing a married woman but only on Friday nights (and a trip to Mardi Gras with her girlfriend). That was her night out and she told her husband she was staying with a girlfriend. Instead she stay at my place. I felt bad seeing a married woman but she didn't think it was a big deal and apparently the husband wasnt paying attention. Finally, I was stopped at an intersection and in front of me was her husband driving her car (Personalized license plates). I looked over to see him and felt really bad for him. I never saw her again

 

[Mitchapalooza]

In the late 80s I was seeing a married woman but only on Friday nights (and a trip to Mardi Gras with her girlfriend). That was her night out and she told her husband she was staying with a girlfriend. Instead she stay at my place. I felt bad seeing a married woman but she didn't think it was a big deal and apparently the husband wasnt paying attention. Finally, I was stopped at an intersection and in front of me was her husband driving her car (Personalized license plates). I looked over to see him and felt really bad for him. I never saw her again

Good guy ommy

 

[Omeletpants]

Good guy ommy

If I were a good guy I never would have messed around with a married woman in the first place. Bad Omelet

 

[Mitchapalooza]

If I were a good guy I never would have messed around with a married woman in the first place. Bad Omelet

I just hope you weren't dating her. Just smashing.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

This one time at band camp....

 

[Warrior Spirit]

I got another one

My roommate in FL was whoring around at the beach and found a couple of girls on vacation from Detroit. He's quite the ladies man and eventually basically talked them into sleeping with us(I didn't have to do anything except show up). He and I met them at the bar but there was only one that came back. He asked where she was, amongst a little more idle chatter. He told her we both had to work the next morning(this was Sunday evening) and we would like to keep it early and just tuck them in for the night but her friend needed to show up. The girl then said to him, "What makes you think I can't handle both of you?" With bewildered looks on our faces we escort the young lady back to her hotel room and tag team her.

Yuck

 

[Globetrotter]

[SUP][/SUP]

Yuck

Werd. That shit's gross.

A chick from Detoilet to boot....and why does fucked up shit always have to happen in Florida?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I dated a girl who had me drop loads on her clothes so when we went out with her friends they all knew we had just fucked.

 

[BearsFan51]

Movie theatre, in the living room with the wife of a guy while he slept in the other room, changing room at a clothing store, parking lot of a strip mall in a car, apartment in the bed of a girl I was dating with another girl.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Movie theatre, in the living room with the wife of a guy while he slept in the other room, changing room at a clothing store, parking lot of a strip mall in a car, apartment in the bed of a girl I was dating with another girl.

"Places I've masturbated"

 

[The Bandit]

Well?

I told her that she was better.... But honestly the daughter was probably better.. And she definitely gave better head the her mother.

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