Craziest sexual encounters

[Hbkrusso]

done alotta freaky shit in my day alotta shit I don't even remember lol I was fucked up more than not back in the day

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

that's an actual fact I lived it but continue I don't need yer approval

Not looking to give you my approval bruh. Just telling an actual fact that at my high school there was that same story about a girl. Buddy of mine at another high school same story. Same story every time. Girls at a party, fucks herself with a hot dog. The hot dog breaks off in her pussy, she has to go the e.r.

 

[Hbkrusso]

sat down at the bar one evening was just getting a good buzz on when this woman whispered in my ear askin if I was a real cowboy I said **** yea long story short we are in the bathroom I busted a nut in her mouth ***** walked right out and kissed her husband right in the mouth. it took me years before id even kiss a ***** after seeing that

 

[Hbkrusso]

Not looking to give you my approval bruh. Just telling an actual fact that at my high school there was that same story about a girl. Buddy of mine at another high school same story. Same story every time. Girls at a party, fucks herself with a hot dog. The hot dog breaks off in her pussy, she has to go the e.r.

lol dunno if its an urban legend or not but I actually watched it happen no shit. in fact I still catch hell from some of my buddies about it

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

http://www.snopes.com/college/risque/hotdog.asp

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/d...d-a-hotdog-break-off-in-her-vagina.191502961/

I think it's also a line in Mean Girls.

 

[Hbkrusso]

good to know.

 

[Hbkrusso]

when I was 17 I hooked up with this 23 year old bartender and she broke out some anal beads I had zero knowledge of how that shit worked so I ask what do I do with this she said when she starts having an orgasm pull them out I respond ok everythings going good fucking her she starts cumming and I pulled those ******* outta her ass like I was starting a lawnmower in my ignorance I did not know u had to remove them slowly...that ***** like ta died and threw me out of her house...that was a bad one

 

[botfly10]

Maybe guys on the other forum were lying?

Most people don't have crazy sexual encounters. If a bunch of dudes on the internet claim they have, a lot of them are probably lying.

My craziest sexual encounter has probably been getting a bj from my ex in the school bus on the way back from a field trip in HS. We were all the way in the back and no one was sitting next to us or across us though.

Or doing the same girl in a porty potty at the forest preserve.

I wouldn't call either really crazy though.

You were in the forest and you decided to hump in the porto potty?

 

[Hbkrusso]

You were in the forest and you decided to hump in the porto potty?

theres walls bruh it helps ya get the pants off the ***** at least from my encounter like that

 

[botfly10]

"Places I've masturbated"

 

[botfly10]

when I was 17 I hooked up with this 23 year old bartender and she broke out some anal beads I had zero knowledge of how that shit worked so I ask what do I do with this she said when she starts having an orgasm pull them out I respond ok everythings going good fucking her she starts cumming and I pulled those ******* outta her ass like I was starting a lawnmower in my ignorance I did not know u had to remove them slowly...that ***** like ta died and threw me out of her house...that was a bad one

lmfao

like a lawnmower... haaahahaha

 

[Desperado34]

It was the summer of graduating high school and my friends and I went to a Def Leppard/Styx/Journey concert. I ended up meeting and exchanging numbers with a smokin' hot 38 year old. My friends were in complete awe.Luckily noone was dumb enough to poke fun or make a comment about us being 17-18 years old. I bullshitted her the next week or two stating I was 22 and home from college. Picked her up from a mall parking lot 45 minutes north of my house and took her to the movie theater. I remember walking into the theater and the guy handing out bags of popcorn(probably my age) was literally staring at me as handing the popcorn in total "holy shit" face lol- striaght outta a movie. It was awesome.

We fooled around for a bit, in my car, the next week. Then I couldn't keep the fact I couldn't go to a friggin bar with her so it fizzled out. Still cool nonetheless! I swear to you right now, the day after the night at the movies I went into work and the grunge remake of 'Mrs Robinson' was on the radio at work. lmao.

Lost my V-Card in a threesome with two girls. They were both hot, one had a boyfriend and attmepted to stop in the middle of us baniging because she "felt bad", I then stated that it made no sense as we were already doin the deed...

We proceeded. I was totally a friggin awkward fish. No idea what the **** I was doing lol

Went to a linguire party senior year. This girl I knew had a beautiful house on a golf course and her parents were outta town. She invited a certain group of people from a few surroudning schools(including me) and told us that guys had to wear boxers/boxer briefs only and the girls had to wear linguire only. It was literally a party of ages.So many hot girls walking around in the skimpiest underwear/thongs/stockings. How the hell anyone could keep a chub from being shown was beyond me lol. that was a very interesting evening. Sparing the deets; lets just say a girl and I found our way onto a pool table.

Got a free plane ticket to fly down to visit a girl I met in Panama city who went to school out there. She bought me a round trip flight for my birthday and right when I get in the suv at the panama city airport she strips down and just starts blowing me. It was such a crazy experience that I don't even wanna get into it. Whole weekend I look back and just shake my head in disbelief.

Was down at buddies lakehouse and met a bangin hot cougar. I shit you not, she came over the next evening to the lakehouse for drinks and a night booze cruise. Freshly divorced, brown eyed, blonde hair southerner from kentucky. Something striaght out of a damn cougar dream, she rolls up in a red mustang convertible lol. Man, that was an experience.

I was at this frat house I was invited to when I was like 21. I ended up getting picked up by this chick and neither of us knew anyone at the party, but we ended up just randomly taking some guys room and started going at it. Tearing down lamps, pushing eachother into the closet, just going totally rampant. The dude walks in while were both practically naked; sober as shit as if he was coming from a date and just stared at us like this..

 

[JimJohnson]

Met a girl off the net. Suggested I go to her house to hang out for a bit, she agreed. Had my **** inside her within 15 minutes.

 

[botfly10]

It was the summer of graduating high school and my friends and I went to a Def Leppard/Styx/Journey concert. I ended up meeting and exchanging numbers with a smokin' hot 38 year old. My friends were in complete awe.Luckily noone was dumb enough to poke fun or make a comment about us being 17-18 years old. I bullshitted her the next week or two stating I was 22 and home from college. Picked her up from a mall parking lot 45 minutes north of my house and took her to the movie theater. I remember walking into the theater and the guy handing out bags of popcorn(probably my age) was literally staring at me as handing the popcorn in total "holy shit" face lol- striaght outta a movie. It was awesome.

We fooled around for a bit, in my car, the next week. Then I couldn't keep the fact I couldn't go to a friggin bar with her so it fizzled out. Still cool nonetheless! I swear to you right now, the day after the night at the movies I went into work and the grunge remake of 'Mrs Robinson' was on the radio at work. lmao.

Lost my V-Card in a threesome with two girls. They were both hot, one had a boyfriend and attmepted to stop in the middle of us baniging because she "felt bad", I then stated that it made no sense as we were already doin the deed...

We proceeded. I was totally a friggin awkward fish. No idea what the **** I was doing lol

Went to a linguire party senior year. This girl I knew had a beautiful house on a golf course and her parents were outta town. She invited a certain group of people from a few surroudning schools(including me) and told us that guys had to wear boxers/boxer briefs only and the girls had to wear linguire only. It was literally a party of ages.So many hot girls walking around in the skimpiest underwear/thongs/stockings. How the hell anyone could keep a chub from being shown was beyond me lol. that was a very interesting evening. Sparing the deets; lets just say a girl and I found our way onto a pool table.

Got a free plane ticket to fly down to visit a girl I met in Panama city who went to school out there. She bought me a round trip flight for my birthday and right when I get in the suv at the panama city airport she strips down and just starts blowing me. It was such a crazy experience that I don't even wanna get into it. Whole weekend I look back and just shake my head in disbelief.

Was down at buddies lakehouse and met a bangin hot cougar. I shit you not, she came over the next evening to the lakehouse for drinks and a night booze cruise. Freshly divorced, brown eyed, blonde hair southerner from kentucky. Something striaght out of a damn cougar dream, she rolls up in a red mustang convertible lol. Man, that was an experience.

I was at this frat house I was invited to when I was like 21. I ended up getting picked up by this chick and neither of us knew anyone at the party, but we ended up just randomly taking some guys room and started going at it. Tearing down lamps, pushing eachother into the closet, just going totally rampant. The dude walks in while were both practically naked; sober as shit as if he was coming from a date and just stared at us like this..

 

[winterwarz]

I'm guessing that 85% of these tales resulted in STDs.

 

[Desperado34]

I'm guessing that 85% of these tales resulted in STDs.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

 

[Desperado34]

 

[JimJohnson]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Naw, you gotta go raw bro. I like to spooge inside.

 

[Nick80]

It's good to see that people don't let life pass them by.

 

[Globetrotter]

Is your location supposed to mean The Sunshine State? If so, then you should know what I'm talking about.

If not, Florida is, kind of literally, a cesspool.

Meh.

I've moved around my whole life and the 2 states that have the worst reputation (Texas/Florida) have been the most pleasant. A lot of people think Portland, OR is one of the nicest places to live and I would have to call it a "cesspool" (meth heads/pussy-ass hippies/lazy, able-bodied, 20-something panhandling thieves)...